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« on: August 11, 2004, 01:59:43 am »
http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapcf/08/10/philippines.cannibal.ap/index.html

I think the link pretty much speaks for itself.
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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2004, 02:48:56 am »
it's customary for each family to eat a relative at the wedding, because both families are getting a new relative. this wedding was obviously full of noobs.
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« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2004, 04:08:09 am »
Sounds yummy.
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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2004, 04:37:03 am »
Well, I hope they at least ate the best part.
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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2004, 05:04:44 am »
Maybe they forgot to get the cake?
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« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2004, 03:36:20 am »
mmmm........ consumption of human flesh, and the touching of newly wed brides' asses.

IM THERE!!!!
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« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2004, 04:08:19 am »
well in some places of latin culture, it's customary to fry and eat the placenta after a baby is born, so i think these guys were just trying to start a new thing, ya know?
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« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2004, 04:33:20 am »
Nah they are just sick people no if ands or buts.
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« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2004, 06:42:08 am »
"Tripped" and "accidentally touched the bride's bottom"?  Yeah right!

He deserved to be eaten!

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« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2004, 08:19:56 am »
he tripped and bit her ass, so they had to eat him before he could eat her.
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« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2004, 05:49:00 pm »
That is the most likely story bronto.
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« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2004, 06:48:28 pm »
yeah this "news" thing has always got it wrong, so what you have to do is just invent your own version of the story to suit your likings and believe that. you're right all the time.
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« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2004, 08:09:50 pm »
So you're saying I have to launch a news network full of lies?
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« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2004, 08:12:44 pm »
Quote from: Mysterio on August 12, 2004, 08:09:50 pm
So you're saying I have to launch a news network full of lies?

No, CNN already has to role covered.
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« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2004, 11:57:44 pm »
I think it could still be profitable, anyone wanna join me? Cheesy
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« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2004, 12:40:54 am »
i'm in. the name will be FOXX 6 Newz. (we use Z instead of S so we're not liable for misinformation. fox 5 news didn't even think of that, noobs)
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