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[Campergeek]

GRIFT, how dare you put yourself on the same level as me and wrath. We are intelligent and respectable young men, while you are nothing more than a lazy, egotistical, pedantic, paly-white Scot who thinks that we should let everyone smoke weed, cigarettes, and drive with no seatbelts!

I would just like to point out the fact that, for Ace to think of himself as intelligent and respectable, he must have been smoking weed, or at least some badly contaminated cigarettes. ?Makes his wiseass comment somewhat hypocritical.

Gawd foibid. ?Heehee.

And you and Wrathie are perfectly welcome to put yourselves on your own level. ?I'll be more than happy to wave from the glass elevator as I pass on up.

[jn.wrath]

That was the most intelligent jab aimed at Ace I've seen out of foto.. I guess he does have a brain beneath that thick seal skin..

A baaad mock, but, one of my first

[Ace]

Foto made an intelligent, well-stated mock. Well I'll be damned.

Someone should test the water in the road map in r6. Foto spends enough damn time camping there, and someway, somehow, it actually stimulated brain growth. Scientific (and IP) studies have yet to prove if this is the same foto we all know and love.

[Grifter]

GRIFT, how dare you put yourself on the same level as me and wrath. We are intelligent and respectable young men, while you are nothing more than a lazy, egotistical, pedantic, paly-white Scot who thinks that we should let everyone smoke weed, cigarettes, and drive with no seatbelts!

That would hurt if it wasn't coming from a sheep buggering, pencil necked irish sopranno (they have to drop before your voice lowers Ace ;P).  And besides, I'm not the blindingly pale one here.... I have all that nice Native American blood in me to make me look human (well, at least not like I've been dead and under water for 10 days like someone *cough*ACE*cough* here).

And Wrathy, I'd advocate you go back to college after flunking the first time, except I don't think you'll make it in.... so that advise was just for Ace.  Sorry for your confusion (well, if I appologized everytime Wrath was confused, that would REALLY spam the forums... hehe)

[Ace]

Wrath, you better make sure to take that advice about college from the guy who can't even spell like a decent fourth grader.

And "sheep buggering"? Last time I checked, it was the Scots who wore kilts because sheep can hear a zipper from miles away. And if you want to find out about being dead and underwater, I suggest you hop into a pool with me old man. Play a game of polo with me and then we can talk.

[jn.wrath]

Ace, I thought you played water polo. You are inviting Grift to a game of polo, which just happens to be a favorite pasttime of the Scots.

You are also asking Grift, the kilt-wearing herdsman/"caretaker", the master of "sheep buggering", into a pool with you. What happens to a kilt when the wearer jumps into a pool of water? It floats up.. up, up and away. Of course, you knew this and you intend to be in there with your skimpy Speedos, prancing about the pool as if you haven't a care in the world.

I think I'd better stop.. the thought of the two of them in a pool together, one naked and the other nearly naked is making me a bit queasy.. they'd be enough to scare even Bill Murray, the groundskeeper, away? Add foto"the hot camper"geek to the mix and you have yourself in "hot" water..

Foto, put that money you intended to stuff into Ace's Speedos away!

[Bondo]

Not saying that your kilt reasoning is wrong but one of the primary reasons for the kilt was to be able to walk through the bogs (or some type of thing) in Scotland.  This proved very important in the battles against England.  Well that and easy mooning.

[jn.wrath]

Bondo, I don't come to this forum to learn!

black and Bondo both need to learn that anyone who comes here should not be forced to learn interesting facts like which sniper has the most confirmed kills or why Scots wear kilts.

Do your homework, Bondo. This forum is for people who already know all there is to know, except for certain "gifted" and "special" members, such as Ace or Grift. Of course, I meant that with the sincerest respect!

[Grifter]

The fact that Wrath was picturing me naked disturbs me... the fact that he was thinking of Ace in a speedo really worries me... a lot.

Ace, my pete moss drinking cousin... I think I've seen as many pictures of them Irish buggers in kilts as my fine Scotts.... it's just that us Scotts aren't ashamed.  Maybe because your mommy made you wear that plad skirt and just called it a kilt....?

[campergeek]

Foto, put that money you intended to stuff into Ace's Speedos away!

I dunno, he has that roll of quarters stuffed in there, no room for much else.  A little optimistic on Ace's part though, I would have though half-a-roll of dimes would have been more realistic.

Besides, it's no match for the rolls of Twoonies (Canadian money eh) I got stuffed in my thong!

[jn.wrath]

Actually, he isn't much around the groin section, so the money can always slide down farther.

foto, you know that money is from me because I wanted you to stop dancing aboot my room in that skimpy leather thong.

Okay, the thought of foto in a leather thong is scaring me even more than the thought of me imagining Ace in a Speedo worries Grift..

[Ace]

GRIFT, the only reason me in a speedo scares you is because you are afraid of my mad 2m skills.

And foto, there isn't any room to store twoonies in a thong, so i guess you must have stuck them up.... oh no, I'm going to be sick.

[Bondo]

This is all getting disturbingly complicated.  Just to make it worse though, isn't naturalism popular in Canada (well, more so than in U.S. because it is more popular in almost every country compared to the U.S), well except for in the Middle East (or is it muslims with their stricter clothing restrictions).

[Grifter]

Is Bondo inviting us all to come get naked in Canada?!

I think it's time to lock this thread!!

[fotogeek]

And foto, there isn't any room to store twoonies in a thong, so i guess you must have stuck them up.... oh no, I'm going to be sick.

You know, I wondered why the girls at K-Mart always turn that shade of green when I need to make change. ?It's amazing the storage capacity available back there.

Mind you, coins are one thing- have you seen Ace trying to start his car with where he keeps his keys?

[SiGmA_X]

Is it just me (problely so...) or did any one else NOT understand what Foto said?

[coin-dispenser geek]

Is it just me (problely so...) or did any one else NOT understand what Foto said?

Hmmm...poor, poor innocent Romulus. ?Does anyone else wish to corrupt the poor boy, or should we make him find out in the school yard at recess like every other poor male to suffer the American public school system? (I have a feeling if Rom asks about this at recess, the school system isn't the only thing he'll suffer).

As for me dispensing certain coinage from certain areas, just be happy I haven't offered anyone some Pez.

[NoAccountForMeGeek]

Okay FotoDumbshit. I am in HighSchool, so no recess. And I go to a private school. ByTh3W4y - Get an account.

So....from this, we can gather that:

A) ?Recess may very well exist, they're just too embarassed to let him out. ?I'll let everyone add to the multitude of reasons that immediatly come to mind.

B) ?Private school. ?Hmmm. ?Rom, when the teachers in the white coats (doctors) come by to give you your homework (heavy, HEAVY medication), it's probably because your rightfully concerned parents (poor sods that accidentally "adopted" (found beside the road) you) came to the wildly obvious conclusion that you'd be eaten alive in the "real world" (outside, beyond the tall, electrified fence). ?Even if, at this point, the "real world" would consist of only "High School" and not "private school" (Sunny Hills Asylum for the Chronically Insane and Those Suffering from Poor Grammatical Skills).

Ahhhh, that felt good. ?I doubt he'll get any of it, but it felt good. ?Now pass the puppy dogs, matches, and gasoline....

[Bondo]

Lol, very funny but, I think were might be getting a little rough on Rom.  Ah what the heck, Rom, just be glad you got a padded room to your self because chances are if you had to share a room, that sicko would show you how to use the coin dispenser foto uses.

[Bondo]

Rom removes his lips from DAMN's ass so fast it creates a negitive pressure gradient rivaled only by a black hole.