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Author Topic: Who would win in a fight, Steve Jobs or Bill Gates  (Read 3690 times)
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« on: August 16, 2002, 01:32:08 pm »
i think Steve would own gates. ?GO STEVE!


Who would win in a fight, Pikachu or Sonic/Hedge
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i dunno would be a close one but i would have to go for Sonic
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« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2002, 01:38:30 pm »
I don't know...

I think billy would give steve a run for his money. Billy is known for using cheap tricks and hired thugs to do his bidding. ?Grin



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« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2002, 01:40:37 pm »
Did you have to make two separate threads for that?  I think people can answer both in one thread.Wink  Sonic and Steve would win.  Sonic is too famous and powerful for some stupid cartoon character that was really famous for one year.  Sonic would kick his ass.
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« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2002, 02:41:23 pm »
If Sonic got close he'd kick the little rat's ass so hard that his eyes would get those swirl things like in the cartoon and he'd be crying Pika Pika.

But you have to consider that Pikachu has a very strong distance electric attack so if his aim was true, they'd be serving Sonic for dinner in many southern homes like roadkill.

As for Jobs vs. Gates
Jobs would kick Gates' ass but oddly enough Gates would be called the winner *cough bribing cough*
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« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2002, 03:06:24 pm »
ok i would go for those, luigi or mario?
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« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2002, 05:44:44 pm »
Luigi can outjump Mario and thus is better suited to jump on Mario's head which as we know is the only way to kill anyone...well unless we have fireballs...so after being concussed by Luigi jumping on his head, Mario jams a fireball up Luigi's ass winning in a come from behind type thing...and then Bowser kills both of them.
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« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2002, 05:50:08 pm »
Well it would b one hell of a fight

they would exchange hops on each others heads and shit ,than mario being the dumb one backs into one of those mysterious clifs that are in the middle of no where and dies than of cource lugie being the bragger and a total show off starts showing his jumping ?moves and jumps into one of those veniour fly trap flower things and dies than bowser comes and eats the plant which posions him than he goes and activates the sercret nuke in his lair and he blows up mario-land

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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2002, 08:18:43 pm »
steve jobs, he is a robot
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« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2002, 09:52:28 am »
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« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2002, 10:43:38 am »
ok, who would REALLY win in a fight, RoadRunner or Willy coyote
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« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2002, 12:24:43 pm »
i hope steve and bill beat each other to death, and then maybe the pricing of some of these products they rip u off with can go down.

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« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2002, 02:31:26 pm »
Luigi ownz!  He could kick Mario's ass.  He is my favorite character to play as in their video games.  Oh and btw nice post Mattster, with Steve shooting in the opposite direction of Bill and then Bill being blown up by a grenade, very creative. Wink
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« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2002, 02:37:15 pm »
Well personally i think they both would just attempt to slap each other and I would get bored and throw rocks  Grin. Sonic can own Pickachu any day. Luigi is just plain cooler and  he would win.
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« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2002, 03:08:57 pm »
ok, hand to hand steve would beat the shiznat out of Bill. But if they were allowed other means... Bill would build himself a giant deathrobot and steve would rely on his industry's "ingenuity" to save his ass and then he would get the smack down laid upon him. Sounds familiar, doesn't it? Grin
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« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2002, 03:09:39 pm »
Nothing beats mario...well except for Link...

and for bill and jobs....I'd say bill would rape jobs but then jobs would be acting like he was raped and come back owning bill off his desk chair.
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« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2002, 03:17:31 pm »
Ty Infect. Put Steve and Bill in a Jail cell and only give them money to beat each other with. That would be kool. Cool
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« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2002, 03:23:56 pm »
Obviously bill would win then since he knows how to handle money better than jobs...actually he would have more experience.
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« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2002, 07:16:40 pm »
i think that jobs would win, after all, look the the new imacs. they would do alot of damage if properly applied to someones head...
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« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2002, 07:22:41 pm »
yes, but bill can make heads explode whenever he tries to explain the .net strategy.
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