Post your George Bush Quotes/ Jokes here!!

[EUR_Zaitsev]

Bush goes to school....

B- Can anyone tell me what a tragedy is??
Girl- If my mom ran over my dog rover
B- No that would be a mistake!
Boy- If our bus driver drove our bus off a cliff
B- No that would be a great loss!
Girl2- If you and laura were on airforce 1 and it exploded
B- Correct, tell me how you knew
Girl2- Because it wouldnt be a mistake and it wouldnt be a great loss!

[Cossack]

lol I saw that one before. Here is one with John Stwart.
"Down here in Texas we gotta little saying. Fool me once.....uhhhhhhh shame on you. The Fool cant be fooled again.

[jn.loudnotes]

I'm not too good at writing out jokes, but here's a good one. . .

Bush sits at a restaurant.  He's making small talk with cheney while deciding what to order.  Then the waitress comes over.

waitress - what can I get for you, mr. president

bush -  I'll have a "quickie"

waitress - Gasp!  Mr. President!  how dare you!  I thought you were going to bring a new era of moral fortitude to your office.  You should be ashamed of yourself!

she runs away crying

cheney leans over to bush and says -

It's pronounced "quiche"

[Bondo]

Lol to both of the jokes.

[(SiX)Ben]

Eh... no funny jokes... you saw the SNL's... so my fav quotes are

"The Axis of Evil"
and "Strategery..."

[Bondo]

And who can forget "Nucular" rather than Nuclear.