My Goodbye Rant.

[Mr.Mellow]

Well, as some (few) of you know, I'm gonna be getting myself an apartment next month, and I don't think I'll have the internet. We'll see. Anyways! I was gonna post this a lot later, but with the way things have been on the forum, I want to post it before the shit hits the fan. I wanted to give a proper goodbye to everyone, and thank all the sexy sexies who've made this forum fun and/or tolerable over the years.   First and foremost, I want to thank the always sexiful Mautner. Sure, he might not be as active as he used to, but he's still our Mauti, and you shouldn't bite the hand that feeds you. His fiery head of hair and sexy bike riding is an inspiration to us all. Now, in no particular order...My 1337 12-year-old-girl-ish shout-outs:
Voods- cuz of his badass Boston accent, and cuz he's been my clan leader in 2 clans. Sexy sexy.
Supernatural Pie/Snipe- One of my first GR wubbers. You put the shm in shmexy.
*DAMN Snake- I dunno what happened to you, but, you deserve to be on the list too.
My *NADS wubbers:
Cookie- My favorite person to talk about booze with, and she's the sexiest member in *NADS. Mm. Absinthe.
Bronto, Foxy, Mr. Pink, LM, Shade, Captain Anarchy, and anyone who've I've forgotten: Hate to stick you guys all together and single out cookie, but she has breasts, and I'm pretty sure none of you do. As far as I know. I'll miss you guys the most. Sexiest sexes that ever sexed.

Mysterio- Everyone's favorite clanwhore. Mine, especially!
Eight, Fah, SignTist, Smuggle, and all other sexy members of BTs- It was fun playin GhR with you guys and shootin' the breeze. And. I don't know what else to say. But. You guys rock my socks.
GS- Yeah, you're in BTs, but I'm singling you out because you're an underappreciated member of the community! Sure, people will accept your prizes, but they don't give you the proper sexage you deserve.
Rapid- Some days I really like you, some days I despise you. Today, I like you! So, you're on the list too.
Wombles- Marry me.
Covert Snipe- Creator of the etb. I almost want to tell everyone what etb is, but that wouldn't be any fun. etb, but don't get sick from it.
Typhy- Typhloid fever. I'll miss you too, and the eskimo-lag you had on RS.  
NH- Look! LOOK!
Rebel- L-Wood, represent.
Hazard- If Wombles doesn't marry me, will you be my back-up bride?
Viper- Ditto!
Crypt- Thanks for always saying hi whenever I signed onto GR! Sexy beast.
Cringe- I think I talked about booze with you a lot, too. I can't exactly remember. But, it was good times.
People who I always liked, but got the impression they didn't like me: Buccaneer, Brain, Jeb, Alaric, Tech Nine, SBD, Civeron, Punisher, Oso.
People who I always liked, thought they didn't like me, but found they do like me: Cossack, Ultimo. Sexy beasts.

I'm missing quite a few people, and I'm sorry if I missed you. That was just off the top of my head. Butttt. Bye-bye. I'll probably lurk for a few days then disappear for a few months til I get the inter-ma-net again. I'll be around on GR til the end of the month or so. Then, I shall disappear, just like a citrus fruit after I've given it a thorough love-making.

[crypt]

Thx Mellow! I don't know what I or any of us are gonna do without you and your A+++++ attitude. Lets be while he's still here but when he's gone.

[Typhy]

Aww, Mellow. Promise me you'll get an airport card and try and leech off a neighbor. I'll miss you, and hopefully you'll be back someday.

Wub.

[|?K|*Rapid*]

Hey, what would RS been, without an outsider trying to think in! (outsider because you weren't usually in the middle of the arguements)

Mellow, you were a mellow one alright.  But did try to break out of your shell a couple times!  We've shared good times, and am proud to say I enjoyed em thru the ups and downs with ya equally.  We shared the same views, we just expressed them differently.  Me more aggressive than I probably needed to be.  But all gravy.  I know we'll see ya around soon enough, kinda like Kilzo.  Take care bud!
                                                                -|?K|*Rapid*  

[BTs_GhostSniper]

GS- Yeah, you're in BTs, but I'm singling you out because you're an underappreciated member of the community! Sure, people will accept your prizes, but they don't give you the proper sexage you deserve.

w00t!  Thanks buddy!  Hope to see you back online real soon.[/size]

[Supernatural Pie]

Mell, I think it's no coincidence that this was post 666 for you.

OMG THIRD ON THE LIST! (no particular order = bs and lies) Remember my list? (Snipe's top 25 mistresses... You were there two lists in a row up in the 1-5 spots)

Wow mell... It's been three freakin years since we first humped the night away.

Three years. That's kinda scary, but I'm glad you were a part of them.

I'll miss ya, but as my last request to you, I demand you get internet!!!

(I hereby reserve the right to make more requests when you return)  

Well... I have only used this once before on this forum, for Jeb, but I believe the time has come for me to revive it.

















Come back ASAP, and always remember:

ETB!!!




Until we meet again, faithful wubber.

-The Supernatural Pie.

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[Cossack]

Hey I like you, sometimes I am just not real talkative.

[bronto]

666...baddass manz  . there goes the best character in the mac community. *NADS won't be the same without your hardcore sex it up attitude. good luck with your new apartment, and good luck with those explosive hemroids located on your grundle and anus. wub teh bronto, aka Diarrhea Donkeys.

[BTs_Mysterio]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

<Rolls credits>

THE END ..............................   or is it? MUHAHAHHAHAHA

[Mr.Mellow]

Haha, thanks guys. Yeah I didn't notice the 666 til afterwards, so I went back and deleted a post so I could still have 666 after this message.   And much wub, Cossack. Thanks for the goodwishes and all that, you guys. Makes a boy feel special.  

[KoS Ultimo]

I never had anything against you, you were just in a rival AgT clan at the time and you can't love your enemies  

[*NADS Foxy]

Ahhhh, no Mellow! I'll miss your sexyness when I would see you as the only other non-idle NADS on. Much wubs. Take care Mellow!

[*NADS Lo$eMoney]

All i can say is  

[|MP|Cringe]

Heh, indeed mellow it was fun.
Take care man -i mean sexy beast-, and come back sometime.

[:cO:.Kuza]

Mellow! i <3 you, primus man! w00t

[*NADS Lo$eMoney]

so wait, you're actually going.  Maybe im drunk but this makes me sad, haha!

[Cobra]

Aww...you'll certainly be missed here.  Try to pop in every now and again if you get the chance!  Take care, Mellow, and don't forget to spread Teh Sexay to all you meet in life.

[Mr.Mellow]

Thanks guys, and sorry for missing you on my little list, Kuza. You too Cobra! I love you guys. Sniff sniff.  But don't worry, I'm not leaving for a month or so, plenty o' time to sex it up still.

[Cobra]

plenty o' time to sex it up still.

Yeehaw  

[daf one]

cya mellow, fun times back in AgT.