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« on: August 12, 2004, 08:03:46 pm »

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APALACHICOLA, Fla. (AP) - A disorganized Tropical Storm Bonnie blustered ashore near the central Florida Panhandle on Thursday afternoon, bringing with it lighter-than-expected wind and rain.

Meanwhile, some 380,000 Tampa Bay area residents were told to evacuate from coastal or low-lying areas because of Bonnie's stronger brother, Hurricane Charley. It was the largest such evacuation in the history of Pinellas County, which includes St. Petersburg.

As a strengthening Charley neared southern Florida with 90 mph winds, Bonnie's disorganized center came ashore with wind near 50 mph.

Charley is expected to hit Florida's west coast Friday and could pack winds of 105 mph, forecasters say.
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« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2004, 08:06:10 pm »

It's as if a few fronts collided and formed a storm.
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« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2004, 12:45:24 am »

the eye of the storm is gonna settle over the white house and suck bush and cheney out like a beam-me-up-scotty thing.
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« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2004, 12:53:08 am »

it's actually gods other, and less well known son Bob, god of storm fronts, who is pissed.
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« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2004, 01:22:14 am »

bob eats the acid and pisses his burning acid piss rain down on us for fucking with him.
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« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2004, 02:23:03 am »

Cursing make baby jesus cry bronto.
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« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2004, 04:16:12 am »

God just doesn't like Florida. I mean remember hurricane Andrew?
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« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2004, 04:44:53 am »

God just doesn't like Florida. I mean remember hurricane Andrew?

i dont remember Andrew, i do remember Georges W though.
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« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2004, 04:48:09 am »

God is Satan, and Satan is God.
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« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2004, 05:35:03 am »

War is Peace.
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« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2004, 08:09:16 am »

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