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« on: July 30, 2004, 01:55:21 am »
Interrogation commenced: 1241 hours

After lunch, SH informed us he was willing to talk. Colonel Beckwith and I sat down with him. He spoke for quite some time and answered every question fully. We believe we have made great progress and we are researching the data.

Interrogation terminated: 1551 hours

Interrogation commenced: 0940 hours

Colonel Beckwith and I told SH that we didn't think it was particularly funny that he had us looking for "Monkey Valley" and the "Camel Ass Testing Facility" when it turned out there were no such locations. Also, we told him we were unable to verify the existence of Mohammad Yomama and we do not believe his claims of having built an "Infidel Ray". We said as a result of our disappointment, we would be denying his TV access. He said TV sucks anyway because they don't sing about him anymore.

Interrogation terminated: 1006 hours



check out the report
http://news.independent.co.uk/world/middle_east/story.jsp?story=545687
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« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2004, 02:45:27 am »
Quite a character indeed.
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« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2004, 12:08:17 pm »
That transcript reminds me off a poor comedy.. . wasen't even funny. But how can a newspaper post it as facts?
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« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2004, 03:40:35 pm »
Its a joke! the independent isn't always the most serious of papers.
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« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2004, 06:08:57 am »
No shit, I thought it was for real. Oh that Sadaam, what will he come up with next?
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« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2004, 06:14:01 am »
He'll come up with the location of the WMDs just in time for elections. It's part of Bush's plan.
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« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2004, 08:47:39 am »
either that or osama is gonna turn up. something reaking of evil scheming.
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« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2004, 09:33:22 am »
Maybe both if theyre -really- behind.  Go for the double whammy
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« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2004, 05:37:55 pm »
Maybe Osoma will be at the republican convention?
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« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2004, 06:16:48 pm »
Heh...I doubt they'll try the Osama or WMD thing now...too many people are expecting it.

My vote is for a nasty and completely untrue rumor about John Kerry spread just a few days before the election - something like - "John Kerry and his previous wife were actually divorced because he tried to force her to go to raunchy European sex clubs"

Of course the immediate denial wouldn't help all that much when Fox news is still presenting it as fact up until the day of the election...then retracting after the pro-Bush returns are in.

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« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2004, 06:19:58 pm »
lol that's so weak. they can't get real dirt on kerry, while bush has it stacked a mile high.
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