US Army Certifies Pain Gun

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For those of you who don't follow the latest developments in non-lethal weaponry, the ADS -- which has been in development for over ten years -- shoots a 94GHz millimeter wave that triggers an immediate flight response from anyone in its path within 500 meters; although the majority of military test results are classified, it's said that even the toughest subjects can only endure five seconds of the intense burning before running like hell in the opposite direction.

for some odd ass reason i find this really funny. Even funnier is that the secretary of the air force wanted to test it on americans during small riot situations.

Well, I'm game. The next time LA goes into riot mode, i should expect to be hit with the pain gun, now I just need to see if i can run in the opposite direction while still holding my freshly pilfered whiskey.

[pointillist]

Yeah.......like as if you need a Gun to cause pain.

The Israelis claim to be developing killer bees
with nano tek that will carry lethal weapons.........

And the airports are being outfitted with bee explosive
detectors...it takes five hours to train (condition) a bee to
stick its tongue out if it smells explosives....they then strap
three of the hummers into tiny stocks and a laser reads whether
they stuck their tongues out when they wave the box past yer
bag.....the Queen says their service is honourable