Are you all going sheep?

[Civrock]

don't confuse Ghost Recon respectively Raven Shield with Worms please!

[crypt]

[Civrock]

Maybe I need to think about that suicide sheep idea a little more thoroughly.

*cough* suicide sheep *cough*

don't you know Worms, Crypt?

[Ein]

Is that a sheep I see? *bah*
nah... its not cause i still have no idea what you admins are going on about. From what I gather, it might be some team escort games or something where we heard them around the field like sheep. But even if Im right, you admins probably wont let us know. Gotta build up the suspense and mystery.
So to that I say *BAH!*

[c| Lone-Wolf]

Maybe I need to think about that suicide sheep idea a little more thoroughly.

*cough* suicide sheep *cough*

don't you know Worms, Crypt?

Ahahahah, i loved the suicide sheep in Worms.  Hippity Hop...Hippity Hop...Hippit-*BLAM*

   
So someone should figure out how to make an RvS or GhR skin that is a Sheep.  
(No, it wouldnt really work, but it would be so cool!)

[BTs_Mysterio]

A sheep standing on 2 legs holding a SPAS would bring BL RvS ladder activity to 3000% above last seasons. We could call it, the Sheep Ladder... MUHAHA




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MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[<82ndAB>Tigah]

Well, I would just like to say thankyou to *DAMN for honouring the animals of society. [a] will make the sheep proud in the up and coming season.

Oh and for the record, New Zealand has the most sheep per capita and guess where I'm from?   so, I don't care what the admins little secret is, the sheep are all mine goddamnit!!!! hehe

http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~Sfindlay/yrds/s-drov.html

[c| Lone-Wolf]

Tigah can appreciate this...

But im just curious if you guys know how unbelievably -stupid- sheep are.

Ever see a sheep try to climb a tree?  It isnt a good thing.  

A little sheep story from where i live...
About 6 years ago, with about a half foot of snow on the ground, our sheep were in a pasture where, basically, their shelter from the elements was in one corner of the pasture (which was a square) and where we tossed the hay into them was at the diagonal corner.  So, we feed them, two sheep go out to get food.  They blaze a trail out to where the food is, and have their fill, then turn around and head back to the shelter.  However at that very moment, the other three sheep decided they were hungry, and followed the same path blazed by the first two.  

They met in the middle of this maybe, half food wide path in the show and just stood there.  I swear to god, for TWO HOURS!! Five sheep stood in a line, facing each other, unable to figure out how to get around each other, back up, go left or right, or anything.  Finally one of them had a little brainstorm, and went off to one side and made her own trail to the food...

I laughed so hard...and yet i felt so sad for them...oh screw it im gonna laugh  

This isnt to say that the *DAMN sheep wont be intelligent...i just hope Mauti got a different breed than the kind we've got.  

[BFG]

bloody hell what do you sprinkle on the hay to get such brain dead sheep!.... good job you only had five of them in there, you'd have ended up with gridlock!

One thing that must be said in their favor... they have good memories when it comes to dipping.... they remember whats going to happen and where the most unhelpful place to go is... you can't fool them twice into the shute!

[BFG]

....sheep don't sleep standing up

[c| Lone-Wolf]

Actually i was watching this whole ordeal from my living room window, and laughing the whole time (yes, im a mean, mean person)

And youre correct BFG, sleep dont sleep standing up, so i find it hard to figure out how they would 1) get tipped over in the first place, and 2) not notice it, because they are incredibly skittish animals, and will easily become aggitated and start running around.  And those are some seriously fat sheep if they cant get up. Id guess it was more their wool than fat, but whatever.

[BFG]

hehehe ' sheeps '  

um the danish Farmers society says that sheep sleep standing up?

The day i see a sheep fast asleep on its feet i will eat my hat.

Oh and todays hot farmer fact: Sheep and Cattle tend to only sleep between 3 and four hours a night.

[c| Lone-Wolf]

....A loneWolf to look after sheep .....

If there were a great big evil/devil grin smiley thing on here, it would be up right now.  
So, who would notice if one goes missing?! =D

And sure this has devolved into semi-flaming, but, i mean, its a thread about -SHEEP- for godsakes, how much is there to say about it??

Btw BFG, i sprinkle Crack on their AlfAlfa hay in the morning    (at least, in the Winter when they need it)

[BTs_Lee.Harvey]

In the USA we call it Cow Tipping...... mostly done l8t at night when yoiu are very drunk (and you have alot of friends around to watch you bust your ass the first 5 or 6 times trying)

[DarK.]

its also something you do to the new guy... take him out there and ditch him... quite hillarious.  

Anyway... does anyone have a clue wtf this sheep thing means anyway... other than those enlightened admins.

DH out

[BFG]

wow. that was fasinating..


I now understand what flies ment regarding "sheep tipping" and its not what i thought he ment. Sheep tipping or what what we call 'turning... You place on hand over the sheep to the side low on the belly and roll the sheep over in your direction and on to its tail... you can hold it there without any problems and its pretty helpless - thus enabling you to check for foot-rot... or clipping etc..

As for the cows im amazed... I mean we use a cattle crush, but to tip cows over?! thats just nasty!

[Ein]

The sheep-story turned out to be much more cruel than i could imagine:
The sheeps arent asleep when ppl do this stunt on them !

They are caught in some way, and then these ppl flip them over.
I am not sure if inspiration to all this comes from rodeo, but nvm. Its a fact that this takes place.

Think it is the alchohol that actually inspires the people to flip cows, horses, or even sheep. I personally have never seen the amusement in it all except that people actually do it. But I do have a story and many of you have already heard about it on the news a few months ago.
It involves a sheep that got lost in a cave about 4-5 years ago and survived off of food in the cave for all this time. It emerged out of the cave earlier this year and had soooo much wool on it from not being sheared in 5 years. It was enourmous. You could not even see its legs, just looked like a giant ball of wool with a sheep head sticking out.

Oh well. *bah*
Ein

[Aramarth]

There is more to sheep than we thought... http://www.macplay.com/downloads/demo_sheep.php

[crypt]

w00t it's the new game for the DBL!

[Civrock]

lol... i knew some people would think that after Aramarth's post. the game Sheep doesnt even have a multiplayer possibility.