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« on: October 30, 2001, 02:14:46 pm »
   Ok, I didn't mean that for all parents in general.  Maybe I should title this something like "People that Don't Understand Our Addiction." Ok, as to why I'm pissed: Here we were me and my clan (HARM) m8's right in the middle of cb'ing PsYcO, PsYcO's host had just finished his 5 games and we were winning 4-1.  So, while we are trying to figure out which HARM member will host next, (none of us have very good connections) my dad walks in demanding that I go offline, I beg for him to let me stay on just 20 mins longer but noooo "It's a school night, get the hell of your computer or I will take your computer (ibook)." It was only 10:30 or so, why on earth don't they understand our addiction?  Sigh.  Anyway, Ass(assin) didn't wanna do a 2vrs2 or anything (understandable, they were losing) so we are having a rematch tonight, hopefuly my dad will let me stay on longer tonight.  BTW, please, no age realated jokes, you guys at times with your "must be a 15 year old" sound almost as bad as Rom attempting to pick on Grift with "lol yur 35 geat a life."  Anyway, that was quite a rant.  Anyone else have any coments?  Had a girlfriend break up with you because you spent to much time playing a silly game?  Contacts becoming one with your eyeball's?
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« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2001, 02:20:44 pm »
Hey.... I'm only 29!!

Also, if Danielle is right, I'll be a parent in 9 months or so...... so the question will be: will my kids understand my addiction... hehe.
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« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2001, 02:25:05 pm »
Parents just don't understand... (OMG YOU MEAN HE WAS A RAPPER BEFORE HE DID MEN IN BLACK?!?!)

I have generally found that parents who are too restricting make it worse on their kids. Then again this is coming from the guy who got kicked out of his house on numerous occassions last year.

However, any freak who spends more time on the computer than with his girlfriend (Mine is 300 miles away so this doesn't apply) should be shot and have his right to a penis removed.
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« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2001, 02:47:16 pm »
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Parents just don't understand... (OMG YOU MEAN HE WAS A RAPPER BEFORE HE DID MEN IN BLACK?!?!)


By this do you mean the name Fresh Prince didn't come from a TV show?
Also, his movies Bad Boys and Independance Day before Men In Black were both better movies

Anyway, true, if you have a girlfriend you shouldn't spend so much time on the computer, unless of course you are playing with her. ?But for those without girlfriends, why not just spend every waking hour at it...there is no shame in that.
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« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2001, 02:51:14 pm »
Stop looking at porno on the internet and get a g/f!

My parents get quite pissed sometimes. Cause I will be like "fuck homework" that shit can wait lol. Oh well, I use it less and less with sports now that school is going on. I play on two soccer teams and a wrestling team. So I am quite busy with practices, games, and matches.
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« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2001, 02:52:24 pm »
Daddy, what does "boot the motherfucking tker bitch ass blackhand" mean?
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« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2001, 02:53:19 pm »
Congrats Grift, sorry I got the age wrong.  Sigh, Will hasn't done any good movies since Men In Black, Wild Wild West... yuck.
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« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2001, 02:58:13 pm »
aww.. the fresh prince and dj jazzy jeff... old schooooool rap.
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« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2001, 07:09:20 pm »
I totaly hear you Toonman. Happen's all the time... Like on a Saturday night (sunday morning) durning summer... Im saying it's only 4AM, but they think I should have been alseep about 6 ?hours ago... Dunno..And I think I never put Grifter over age 30, and we have talked. I think it's accualy kinda kewl that he still does other things, other then just being with ppl ?Cool

Ace, I agree. When my parenst limited my iNet time, I just lose sleep... Damn... No wonder I sleep in class! Heh... And about the girlfriend thing, I cannot TOTALY agree... I am online mostly at night, so I don't think that can be counted. It should be 'reasonable daylight hours'.

And Grifters kid's will be lucky - he will (he damn should, at least!) understand why they want to finish the CB... and they will get the bestest computers also (hand-me-downs - two weeks old Cool)

Like the topic said, DAMN PARENTS (who dont understand our addiction)...

Oh, and Grifter, Good Luck!

PS - WTF w/ the bold's? I didnt put the tag in it...
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« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2001, 07:24:28 pm »
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However, any freak who spends more time on the computer than with his girlfriend (Mine is 300 miles away so this doesn't apply) should be shot and have his right to a penis removed.


No need to worry Ace, she's in perfectly acceptable company.

She says "Hi" by the way....

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« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2001, 08:40:32 pm »

Foto, that's so sweet of you to try to make Ace feel better like that... but come now, don't get the boys expectations up, you know what she really said was:

"Ace who?"

Mind you, that was after she could talk again (she needed to catch her breath from yelling out YEESSS, GRIFTER YEEEESSS!!) (oh, and a preemptive mock... she was also out of breath from laughing at the size of Foto's penis....)
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« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2001, 09:11:17 pm »
Yeah foto, I have no need to worry about her cheating if the guys she is around are flaming homosexuals.

And GRIFT, the only time she would say yes to you is after you asked, "Would you like fries with that?"
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« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2001, 09:22:24 pm »
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And GRIFT, the only time she would say yes to you is after you asked, "Would you like fries with that?"


So she's one of those biggie size types.  To each their own.
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« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2001, 09:28:26 pm »
Ace, you have just raised Grift and foto up a few levels by placing them in the "french fry" size category.

Hell, you even placed foto on the charts.
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« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2001, 09:40:13 pm »
Um. Grift. Do a lot of woman scream out your GameRanger alias during sex?
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« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2001, 10:07:25 pm »
Actually, they usually scream out "Oh Greg!"... since I don't tell them my real name either.

The really funny thing is when Ace scream out "oh Grifter!" when he's having sex with his girlfriend....
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« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2001, 10:16:14 pm »
Holy shit. This is hella funnie! The gameranger name comment, lamo... I have nothing to add, but that was funnie...
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« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2001, 10:18:42 pm »
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Ace, you have just raised Grift and foto up a few levels by placing them in the "french fry" size category.
Hell, you even placed foto on the charts.


Okay, you want to know what is incredibly frightening about this whole thread?

Picture this: ?Grifter, Ace and Wrath, all three standing in a circle. ?All unzipped. ?Grifter has the ruler, with Ace and Wrath arguing about who gets to do the measuring.

As fortune would have it, the ruler is metric. The millimeters are going to be VERY important in this little competiton (heh, "little" competition, I love accidental punnage).

OOOoooo, and speaking of accidental "punnage", Ace just made a mess, at the behest of Wrath. ?And you guys called ME a "flaming homosexual"?

This is one chart I want no part of. ?Especially if you lot have included graphics. ?Or made it a powerpoint presentation. ?Quite frankly, the image of the three of you in a circle with your "rulers" out is enough to not make me able to sleep. ?For the rest of the week. ?

Makes me want to pull an Oedipus and do some self-eye-gouging.

YUK!

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« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2001, 10:20:58 pm »
Hung like a gnat.... tongue like an anteater....

'nuff said?

and Foto... I'm sure removing your sight is not the only thing that you and Oedipus have in common.
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« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2001, 10:31:13 pm »
Heh, Foto's mom is something we ALL have in common...
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