*DAMN R6
.:Navigation:| Home | Battle League | Forum | Mac Downloads | PC Downloads | Cocobolo Mods |:.
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
November 28, 2024, 12:22:36 pm

Login with username, password and session length
Search:     Advanced search
One Worldwide Gaming Community since 13th June 2000
132955 Posts in 8693 Topics by 2294 Members
Latest Member: xoclipse2020
* Home Help Search Login Register
 Ads
+  *DAMN R6 Forum
|-+  *DAMN R6 Community
| |-+  General Gossip (Moderators: Grifter, cookie, *DAMN Hazard, c| Lone-Wolf, BTs_GhostSniper)
| | |-+  Russia puts Rasputin's Penis on display
Pages: [1]   Go Down
« previous next »
Print
Author Topic: Russia puts Rasputin's Penis on display  (Read 2163 times)
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
"Sixhits"
*DAMN Supporter
Forum Whore
****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 888

Monkey see, monkey do
« on: April 30, 2004, 12:12:03 am »
>>>
The first Russian museum of erotica is opening in St. Petersburg, Russian Nezavisimaya Gazeta daily reports.
<<<

My favorite quote?

?Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte?s penis is now kept. ? Napoleon?s penis is but a small ?pod? it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimeters?? the head of the museum said.

http://www.mosnews.com/news/2004/04/28/rasputin.shtml
Logged
"Perhaps, the most important thing to remember about that which we are faced with: Fascism, at its core, is a fraud. It promises the triumphal resurrection of the nation, and delivers only devastation. Strength without wisdom is a chimera, resolve without competence a travesty."
cO.gabe
Sr. Member
***
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 344


<< Auto Away Message >>
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2004, 12:21:55 am »
Jesus Christ!  That is f*cking halarious....but easy on the pix sixhits...i didn't need to see that...lol.

Edit: Holy sh*t dude...I'm listening music and as soon as i saw that i keep thinking I'm hearing phrases like "sew it back on" and "the head is too small". wtf...thanks a lot sixhits.
« Last Edit: April 30, 2004, 12:24:45 am by Gabe » Logged
"The day I tried to live, I wallowed in the blood and mud with all the other pigs... And I learned that I was a liar, just like you."
|MP|Cringe
Full Member
**
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 172
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2004, 03:20:24 am »
Lmfao. My history teacher is going to love this. (Shes done nothing but tell us all sorts of sex stories and triangles to make European History "interesting")
Logged
Evill: Rapid, stfu.
|MP|Buccaneer
*DAMN Supporter
God bless the freaks
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 2201



WWW
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2004, 04:30:15 am »
12 inches long, I didn't know Rasputin was Native American Cheesy
Logged
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

Screw the pussy isolationists and their shortsightedness - Buccaneer
Cossack
Special Forces
God bless the freaks
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1086


SEMPER TRANSFUEGA
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2004, 05:02:36 am »
Gives a new name to "Hung like a Russian" You see we russkies are always packing heat.
Logged
BREAD LAND AND PEACE!
R.I.P Grifter
Mr.Mellow
Official ass-kisser
Forum Whore
****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 879


m00t!
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2004, 02:09:47 pm »
Thing's like an elephant trunk. Jesus. lol. How'd they ehem. get it. ahem. Errect? Cuz. there's gotta be blood in there. Wonder if they put a little something extra in there so they could really shut down Napoleon's pecker.
Logged
It puts itself on ice...It puts itself on ice, or else it gets the orange juice again!

m00t, I am the Screwer of Squirming Citrus.
BTs_GhostSniper
Moderator
God save the Royal Whorealots
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 3807


SUA SPONTE


WWW
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2004, 03:54:01 pm »
Who has Napoleon's penis?  Said something about it being on display in the U.S.  And why are people actually saving these things?  I know the Soviet Union was really obsessed with saving wierd things like every Premiere's brain and all, but this is just a little gross.

By the way, when they poisoned Rasputin, they gave him enough poison to kill a horse, and he still didn't die....which is why they switched their method to shooting him....at which time he took enough lead to kill 5 people.....quite a tough guy.
Logged
"On the fields of friendly strife are sown the seeds that on other days and other fields will bear the fruits of victory."

-General of the Army Douglas MacArthur
cookie
Moderator
Sr. Member
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 447


still tippin'


WWW
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2004, 06:15:30 pm »
napoleons penis was actually listed in the guinness book of world records as the worlds smallest, or something like that. at one inch, it was a tiny wang to go with a tiny guy.

another thing: what kind of creepy culture keeps dead officials testicles in a jar :O
Logged
The things that will destroy us are politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity; and worship without sacrifice.  ---
Gandhi

Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot, hoes all on me.
BFG
Global Moderator
Emperor of Spamness
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 6521


Mr.Chuckles the Nipple Monkey
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2004, 06:58:28 pm »
Hold on?? what!?! U guys saying that 11/12inch's  isn't average?
Logged
"You cant fight in here gentlemen, this is the war room!"
AA:MoD
BTs_GhostSniper
Moderator
God save the Royal Whorealots
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 3807


SUA SPONTE


WWW
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2004, 07:06:23 pm »
Quote from: :MoD: BFG on April 30, 2004, 06:58:28 pm
Hold on?? what!?! U guys saying that 11/12inch's  isn't average?

My wife says it IS average.....but then again mine is the only one she has tried.   Wink
Logged
"On the fields of friendly strife are sown the seeds that on other days and other fields will bear the fruits of victory."

-General of the Army Douglas MacArthur
|MP|Nomad
Forum Whore
****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 632


Go Apple!!


WWW
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2004, 08:03:26 pm »
God my penis is small  Sad  Wink

ps. if anyone take a ss of this and rubs it in my face later, I will hunt you down and _____ you!!
Logged
The King of Pistoleros
BFG
Global Moderator
Emperor of Spamness
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 6521


Mr.Chuckles the Nipple Monkey
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2004, 08:28:37 pm »
and ____ us? with your little penis? Wink
Logged
"You cant fight in here gentlemen, this is the war room!"
AA:MoD
|MP|Buccaneer
*DAMN Supporter
God bless the freaks
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 2201



WWW
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2004, 10:24:41 pm »
One thing's for sure, now we know why Napoleon was so driven to rule the world.  Making up for more shortcomings than was obvious.

Based on that, I'm estimating Bush at 1.25 inches.
Logged
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

Screw the pussy isolationists and their shortsightedness - Buccaneer
BFG
Global Moderator
Emperor of Spamness
*****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 6521


Mr.Chuckles the Nipple Monkey
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2004, 01:09:59 am »
lol. is that external or actualy  -1.5 inches growth ... ie into his body?
Logged
"You cant fight in here gentlemen, this is the war room!"
AA:MoD
Brutha
Forum Whore
****
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 868


Assumption is the brother of all fuck ups
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2004, 01:11:24 am »
Can't believe this topic actually atracted more replies than those iraqi prisoners being tortured. Well, in the name of bad taste: Keep on rolling.







12 inches.....crikey........his women must have been big......
Logged
Act beautifully, not dutyfully!
Pages: [1]   Go Up
Print
« previous next »
Jump to:  



 Ads
Powered by SMF 1.1.7 | SMF © 2006-2007, Simple Machines LLC
Page created in 0.07 seconds with 20 queries.