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« on: May 14, 2005, 01:08:58 am »

yeah i can run fast too, but i'm talkin 'bout a dietary fast. i'm in good shape, but poor health. i have been suffering from a couple "diseases" for the past 14 years or so. they aren't life threatening or degenerative but it's a pain.

anyway, in hopes of allowing my body restore itself, i will be fasting for 2 weeks, or more if it is required. i've done a lot in preparation, starting tomorrow all i consume is a quart of organic orange juice everyday. thought you'd get a kick out of that, everyone else i told thinks i'm crazy.

wish me luck internet acquaintances
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« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2005, 01:23:04 am »

It's not crazy at all. In fact, it's actually good to go a day every month or so without food and let your body cleanse itself. Also, if you feel like eating all healthy and such afterwards, check out the macrobiotic diet. It's a bit impossible for me to do right now since I'm in culinary school, but I tried it for a while, made me feel like a million bucks. Also, read "The PH Miracle" by Professor Robert Young. Very interesting stuff, if you're into that sorta thing, which I'm guessing you might be, since you're going on a fast and all. Sorta explains the science behind the macrobiotic thing. Anyways, good luck, babe. We need more love
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« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2005, 02:51:14 am »

Or you can just get distracted and continuously forget to eat food like i do.  That really slims you down in a hurry.  Grin  And when you do eat, eat only corn flakes and the occasional triscuit or two, and swim til you feel like puking twice a week.  It works wonders, trust me!  Wink
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« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2005, 03:16:50 am »

Haha. Fasting isn't necessarily about losing weight, though. As for me, I'm a pretty lanky bastard, no need to lose weight for me. Grin
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« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2005, 03:26:41 am »

suffering from a couple "diseases" for the past 14 years or so.

Oh yeah, sorry for not telling you about those......
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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2005, 02:24:54 pm »

yeah i can run fast too, but i'm talkin 'bout a dietary fast. i'm in good shape, but poor health. i have been suffering from a couple "diseases" for the past 14 years or so. they aren't life threatening or degenerative but it's a pain.

anyway, in hopes of allowing my body restore itself, i will be fasting for 2 weeks, or more if it is required. i've done a lot in preparation, starting tomorrow all i consume is a quart of organic orange juice everyday. thought you'd get a kick out of that, everyone else i told thinks i'm crazy.

wish me luck internet acquaintances

I'm not sure how much a "quart" is but.. . are you serious? You will eat nothing, only drink for one month? Won't that like.. kill you? I have a friend who made a bet that he could stay without eating for 24hours, he almost passed out after that.

Anyway, good luck.
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« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2005, 02:50:14 pm »

You can't manage a few days without water, but you can last without food for months - Buddest monks have been known to fast for immense periods. I guess if you have a lot of energy stored up you can last even longer as well.
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« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2005, 03:58:18 pm »

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I have a friend who made a bet that he could stay without eating for 24hours, he almost passed out after that.
after 1 day? wow... I've fasted for a day many times before, it just makes you feel amazing the next day.   I don't think there's any reason to pass out after 24 hours of not eating.

Anywho, good luck Bronto, should be fun.
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« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2005, 04:31:34 pm »

I'll drink distilled water as well, but oranges should have enough water in them to keep me alive.
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« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2005, 06:46:16 pm »

JOka, he is in bad health if he almost passed out, because fasting for a day or two is very good for the body, it cleanses it of impurities.  Fasting is VERY good for you, but for a month? You have to be dedicated for that.
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« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2005, 10:17:29 pm »

good luck
my brothers into this sorta thing and he's fasted many times
but never for 2 weeks
you might want to cut it down to 3 days at first and then move up
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« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2005, 01:32:34 am »

2 weeks will fly by, i had to for a 8 days i had to drop 2 wieght classes for wrestling, its a bitch but just go chill with ur friends it makes it go by faster.



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« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2005, 01:37:51 am »

it's still day one for me now, i keep drifting in and out of feeling sick. i get up for a while, then i lay down again. i've heard that the first day or two are terrible, but afterwards you feel amazing.

if this all works out for me, i'm going to do a 40 day water fast afterwards. maybe i'm jumping ahead too far, but i do feel like i'm on the right path.
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« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2005, 01:56:42 am »

bronto, I would advise not doing 40 right after a 3 day, wait a while , do a 2 week one, then do a 40 day one, just so ur system adjusts a lil, (Like Getting Acclimated)
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« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2005, 02:02:30 am »

i've already had my body adjust for this 14 day one i'm doing right now. i did much preparation. first, i stepped down to a no dairy/gluten diet for 2 months, then to only fruit and vegetables, then to only 2 bananas a day, now this.
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« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2005, 03:15:40 am »

I couldn't do it. I like snacking. I'm in good health and all, but I couldn't resist the odd bowl of doritos or such.
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« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2005, 03:50:41 am »

good for you bronto
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« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2005, 05:13:11 pm »

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« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2005, 07:04:49 pm »

day 2: occasional hunger is satisfied shortly with orange juice and distilled water. pains in my back, could be some kind of parasite. sometimes when i stand up i have a head trip. other then that, i have a clear mind.


oh, i forgot to mentioned my incredibly heightened sense of smell. i am constantly thinking of guacamole recipes. what do you think of this: avacado, sour cream, salsa (i would just use peppers and tomato, but salsa is easier), garlic, tabasco, chilli powder, ginger, worcestershire sauce, lime juice. ginger and worcestershire sauce are pretty experimental huh.

i also forgot to mention i'm not shaving this entire time...just to complete the look.
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« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2005, 08:41:47 pm »

Guess we'll need a pic of your skinny hairy self when your done, Wink
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