OK..some background..
Everyone knows and loves Envy Im sure..
In this audio clip, he demonstrates why...
What you are about to hear is a complete Nut-out.
I couldnt have convinced anyone that hes been doing this shit to me for weeks...yes, weeks.
So i had no choice but to record him so I could prove that hes a fruitpie...and a borderline window-licking retard. Or full-blown widow licking retard...you decide.
And Youd think he'd come up with new stuff each time, but no...he repeats himself so many times, that this one recording pretty much covers the extent of his insult abilities. I think he gets his lines from the OTHER third graders on the short bus.
This is in contrast to our more intelligent and HILARIOUS members like FahQ (And Onwig, and Ethion, and BFG who forced me to make mention of their genius as well..with threats of bodily harm), who can cut someone to pieces thoroughly in such an original and witty manner, that one would be honored to play 'the dozens' with him/them...and bear the brunt of his/their wrath.
Someone hug this poor idiot....someone?
Then, like the little country bumpkin in 'Pygmalion'..someone PLEASE take this little lass to finishing school and teach the poor thing how to speak properly. Not like some Burberry-coated, bling-wearing Chav-tit.
And the funny thing is..he speaks about like he types.
Guy Ritchie might cast him as the next Spud, however.
We're still hoping.
And no one worry, my wife was not in the least insulted...matter of fact, shes still laughing..and being a teacher, she feels for his parents and former educators. Niether im sure are reflected in his articulation of such clear and concise conceptual ramblings.
I DARED him to repeat what he said in this recording to her face, but as par for the course..he was too chickenshit..
[3:15 PM] (SiX)Sheixhundt: I DARE you to say this shit to her face.
[3:15 PM] -7in: Jealousy.: nah..i dont want to
[3:16 PM] (SiX)Sheixhundt: Why not, you a chickenshit? You can call her a whore behind her back but cant find the stones to say it to her face? Shes reading right now..let her hear what you got to say...
[3:16 PM] -7in: Jealousy.: w/e i dont want to insult her n more..Im done
[3:17 PM] (SiX)Sheixhundt: Heres a quote from her directly..."Grow a pair, you little girl."
Schooled into oblivion..by my sweet, sweet wife.
gg honey!
<< -7in: Jealousy. is now known as -7in: U's A HOE i Sed THaT u's. >>
-7in: U's A HOE i Se
: i wish i cud b part of the cybersex orgie.
Congrats Envy, you just got fucked...M8.