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« on: April 27, 2004, 05:02:46 am »
First the man gets waylaid by a hot redheaded babe, then he gets laid out by his bike...

I hate to think what it's going to be next...perhaps an accident involving a hot babe AND a bike?

Take it easy, dude...
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« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2004, 05:06:53 am »
yeah, seriously, let the americans handle the exciting lifestyles, we're used to it. Wink

In all seriousness though, sorry to hear about the accident, but glad to hear you're ok. You always were a trooper.
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« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2004, 05:14:17 am »
I'm sure our ever-shmexy firey-haired Austrian is doing just fine. A little bike accident won't slow him down, unless he lands on a hot redhead.  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2004, 05:28:25 am »
"A little bike accident won't slow him down, unless he lands on a hot redhead."


Technically, landing on a hot redhead would delay him for an undetermined period of time - not slow him down... ;-)
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« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2004, 06:35:18 am »
"Technically, landing on a hot redhead would delay him for an undetermined period of time - not slow him down... ;-)"

I believe you underestimate Mautner's lovemaking skills. I'm fully confident in his abilities to make love while doing various activities, such as bicycling, converting mods, or even while praying in church. If he's the praying type, that is. Grin
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« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2004, 02:32:38 pm »
Mauti, was in an accident? when this happen? what did happen?
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« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2004, 03:19:25 pm »
Quote from: |MP|Noms on April 27, 2004, 02:32:38 pm
Mauti, was in an accident? when this happen? what did happen?

Read the home page of the *DAMN Site.
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« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2004, 06:41:31 pm »
I'm downing a shot of whiskey for you, big M. May the body heal fast.
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« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2004, 08:59:03 pm »
I don't see the page Ghost.

EDIT: Nevermind, found it, but I was looking for the thing titled Mauti has an accident or something.
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« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2004, 09:09:47 pm »
Hehe, lol thanks for the great comments. A very enjoyable read.

One problem with healing: if you are ill your gf is so cute to you and acts like you are a baby, so the wounds are healing fast but on the other side you want to keep this "does it still hurt" status, hehe.

Greetings,

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« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2004, 09:18:14 pm »
Quote from: *DAMN Mauti on April 27, 2004, 09:09:47 pm
One problem with healing: if you are ill your gf is so cute to you and acts like you are a baby, so the wounds are healing fast but on the other side you want to keep this "does it still hurt" status, hehe.

Yeah Mauti....Milk it for all it's worth!!!
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