Dance Monkey boy Dance!!

[BFG]

Be warned, the chances of you pissing yourself while watching the following two clips is very high:

I have four words for you: "I need Psyciatric Help"
chimp boy, chimp boy, chimp boy, chimp boy

[Civrock]

not sure if i should laugh my ass off or feel sad for this guy... well, it's a microsoft ape with gland problems.

[BFG]

Overweight balding retard who squeals like a girl and sweats like a Pedophile in mothercare.
Who said sit down? you bitch because your so unfit you cant even find the breath to talk!

I kinda feel sorry for him in the "someone pass me a cattle prod lets make this boy jump" kinda way

[BTs_Mysterio]

Overweight balding retard who squeals like a girl and sweats like a Pedophile in mothercare.
Who said sit down? you bitch because your so unfit you cant even find the breath to talk!

Just how PC people like their Execs.

[Civrock]

he's just sweating so bad cause of all the "warm words" there at Microsoft.

[Toxic::Joka]

Who is this guy?

[BFG]

A FREAK! 


But asside from being a freak of nature Steve (for that is the name of this monkeyboy) is also an exec for Micro$oft

Variously described as ebullient, focused, funny, passionate, sincere, hard-charging and dynamic, Ballmer has infused Microsoft with his own brand of energetic leadership, vision and spirit over the years.



I think that just about sums things up

[spike]

A fucking weirdo.

[Brutha]

he is enthusiastic about his work...though i've been a user of windows for some 14 years..and i'm not too sure there is anything to be enthusiastic about....here is some  for ya!

[BTs_Mysterio]

There's plenty to be excited about! Like MS err... Longhorn.... Uh well, they do have the Xbox 2 (360)announcement live on MTV May 12th at 9:30 PM EST.

[BFG]

Xbox2 pictures etc got leaked out hehe, the wonder of camera phones!

That isn't just enthusiasm... thats clinical insanity!

[(SiX)Sheixhundt]

Hmmmk.

Creepy cult corporate pseudojoy... $1000 bucks says right before the clip rolled he was in the bathroom puking his guts out in HORROR for having to go do that....THATS why hes sweating so hard.

Nothing makes me want to run the FUCK away like watching guys like this psych themselves (and me, supposedly) up for their "family meeting, feedback sessions, power hour' bullshit.

Salesmanagers or whoever, to get everyone excited about whatever..

Wanna get me excited you clueless fuck? How bout returning some 'work-hard, get rewarded' ethic to the corporate culture? Or I dunno, keeping your word on retirement, IRA, performance reviews/raises, healthcare insurance? O yeah I forgot, ridiculous antiquated concepts.

Ok...instead of any of that, I'll just be swept up in the flowing river of excitement that this retard thinks hes generating, so I can forget about all of that last paragraph idiocy.

Id like to hear the thoughts of the $12/HR TECH HAVING TO ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THAT SHITE, WHILE PRETENDING TO GO ALONG SO HE (oops capps..fuckit) doesnt get pegged as an outsider who doesnt want to go along with 'the plan'...

Its fun listening to a guy making 47.324534 million tell you to be excited about your company.

 

[c| Lone-Wolf]

I have never seen someone sweat so much, the only exception being when we were playing lacross in 90 degree weather for two hours, with no water or shade, and virtually no break.  That is the -only- time I have seen a human being sweat more than Ballmer.  That man needs excercise.

[bronto]

Hmmmk.

Creepy cult corporate pseudojoy... $1000 bucks says right before the clip rolled he was in the bathroom puking his guts out in HORROR for having to go do that....THATS why hes sweating so hard.

Nothing makes me want to run the FUCK away like watching guys like this psych themselves (and me, supposedly) up for their "family meeting, feedback sessions, power hour' bullshit.

Salesmanagers or whoever, to get everyone excited about whatever..

Wanna get me excited you clueless fuck? How bout returning some 'work-hard, get rewarded' ethic to the corporate culture? Or I dunno, keeping your word on retirement, IRA, performance reviews/raises, healthcare insurance? O yeah I forgot, ridiculous antiquated concepts.

Ok...instead of any of that, I'll just be swept up in the flowing river of excitement that this retard thinks hes generating, so I can forget about all of that last paragraph idiocy.

Id like to hear the thoughts of the $12/HR TECH HAVING TO ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THAT SHITE, WHILE PRETENDING TO GO ALONG SO HE (oops capps..fuckit) doesnt get pegged as an outsider who doesnt want to go along with 'the plan'...

Its fun listening to a guy making 47.324534 million tell you to be excited about your company.

 

are you a $12/hr tech for microsoft, by any chance?

[BFG]

hehe you felt the wrath in Shiex's post to then bronts?

I just don't understand how someone could get on stage and do that. The really scary thing is that people normally wouldn't - he is actually so excited and oblivious to his surrounding that he seems totally unaware of what a freaking retard (no offense to any retards intended) he is.

[ITS ME X1|MARCO]

Picture... if you will for a moment, Monkeyboy just befor the curtain rises there at microfuck central... psyching himself up for his entrance...  <music cues>   monkeyboy:  whew whew whew , here we go....   ahhhhhhh get up get up get up, ya ya y a   geeeeet up... AND TRIPS OVER THE MIC CORD AND FALLS FACE FIRST INTO STAGE, DYING INSTANTLY   ehe (just a thought)

[Mr.Mellow]

And people thought Howard Dean was crazy.

[BTs_Mysterio]

...they are both crazy...

[bronto]

howard dean is a robot.