Show Some Respect

[Ace]

Nix, je peut parler dans une autre langue ici si ce sera plus facile pour toi. J'ai dix-huit ans, pas quinze. Je ne suis pas un petit enfant comme tes copains de SBR. Je m'en fous si tu veut m'insulter. Mais tu devrais ?tre prepar? pour ce que je vais te faire apr?s ?a. Il faut que tu me respectes avant que je vais te respecterai.

[SiX.The_Punisher]

LOL now we move into french, LOVIN IT, keep it coming guys, this is priceless stuff.

[otogeek-fay]

LOL now we move into french, LOVIN IT, keep it coming guys, this is priceless stuff.

Time for some latin!

BRsSay ewNay embersMay reAy eeniesWay. ?IxonNay nlyOay ewlkay uyGay hereTay.

Man, all those "ay"s make me sound Canadian!

[Grifter]

Ace,
do me a favor and add subtitles next time.  I hate missing a good mock.  Or, do it in spanish next time, I haven't had to speak it much in 14 years or so, but I might be able to keep up at least.  

I really love when people come in thinking they are talking to a stupid kid.  Actually, I don't love it, but it can be entertaining.

[Ace]

Hey foto, how do you spell Canada? C-eh-n-eh-d-eh

GRIFT, the post itself wasn't a great mock, but the fact that I could put it in better French than his English was the best part. Basically, I told him that I can speak French if he really wants, that I'm no kid, and that I can dish it out as well or better than he can.

[**SBR** NiXon]

Tanks Ultimo  but i dont care  i speak my mind and truth and if it huts ppl fine they should think before  the speak but all is good now  God Bless  Ciao

[**SBR**]

Hey  this  is totally stupid !! My foum days are over this is totally gay {oh nice essay Ace lol } but fotos was better !!

[Bondo]

Foto y Ace eran muy estupido.  Ellos no tiene una cabeza.  Me gusta pelerar a los dos.

[**SBR** Peekay]

I always seem to start up so much trouble...  I guess I'm just a natural born trouble maker.  Yea.  Well, after listening to foto play w/ some other clans, I take back that whole beginning statement, but some of you have to understand, you'd probably hate it if some guys came into a room and starting calling you newbies.  I'm a sensitive guy.  Or for those still thinking I'm a girl, a hermaphrodite.

Peekay

[The Fotogeek Incident]

Foto y Ace eran muy estupido. ?Ellos no tiene una cabeza. ?Me gusta pelerar a los dos.

Hmmm. ?Well, I've hit SBR pretty good with my smart-assedness of late, mayhaps I should set my sights somewhat higher.

Wait, I'm replying to Bondo. ?Hmpf. ?I'm not sure wether to set my sights higher, or just get down on the ground and wiggle through the dirt for him there. ?I guess I could ask a passing worm for directions, or at least an address.

I MIGHT just need a shovel. ?Perhaps a lenghty system of subterranean caves would be a good start, from where my tunneling to the lowest areas of Earth's crust may be somewhat shorter and that much easier.

I wonder if I'll hit magma? ?Let's find out.....

[Bondo]

lol, I consider myself sufficiently burned.  nice one foto

[Ace]

Foto, you might want to remove Rom's lips from your ass. You don't know where they have been.

[fotogeek]

Foto, you might want to remove Rom's lips from your ass. You don't know where they have been.

Ya, no kidding. ?Sheesh. ?Some flagrant displays of articulate flaming, and the kid goes all ga-ga. ?I'm forever in your debt for deleting that post, as it was incredibly nauseating. ?Sycophants suck (BTW- it's 6 AM and I can't bloody sleep, so if I haven't spelled "sycophants" correctly, well, deal with it).

Besides Ace, my ass is yours. ?You know that, I know that...why worry? ?

[Bondo]

Hey SK, many people do quite well without camping so all I can decide from his overuse of camping is he can't win in active battle    Also, from my recent games with him he camps on non-sniper maps also.
Also, I was the one who semi-insulted SEALs, It was more of a joke than insult but I was saying SEALs is weaker now with Sling and Ace leaving but I still think SEALs is a decent clan.  Then again, I don't fear any SEALs.
Fianally, why SK must you make your posts look like that, you would fit right in with Jagged as our biggest DAMN dumbass.  Try some grammar and less capitalation.

[CamperGeek]

Hey SK, many people do quite well without camping so all I can decide from his overuse of camping is he can't win in active battle ? ?Also, from my recent games with him he camps on non-sniper maps also.
Fianally, why SK must you make your posts look like that, you would fit right in with Jagged as our biggest DAMN dumbass. ?Try some grammar and less capitalation.

Heh.

Okay, you want to know why so much camping. ?I'll even dumb this down so the dregs of the forums will understand.

*parts Bondo on the head and offers a Milkbone*

Good boy! ?Now back to the magma with you....

Now anyways, the flaming and general smart-assedness tends to get some people a little riled. ?This forum would seem to be an excellent example. ?You could say that it's almost been elevated to an art form of late, but I digress...

Now, isn't it interesting that the camping has the same effect. ?I blatantly third person camp in some of the sweetest parts on road and am able to drop entire teams (well, save for that damn wench who's figured me out, but he seems to be the exception). ?You can almost see the looks on the players faces as they run around a corner and have a hot, steamy encounter with a spray of virtual lead.

Needless to say, people get riled. ?The laid back people get a good laugh out of it, but the more...uhm..."wound up" individuals blow a snit. ?This might have something to do with the fact that certain individuals don't quite understand that this is a game, and that, in the end, me camping like a dime store whore dosen't really effect the eventual outcome of the universe as we know it. ?I mean, the worst that's happened is that Vapor might call me a "fag".

Actually, I'd hoped for something better than "fag", but I guess you get what you get with vapor. ?You all can insert your own smart-assed comments at this point, I'm simply overwhelmed from the variety of choices.

Getting back to it, I could also make the smug comment on how the GOOD players can weed out a camper, and drop him in his spot. ?I'll refrain however, from making rude obnoxious comments on everyone's "1337 skillz". ?We'll save that for the fifteen year olds.

It's all entertainment. ?Yes, I'm a mean, twisted son-of-a-bitch, and I go light puppy dogs on fire when I'm not on GR. ?I'm a jerk. ?I camp so much that Coleman has contacted me for a sponsorship contract.

Deal with it

Oh, and I'll leave it up to everyone to decide on exactly HOW serious this post should be taken. ?Being deliberatly vague like that confuses the hell out of the dumbasses. ?Right Ace? ?

[Ace]

LMFAO.

I haven't seen anything that funny out of an insomniac in a long time. I don't really need to add much.

And yes, I know your ass is all mine...

[jn.blackhand]

Silent, are the period, comma, and caps lock keys on your keyboard not working?

[Ace]

A coma is a state where people could still probably type more coherently than you.

[SiX.The_Punisher]

This stuff is still hilarious guys. Keep up the good work.

Correcting grammar is lame, you all know what people mean, so get the over it.
Who cares if people camp, it's just a style of play. Sure I don't agree with it, but they are much more interesting to sneak up on an unsuspecting camper and put a few rounds in the ass, skull-fuck them then continue on.

I don't bitch about it  I deal  with it.

Seriously though keep the funny shit coming.

[ToonmaN]

I hear ya'  Pun.  Could someone save this thread and have it forever imoratalized on some site when/if this thread dies and drops to the 5th page?  Keep it up guys, the SBR topic seems kinnda dead so you guys are just going at each other, new topic mb.... nah.
-toon