OMFG how stupid can you be!?!

[BTs_GhostSniper]

OMG!  I think this is the first thread in history when the ENTIRE *DAMN Forum agreed on something!  lol

I went home last night and hugged my G5 and told him that I would never let anything like that happen to him....ever.

Thank goodness I viewed that link from work....my G5 might have had a heart-attack if I had viewed it on there.

-Still too sick to work so I'm staying home to comfort my G5 GhostSniper Out.

[Acri]

So what's wrong with that eh? Now there is at least ONE good looking PC out there.

[|MP|Cringe]

Jesus christ you're optimistic. The problem with that is, that a perfectly good dual 2ghz g5 had to die to make a "good looking" but worthless pc.
Lets sign him up for all sorts of pornspam and the like, although if he has hotmail he probably has it all already.

[abe 2.0]

Jeezus, what a dipshit this guy is. I almost cried when i saw what he did to (what should have been) MY G5. What a reject. But then again, acri makes a good point. Maybe Apple could sell G5 cases (this retard obviously loved his) to pcers (without the apple logo of course). This could be a great way for apple to increase its figures by going after pc ppl without abondonning the faithful....
maybe im missing something here......just a thought

[BFG]

I just can't wait untill he gets his first Virus on XP.. Poor bloody G5 he has to go an rip it to shreds then infect the poor case with some new virus Its a tough life

[MovingUnit:SOG]

The stupid mofo didn't even deserve a G5 in the first place. I think id have probably been inclined to do to him what he did to the G5, Open him up, gutt hiim and chuck in a big pile of steaming variated Shite! Then zip him up and see what happens!

I still feel sick. how can someone do that?!

HAHAHA.............  that has to be the funniest stuff i have heard in a long time, but yet so true metaphorically.

[Jeb]

I went home last night and hugged my G5 and told him that I would never let anything like that happen to him....ever.

Jesus christ, i wonder what your cat thinks when you do that...
feltcher

[[OZ] Martin]

I reckon the G5 is the most finely constructed personal computer I've ever seen. Even better than the old 128's, Plusses and (maybe) the Cube.

The only way I can feel whole again is for the poor G5 case to be returned to Apple and then using secret elven metal craftmanship Jobs himself can reforge it into a new G5. Maybe it could be the first of the 2.6's and be dubbed Anduril.

Then it could be sent to someone who really would appreciate design, function and form.

OR

Maybe we should all raise some money to buy the case from him so we can bury it somewhere safe.

Haha

I'll bet his parents know now. It wouldn't take long for someone who does surf the web to tell them.

[BFG]

I dunno when a poor case has been through this much pain the only humain thing must be to put the poor computer to sleep for ever and give it a nice quiet resting place among some old matriarcle G3's. Poor little G5.

Not even Jobs and his merry band of eleven forgers could end the suffering of this little comp.

On another note, at least he admired the stunning case (oh and they are stunning) before he rippped.... he rippped... oh god. i just can't say it.

What sort of virus should we send him? Ive got a lovely stash of interesting window 'cleaners'

[c| Lone-Wolf]

Well, everybody you can put your fears to rest.  It turns out he was pulling a prank, when he came into possession of a spare G5 case, and decided to play an evil, EVIL trick on a friend of his.  http://www.overclockers.com/tips1133/  Has an explanation.  I still dont like him. =p

[BFG]

There are an amazing number of people who are emotionally attached to inanimate objects such as computers. Mac fans seem to be much worse that I ever expected. The G5 is amazing, I would never dream of really doing that

string him up and hang him buy his ball bags just for putting us through that emotional strife.

[c| Splinter]

lol, looks like this guys has been getting lots of hate mail.  Apparently he emailed this to one of the rumor sites


Andy writes: Hi, I am the G5 killer
Date: January 29, 2004 10:19:33 PM EST
To: rumors@macosrumors.com

I have been feeling a little guilty about causing so many people out there to have nightmares, depression and sickness from my little joke. This is why I am responding to Macosrumors.com. The reaction of people word wide has blown me away. I never intended for such a thing to happen. My in box went from 1% to 100% in 2 days (1300 messages). So many people were pointing out what a stupid thing to do, so many people were telling me of feeling sick, some even said they cried. I felt bad for those people. It was amusing to read things like "I should be hung by my testicles and lit on fire" or the constant reference to "taking a porche and replacing the engine with a KIAs". Most people cried out in horror and carfully pointed out the error of doing such a silly thing.

I am sure you are wondering why this all took place.
Are the pictures real? yes.
Is it my own G5 case that has been cut and hacked? yes.
Did I give away two G5 2GHz processors (IBM PC 970)? no!
I got a free G5 shell from a buddy of mine and pulled a prank on a mac loving friend. he got so upset. I decided write up a little story, my imagination and warped sense of humor kicked in. I sent it to OC.com just to see their reaction. I honestly didn't think they were going to post it. I cannot believe how fast or how far it has spread on the internet. There are an amazing number of people who are emotionally attached to inanimate objects such as computers. Mac fans seem to be much worse than I ever expected. The G5 is amazing, I would never dream of really doing that

-Andy

[Typhy]

1,300 emails. . . I sure hope he read mine. I managed to use the phrase "sadistic cretin" 13 times.

[kami]

Man, all fake, sure got me...

http://www.overclockers.com/tips1133/

[BTs_GhostSniper]

I bet it really was all true and this little dweeb is just apologizing to everyone so he will stop getting hundreds of hate e-mails every day.

Just how did he "happen upon" a new G5 case???

[kami]

Well, it seems more likely to get ahold of a G5 case than to gut a G5, I mean, not even an idiot would gut a G5 like he described at first, besides his story sounds reliable enough.

[BFG]

Yeah on reflection i think even the most retared of goons wouldn't slice up a G5 - hell anyone knows how much they are worth and he could have sold it, bought a G5 case (somwhere!) and bought a PC with the remaining ?2000.... much more likey than just to rip the thing to shreds.

Still a retard to infect the poor thing with the windows.... Helll it will look like th eonly mac on earth to get virus's all the time!