DIFFERENT GAMERANGER SOCIAL CLASSES

[SiX.JohnNothing]

GAMERANGER SOCIAL GROUPS

Sociopath: Much like the morons you normally find in Yahoo chatrooms, the Sociopath is an angry and bitter child who masquerades as a big tough guy who will not hesitate to kick your ass if you look at him the wrong way or use the wrong kind of emoticon. This may seem like a relatively harmless breed of Gameranger user, but in groups they are capable of inflicting lethal levels of annoyance. The Sociopath hates Gameranger and everyone who uses it (and everyone who doesn't use it) but he will keep using it, simply because it's the only way he can get out his aggression at other people without getting his glasses broken and shoved in his ear.

Signature move: Blasting other players with incredibly callous and witty insults such as "fag", "fAg" and "FAG".

Strategy: Start insulting the band Slipknot. With any luck, the Sociopath's ensuing screams of rage will wake up his parents in the next room and he'll have to turn the computer off and go to sleep.



Rhodes Scholar: He's smarter than you, and he isn't afraid to show it! Every single message that flows from the Rhodes Scholar's keyboard is so chock-full of intelligence and wisdom that the IQ overflow occasionally causes packet loss and server crashes. If another player offends him or says something mean about him, he'll respond by typing out a doctoral thesis on differential calculus, one line at a time.

Signature move: Sending amazingly well-written and thoughtful chat messages that do not contain any words with less than four syllables.

Strategy: Tell him that trigonometry and algebra are the exact same thing, just with different symbols. After futilely attempting to educate you for a while, he'll throw his keyboard against the wall, dive out the window and run screaming into the woods, never to be seen or heard from again.


 Clanner: This guy was a gamer back before gaming was cool. When you were just a fetus inside your mother's womb, the Clanner was a fetus inside his mother's womb playing Armor Battle on a little tiny Intellivision system attached to the inside of the placenta. By the time he was four years old, he was able to defeat all comers at Rainbow 6, which was very impressive considering it was twelve years before Rainbow 6 even came out. In every game he's ever played, be it Quake, Doom, RS, R6 or SimToiletbrush, he has joined together with a clique of similarly-endowed gamers to destroy all comers at that particular form of online entertainment. He scoffs at all the simple fools who play games for stupid reasons like "to have fun", and lives for the thrill of railgunning someone into lava and picturing that person as the football captain who stuffed him into trash cans on a daily basis back in high school. He recently made the shift to Medal Of Honor AA after hearing one of his two friends describe it as "totally neato".

Signature move: Dodging all your bullets, pulling out a pistol and placing a slug right between your eyes from 200 yards.

Strategy: Make up a random abbreviation like "tpais" and use it regularly. Clanners are terrified of being left behind in the great leetspeak arms race to sound like as much of an idiot as possible, so they'll ask you what it means. Make up words to go along with the letters (it really doesn't matter if they go in any kind of order or form a coherent phrase or anything), and then change acronyms and repeat. Continue doing this for as long as it takes before the Clanner starves to death in front of his computer. It might be a good idea to keep some food nearby, to make sure he starves to death before you do.

now i didnt write this but i give props to whoever did, -JN

[*NADS Capt. Anarchy]

lol! that's some good stuff.. and all too true at the same time

i think ejo's one of the sociopath ones.. he got kinda huffy the other night when i insulted limp bizkit,,,

[The Ostrich]

The seemingly well educated and polite breed of GR people continually find tactical ways at getting back at others. They act smart, sophisticated, and at times, as if they were a class beyond the everyday gameranger person.
Mostly timid, they arise to engagae in conversations at random, and find ways to inject lucrative words of "wisdom" into the dialoges of normal people.

Next we have a group of gameranger people who are the trash of the cyber gaming world. Hateful and always angry, every word typed by them is in some way offensive, rude, and most of all, pointless and random. When confronted, their already limited vocabulary shrinks to the point where a dozen words suffice for them to express themselves fully. Grammar becomes non-existant, four-letter swear words comprise an entire sentence, and "ignore" buttons are clicked by many annoyed gameranger users. This, of course, infuriates these cyber trash people. They will sit in silence at their keyboards, their minds attempting to come up with a "brilliant" plan to get more attention of the now weary gameranger users. Generally, a new account is created in order to combat the problem of being on every gameranger user's ignore list. And this is where they continue the cycle from the beginning, and the sounds of clicking mice is yet again heard as they face the inevitable death by the magic of the ignore button.

[Jeb]

well...
i dunno what category i fall into cause there isn't one about being funny so uh i guess i'll say the first one cause  i like to rip on noobs.
ejo likes limp biskut, hahahaha such a fruit.
i can picture ejo, roll'n his huffy to school with the Red Yanks hat backwards,  wearing some ice, big pimp rings on his hands, and brown bagg'n a 40 of Old E: High Gravity.
Either that or his mommy takes him in a mini van.

[*NADS Capt. Anarchy]

there's one type of person these things always forget.... you're "Average Joe" user:

trademarks: slightly outdated equipment, moderate playing skills, goes nuts and owns everyone occasionally. Often in a clan, but doesn't get too involved in the whole clan scene. Plays the game and that's it.

[Ace]

well...
i dunno what category i fall into cause there isn't one about being funny so uh i guess i'll say the first one cause  i like to rip on noobs.
ejo likes limp biskut, hahahaha such a fruit.
i can picture ejo, roll'n his huffy to school with the Red Yanks hat backwards,  wearing some ice, big pimp rings on his hands, and brown bagg'n a 40 of Old E: High Gravity.
Either that or his mommy takes him in a mini van.

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