August 14, 2004:
Description: MP5 Chat! Woohoo! Yay! Um... Huzzah?
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???useless stuff???-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-:
(me... I was irritated at not know what sheep was) Ok typhy
-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: I had a great idea
-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: it hit me
-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: while i was losing 50,000
-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: in poker
-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: what if each clan started off with a certain amount of points
-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: and you gamble points for each cb you play
-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: you can gamble as many or as few
-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: but both clans in the cb must agree
-MP5- Mysterio: typhy sucks at poker
-MP5- Mysterio: I robbed him fo hsi monney
-MP5- Mysterio: then a noob got into my game and robbed us both
Private message with -MP5-Typhy.Kerry
[21:49]-MP5-Typhy.Kerry: ok
[21:49]-MP5-Typhy.Kerry: Shut the fuck up
[21:49]-MP5-Typhy.Kerry: Don't say another word
[21:49]-MP5-Typhy.Kerry: Or I'll rip your balls off
[21:49]-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: omfg
[21:49]-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: AM I RIGHT!?
[21:49]-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: HOLY SHIT NO FUCKING WAY
[21:49]-MP5-Typhy.Kerry: What are you talking about?
[21:49]-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: did I figure out sheep...
[21:49]-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: o_O
[21:49]-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: gasp
[21:49]-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: YOU GAMBLE YOUR SHEEP
[21:49]-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
[21:49]-MP5-Typhy.Kerry: Snipe
[21:49]-MP5-Typhy.Kerry: Shut the FUCK UP
[21:50]-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: holy crap dude
[21:50]-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: I DID figure it out
[21:50]-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: didn't i
[21:50]-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: holy crap
[21:50]-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: now you have to tell me if I guessed it
[21:51]-MP5-Typhy.Kerry: Look, god damnit
[21:51]-MP5-Typhy.Kerry: Who the fuck told you?
[21:51]-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: NO ONE!!!
[21:51]-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: I swear to god
[21:51]-MP5-Typhy.Kerry: I'm going to fucking kill someone.
[21:51]-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: it was just a weird idea I had
[21:51]-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: dude I swear to god
[21:51]-MP5-Typhy.Kerry: Fuck off, I don't believe you
[21:51]-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: dude
[21:51]-MP5-Typhy.Kerry: You say a word of this in public, and I will rip your balls off
[21:51]-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: I won't say a thing... but seriously
[21:51]-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: NO ONE SAID A WORD TO ME
[21:51]-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: lmfao
[21:52]-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: this is hilarious
[21:52]-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: It was something that just came to me
[21:52]-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: as I was betting in poker
[21:52]-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: and i was like... shit... what if we could bet sheep
[21:52]-MP5-Fuck Sheep-a2-: and I was just fucking around when I told you that
Typhy's disbelief continues for 7 minutes, during which time I revert my name back to normal[21:59]-MP5-Typhy.Kerry: BS!
[21:59]-MP5-Typhy.Kerry: YOU WHORE
[21:59]-MP5-SNiPE-a2-: lol
[21:59]-MP5-Typhy.Kerry: YOU CHEATING WHORE
[21:59]-MP5-SNiPE-a2-: I figured out sheep
[21:59]-MP5-Typhy.Kerry: KEEP IT QUIET!
[21:59]-MP5-SNiPE-a2-: I'm amazing
And that is the story of how I learned of the Sheep. I hope you have enjoyed this "Get to know the dark side of Typhy" session, and I hope he won't be pissed at me for posting this, but alas, we'll find out when he comes home from his first day of school today!