French Quotes....these are hilarious!

[macuser1984]

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
behind me."

-General George S. Patton

"I just love the French. They taste like chicken!"

-Hannibal Lecter

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
accordion."

-Norman Schwartzkopf

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure."

-Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."

-Rush Limbaugh

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
sitting in Paris sipping coffee."

-Regis Philbin

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the
1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the
face for it."

-John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."

-Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam
out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"

-Jay Leno

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris
under a German flag."

-David Letterman


In case anyone was wondering where I got these, My brother (GhostSniper) sent them to me in an e-mail.

[BTs_GhostSniper]

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
behind me."

-General George S. Patton

lol....that is my favorite one!

[bronto]

OMFGROFLBBQ

that's what someone who gives a shit would say!

kthxbye!

[BFG]

In case anyone was wondering where I got these, My brother (GhostSniper) sent them to me in an e-mail.

That explains the lack of intellegence in the post then i guess.

[BTs_Mysterio]

In case anyone was wondering where I got these, My brother (GhostSniper) sent them to me in an e-mail.

That explains the lack of intellegence in the post then i guess.

Objection on the grounds that there was enough intelligence in this post to point he finger away from the author and at GS.

[BFG]

Objection on the grounds that there was enough intelligence in this post to point he finger away from the author and at GS.

Objection Sustained. proceed

[bronto]

In case anyone was wondering where I got these, My brother (GhostSniper) sent them to me in an e-mail.

That explains the lack of intellegence in the post then i guess.

Objection on the grounds that there was enough intelligence in this post to point he finger away from the author and at GS.

counter-objection: the author is responsible for advertising topic as "hilarious!", displaying his own personal lack of intelligence.

[BFG]

Passed, Objection rejected, Author and all associated must be mentally retarded.

[Croosch]

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
accordion."

This one is my favorite   Hilarious

[Abe 2.0]

Wtf, BFG? I thought you were British....making fun of the French should be in your blood, your people practically invented it.

Making fun of France used to be something that brought together people of all nations (well, almost all), colours and creeds, but i guess George Bush ruined that for us too, teh bastard.

[Cobra]

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
accordion."

This one is my favorite   Hilarious

Yeah, I like it, too.

[Ssickboy]

In case anyone was wondering where I got these, My brother (GhostSniper) sent them to me in an e-mail.

That explains the lack of intellegence in the post then i guess.

Objection on the grounds that there was enough intelligence in this post to point he finger away from the author and at GS.

that was my favorite.

[BTs_GhostSniper]

Dear Abby:

I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as
a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of
Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is
married to a transvestite.

One of my brothers is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in
Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is
currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of
sexual misconduct with his three children.

My father and mother just lost their business when they were arrested
for importing and distributing marijuana and other controlled
substances. I'm trying to set them up with contacts from my line of
work, but they are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who
are prostitutes in Jersey City.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
lives in the Bronx and is still a part time "working girl." We hope
to open our own "massage parlor" with her as the working manager and
me as the recruiter. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested
in joining our team - it might help them get off their heroin habits.
I love my fianc?e and look forward to bringing her into the family,
and I certainly want to be totally honest with her.

My problem is this:

Should I tell her about my distant cousin who is French?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation[/size]

[bronto]

Wtf, BFG? I thought you were British....making fun of the French should be in your blood, your people practically invented it.

Making fun of France used to be something that brought together people of all nations (well, almost all), colours and creeds, but i guess George Bush ruined that for us too, teh bastard.

i too am a native brit, and french bashing is still practiced, but there are more constructive ways to do it. besides, fucking americans played it out, it's not even fun anymore. nerds.

[BTs_Mysterio]

Wtf, BFG? I thought you were British....making fun of the French should be in your blood, your people practically invented it.

Making fun of France used to be something that brought together people of all nations (well, almost all), colours and creeds, but i guess George Bush ruined that for us too, teh bastard.

i too am a native brit, and french bashing is still practiced, but there are more constructive ways to do it. besides, fucking americans played it out, it's not even fun anymore. nerds.

French bashing is good when it's for a reason. British have a reason cause of the whole wars before the "New World". It is getting kind of old though. Especially when USA started.  But I will still support all forms of Canadian Quebec bashing.

[seth]

some quotes are hilarious, indeed.