were is DVS??????? ANYONE KNOW?

[Jeb]

Me, and most my clan would like to know were our cherished member "DVS" is he is hairy, might be dressed as a preist, and wandering around school yarrds, if anyone knows were he is, plz tell us..

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he was last seen wearing a ski instructors jacket, red in color and he was toting a bottle of the cheapest beer available...it is hard to miss, it's a 2 liter bottle...he had dried snot on his upper lip and he had many unattended half popped zits on his face.

There is a reward for information leading to the retrieval of our comrade.

DVS...where R U?
DVS MIA July 1st 2002

[Jeb]

Poor dvs... Under his name now it says "dvs gone for good"