Katrina conspiracy theories

[spike]

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[BFG]

Oh dear... deluded scientific nut alert!!

[*DAMN Hazard]

He gives us real psychos a bad name. There should be a CAT scan requirement for Freedom of Speech.

[bronto]

i thought the idea was crazy at first too, but it's not so 'tin hat' when you start researching it and how it's done. not saying i necessarily believe it was some japanese mafia, but the technology is real.

“Others [terrorists] are engaging even in an eco-type of terrorism whereby they can alter the climate, set off earthquakes, volcanoes remotely through the use of electromagnetic waves… So there are plenty of ingenious minds out there that are at work finding ways in which they can wreak terror upon other nations…It's real, and that's the reason why we have to intensify our [counterterrorism] efforts.”
-Secretary of Defense William Cohen at an April 1997 counterterrorism conference sponsored by former Senator Sam Nunn. Quoted from DoD News Briefing, Secretary of Defense William S. Cohen, Q&A at the Conference on Terrorism, Weapons of Mass Destruction, and U.S. Strategy, University of Georgia, Athens, Apr. 28, 1997.

[Toxic::Joka]

That's preposterous.

The device isn't on earth, it's in space and the perpetrator isn't the Japanese Mafia, it's Bush.

[z][t-Rampage]

hmm actually not. the device is at my house. mags and i put it together with kitchen stuff and a couple of old tv's. we also created the internet a while ago but no one gives us any credit for it! at first we sendt letters with a pigeon(that was Mags families invention centuries ago) therefore the name pigeon = the dane who has bird that delivers letters. p.i.g.e.o.n in danish. then he came up with some 1 and 0 thingy that solved our problems..we could type to eachother. i invented msn and icq for the israeli army.

pm us for more info, we know the truth.  as far as i know, BFG invented velcro?

[z][t-Magnetic]

Yeah it’s true.

Actually you forgot how we invented the pencil, made from norwegian wood and pigeon shit. Velcro was made by BFG in a collaboration with Hugo Boss (who later went on and used the velcro for his S&M underwear collection and left BFG with nothing, bastard).

[BFG]

velcro was invented by my late great great uncles brothers sisters dads grandfather who  had an exceptionally large dog called Velcrotch!  Velcrotch had shit loads of hair (more hair than onspikes arse) and it used to catch all the burs and sticky things when practicing in their field outside the caravan for the big freaking dog olympics in outta mongolia.

Anyway my late great great uncles brothers sisters dads grandfather was part of the opening ceremony for the big freaking dog olympics in outta mongolia, but was getting befuddled over a complex dance move which he had to perform which required him to strip of in under 4 seconds and ride naked around the arena on a poodle being whipped by his boss who was called Hugo.

He noticed how Velcrotch had all these burs on his fur and how they stuck to him untill he pulled them off... and he went away and created the first pair of stripper pants with what he called his "Velcrotch's  - fastend with "Velcro" he could rip his pants from his crotch in under 5 seconds... (for marketing purposes the "tch' of 'velcrotch' was removed in later years.

Hugo, his boss, who was a whipp'o'holic, stole the idea so that he could create easy access arse whipping panels in his employee's pants...

it truely is a tragic tale

[Po~ReverendMoss]

I see you posted this after we would be unable to hear the radio show on science detetcive.com.

I feel left out and let down

[Cossack]

If you westerners want the tech I'll go talk to my friend. You may have to pay the Kremlin a good sum though.

[Jeb]

According to the 700 Club, Katrina happened because Ellen DeGenerous (sp) is hosting the emmys...
 

["Sixhits"]

No, no it wasn't the sodomites like her, but the Hugo Chavez. God hates him so much he splooshed NO.

God does work in mysterious ways.

[spike]

god and pat robertson are going to take chavez DOWN.

[BTs_Lee.Harvey]

i thought the idea was crazy at first too, but it's not so 'tin hat' when you start researching it and how it's done. not saying i necessarily believe it was some japanese mafia, but the technology is real.

“Others [terrorists] are engaging even in an eco-type of terrorism whereby they can alter the climate, set off earthquakes, volcanoes remotely through the use of electromagnetic waves… So there are plenty of ingenious minds out there that are at work finding ways in which they can wreak terror upon other nations…It's real, and that's the reason why we have to intensify our [counterterrorism] efforts.”
-Secretary of Defense William Cohen at an April 1997 counterterrorism conference sponsored by former Senator Sam Nunn. Quoted from DoD News Briefing, Secretary of Defense William S. Cohen, Q&A at the Conference on Terrorism, Weapons of Mass Destruction, and U.S. Strategy, University of Georgia, Athens, Apr. 28, 1997.

BTW.. there is a lab in Alaska where they can do just that.. controll the weather.... its still expiremental.. but I have seen it from a distance when i was up in AK a few years ago.. and my cuz did a reserch paper on it.

[BTs_FahQ2]

The Yakuza is attacking again, RITA IS COMING!!!!!!!!

[bronto]

i thought the idea was crazy at first too, but it's not so 'tin hat' when you start researching it and how it's done. not saying i necessarily believe it was some japanese mafia, but the technology is real.

“Others [terrorists] are engaging even in an eco-type of terrorism whereby they can alter the climate, set off earthquakes, volcanoes remotely through the use of electromagnetic waves… So there are plenty of ingenious minds out there that are at work finding ways in which they can wreak terror upon other nations…It's real, and that's the reason why we have to intensify our [counterterrorism] efforts.”
-Secretary of Defense William Cohen at an April 1997 counterterrorism conference sponsored by former Senator Sam Nunn. Quoted from DoD News Briefing, Secretary of Defense William S. Cohen, Q&A at the Conference on Terrorism, Weapons of Mass Destruction, and U.S. Strategy, University of Georgia, Athens, Apr. 28, 1997.

BTW.. there is a lab in Alaska where they can do just that.. controll the weather.... its still expiremental.. but I have seen it from a distance when i was up in AK a few years ago.. and my cuz did a reserch paper on it.

yeah, HAARP. they can't even lie about that either lol.

[X1|MARCO]

the government has a device in place in the gulf for just this problem - it's called the Giant Anti-Terrorism Created Hurricane Stopper Device - which is basically a big rubberband device that comes up from the depths of the ocean and repels the hurricane back towards the sender (in this case the Yukuza). They dont use this device because it would cause a tsunami when it raised up out of the water and might damage nearby oilrig platforms thus crippling our economy.

Just doing my part to keep the sheep informed

your friendly neighborhood MARCO

[bronto]

lol i don't know why you guys are making fun, look some of the stuff up. learn about electromagnetics, resonance, pressure systems.

[BFG]

meh, well i still invented Velcro