wwwwwwaaaahoooooooo!!!!!!

[*NADS Capt. Anarchy]

Ok, in honor of my 500th post, i'm going to start a thread of randomness, aka, a spam thread. But i'll give it a topic. Lets use.. mmm.. funny shtick. So everyone, post somethin' funny. I need to laugh.. my humor in litereature class just ended, so I won't be getting my daily dose of humore anymore. And to start it off, i'll put up one of my papers for the class, which had to be a list of "words of wisdom" for how to live life. I did mine on dealing with brothers/siblings.

Titles: "Brotherly Love"

If you give a mouse a cookie, your brother will scream because he wanted it.

It's ok to pinch your brother. It's worth the "time out" to hear him scream.

If you brother breaks your toy, you may break one of his. It's only fair.

All balls bounce better when they bounce of your brothers head.
Your brothers money is comunity property.

Do not bite your brothers hand, for it is dirty and tastes bad.

Do not start a fight with your brother, unless he is smaller than you.

When cleaning yoru room, it is perfectly acceptable to shove everything under your brothers bed.

If your brother sets something down, even for a fraction of a second, you may pick it up and have rightful ownership, as he was no longer using it.

If your brother has somehing you want, the best way to get it is grab it and run.

If you take something of your brothers and hide it for three weeks, it automatically becomes yours.

If you scream before you brother punches you, wether or not he actually punches you, he WILL be punished.

If your brother calls shotgun for a car ride, you can still get it if you get there first and lock the door.

If you fight late at night, whoever was louder will get in thr most trouble.

If you fight during the day, whoever was louder will get in the least trouble.

Don't believe what your parents say. Your brother IS a punching bag.

It is ALWAYS your brothers turn to take out the trash/do the dishes/walk the dog.

If you trip your brother and he falls into a muddy puddle in the forest, and nobody sees it but you, did you really trip him?

If your brother is not around to defend himself, saying, "He did it" is a useful way to put off punishment until he gets back.

You can lead your brother to water, but you can't always throw him into it.

Aalright folks. I started it. Now you guys, spam it up!

[kami]

Congrats on your 500th post cap  

Nice uhh... spam!
I wouldn't know anything about ?brotherly love? since I only have a 8 yr older sister who's always been able to kick my ass, and when I finally got old enough to kick back, she'd already moved out  


Since we're on about celebrating cap's 500th post here, I'll just add up on the celebration with my 20th post! (20 posts in 2 days muaha)


edited to one post. btw kami, short term massive postings aren't anything special  -Brain

[*NADS Capt. Anarchy]

omg kami, leet double post =D

[kos.viper]

wth

[bronto]

may i join capt?

[bronto]

ty

[Flame]

Aw, I can't join in this *NADS spamming thread...

[Mattster]

I would like to celebrate my 250th post in this spam thread w00t. Can i not join *NADS Ana?

[kami]

Double post? Me? Never!

The difference between the two posts is that you're gay in one of them, uh wait, you're being gay in all of them... damn, i'm clueless  

[*NADS Capt. Anarchy]

Damnit you fools! Content! I demand content!

And no, you cannot join *NADs because I am an evil dictator. Or is that cookie.. damn.. can never remember. Either way, it takes more than alme spam to get into *NADS.  Only the highest quality spammers get in.

[Jeb]

nj capt,
mattster what happened to being "serious" and changing?

[Typhy]

With this post, I will have exactly 1 more than 3 times as many posts as you. 1510, and 503. - Sheesh moderators... Any my "Thanks for the memories, Grifter" thread got deleted, which I created in honor of matching Grifter's post total? - Certian moderators :::Looks at Infection and Brain::: need to get with it.

[kami]

Now don't spoil the fun by attracting attention typhy

[*NADS Capt. Anarchy]

And typhy, isn't it sad that you got those posts in just 20 more days than I did?

The reason your thread got deleted and this one hasn't (yet) is because this started out as a spam thread, will always be a spam thread, and cannot go off topic. It is the embodiment off topic. and so far, almost everyone here deseves a hearty
http://users.pandora.be/bauknecht/Forumshit/suckofftopic.jpg

Now somebody post somethign funny before I go nuts.

[Flame]

Wow, I feel unloved since all these evil NADS people are here?

[Mattster]

nj capt,
mattster what happened to being "serious" and changing?

lol this is a spam thread, so i spammed.

[Typhy]

Yeah, and after you're done spamming, get your sorry ass on AIM and we'll CB someone.

[Flame]

I feel like I'm being ignored? Wait, no, I don't want to be Ben!

[*NADS Capt. Anarchy]

hey typhy, don't foget that my sorry ass is one of your main sources of IP's

Flame, you should fear the *NADS, for they are hairy and smell bad.

and in honor of ben, I shall now post the following (modified) song chorus:

"Pwnerate" by Demolishing Dennis

run away
make hate
and get laid
we get laid
you turn me up
I've had enough
so pwnerate
pwnera-ah-a-ah-a-ah-a-ah-a-ah-aaaaaaaaate

[kami]

That's just awesome capt, can I have your autograph?