Hardcore Internet Pwnage

[spike]

Orig posted in god knows where. posted to macaddict, posted to clubhouse 54, and posted to here.

This kid just fucked up big time

TheConfuzed1 wrote:

Can someone just post a summary?  Thank you, drive through.

Charlie Wenzel had some part pulled out of his truck.
He posted it on that forum for sale, calling it "Bran New" (sic) for $100 plus $15 shipping.
Mike paid for it with a check for $115.
Charlie cashed the check.
Charlie edited his post to say $125 plus shipping and messaged Mike "got your check, but it's short $25.  Please send it" or something along those lines.

Mike tried to deal with him via PMs, Charlie just kept trying to dick with him.

So Mike took it public, and all hell broke loose.  Charlie kept insisting, rather prickishly, that he'd done nothing wrong, and refused to accomodate Mike.

Over the next 13 pages or so, Charlie's picture, home address, telephone number, weight, height, social security number, place of work (and the place of work's phone number, email address, and fax number), high school, credit history, and the size of his dick were all made public.  (That last one was probably conjecture, but who knows? They found everything else.) 

The point I was talking about on page 13 was where they posted a full frontal picture (clothed, you perverts) of his mom and her life history, including where his parents met and how they hooked up.  His father's info is on there too, including where he works, the phone number, yadda yadda yadda.

The natives are FURIOUS, and they're out for blood.  Hell, the moderator is from some legal firm and he's threatening to pound this guy's ass into oblivion in court. There's some other guy who hasn't said what he does but he dug up everything from his criminal record to his credit history and he's hinting that he has more and will be happy to use it if the situation is not resolved in Mike's favor PRETTY DAMN PRONTO.

We have that "no personal threats" policy here... they don't seem to have any analagous policy.  They're being really creative and unrestrained.

Mike has a money order in his posession, but as of page 25 (where I am now) he has yet to be able to find anyone who will cash it.

[BFG]

WOW not quite sure what to say lol

[Civrock]

wtf?

[spike]

im in the process of reading the thread right now. its good fun. the jackass keeps talking back and digging his hole deeper the entire time. good shit.

[BFG]

Hahaha this is the best reading i have had for ages!! This kid is beyond comical from the  "oops 100 / 125 plus shipping my mistake" stuff to the  "im a big 6"2 213 guy who can kick your ass" its freaking hilarious.

And then all his details come up, isp address name age etc etc.. i cant stop laughing right now.

[DarK.]

66 pages![/size]

[BFG]

oh god i just had to quote one of these guys sig's ...

Donate to a youth shooting program. click here and send PayPal to Guns4Scouts@aol.com
Any amount will help keep the 2nd Amendment alive with the next generation of gun owners

rofl



oh and this http://www.charleswenzel.info/  !!! 

[Civrock]

The fake pictures on page 64 are hilarious!

[c| Lone-Wolf]

Oh my god...it keeps getting better and better!  A poor college student whos parents own a house that high-bids for nearly 1 million? Hummmmm...

[BFG]

hes a class A+ little f*cking shit heh. no two ways about it... i kept hoping that the next post would be the one from one of the guys after popping over and 'paying him a little visit' heh... unbelievable.

[c| Lone-Wolf]

Damnit Spike, why did you have to post this today?!  I was all excited because I was very seriously planning to go get some work done on my final project for computer science...and now I have wasted the last two hours reading this!  Must....stop.....reading....

[Overthrow.aHa!]

this guy makes rapid look good...

[jerkasaur]

I wanna read this shit but those forums are being bitchy and not sending me the confirmation email. Lame.

[Civrock]

I wanna read this shit but those forums are being bitchy and not sending me the confirmation email. Lame.

Haha... these suckers made it members-only now.

[DarK.]

Im glad I read it before it was... surely someone has a cache of it somewhere...Google?[/size]

[Overthrow.aHa!]

i just became a member to read it and it worked fine for me

[c| Lone-Wolf]

Overthrow, because we are lazy and dont want to register, anything interesting happen with that check getting cashed?

[Civrock]

I just registered as "Charlie Wenzel", lol.


Edit: Nooo.... only to discover that the thread has been locked two daays ago. Pfft!

Edit 2: But, lolol... it's absolutely worth it to register and read the last few pages. There's also an "I'm sorry" thread. Hilarious.

I went to high school with Charlie (Class of '05). It disgust me how he is making San Luis Obispo look bad . I just wanted to make a few things clear; 1) He still lives at home with Mom and Dad 2) He never sold his truck, It has had a "For Sale" sign on the back window for over a year now, and its still parked in front of the Wenzel's House. 4) He doesn't own an Audi 5) His father bought him that truck and then he went into his College Savings to MOD it. When he ran out of money he wanted to sell it so he could by a cheaper car and have money for school. 5) He goes to Cuesta Community College 6) He is not the one who rolled the WRX STi that was a former classmate of ours (I believe he posted on here) 7) His job is washing/cleaning the Planes at the San Luis Obispo Airport His girlfriend, Diane, is beautiful and doesn't realize he is the bigest DOUCHEBAG ever ....Anyways, word got around very fast to most of his classmates and we think this is the funniest shit ever! Better than any senior prank. Too bad this didn't happen before we graduated. One thing is for sure, Charlie wont ever change.

<3

 

Edit 3: LOL, he left a message on some guy's cellphone, and this guy put it online: http://mistercmk.com/files/v004.wav


Edit 4: [/color]

[bronto]

i skimmed through it, too much crap to read. from what i gather, charlie wenzel is a noob.


i read something about him also having an ebay account on which he scammed people...what page is that on? maybe he did me too.

[BFG]

Could that quite possibly be the lamest stupidest dumbest sounding answer phone message possible? Im really quite impressed that the guy has managed to give the impression of being quite so exceptionally retarded (apologies straight up to any retarded people reading this)