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« on: August 21, 2006, 01:08:59 am »

ive just stumbled across this website, and couldn't help but share the stunning talents of this talented young singer, and marvel at the proffesional quality finnish of this big budget music video....

 god help you joey pearson

edit, i forgot to applaud the dance routine, and ask if i could have some of the drugs that whoever wrote the following must have been on :

Witnessing Joey Pearson onstage with a live band is simply unforgettable. Ever since his first performance at age nine, Joey’s audience discovered that this “old soul” from Georgia could really sing. In the diverse neighborhood
that comprised his world, radio served up a swirling gumbo of great music—Soul, Gospel, Blues, Rock, Pop and R&B. Joey’s young ears absorbed it all. Today, his shows sizzle with the spirit of his main inspiration: the legendary voices of Classic Soul and R&B.

With five years of live performances, substantial CD sales, and fans in 30 countries, Joey Pearson is rapidly becoming a global attraction. It only takes one Web search to reveal dozens of fan sites in multiple languages. In addition to appearances on national television and other notable venues,
Joey also performs in-store for Wal-Mart and Westfield Shopping Centers.

Now residing near San Diego, California, Joey relentlessly hones his craft,
not only as a singer and performer, but also as a songwriter and musician. He writes his own lyrics and music on the piano, as he did for most of his latest release “Authentic”. His voice, personality, raw ability and love for performing has set the stage for Joey Pearson to become a premier
recording artist for the long haul.


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« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2006, 04:40:48 am »

The photos are even better. LMAO

As a bonus you get them in hi-res too.  clapping hands

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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2006, 09:26:35 am »

Awh thank god for that, now my life is complete! Wink
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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2006, 03:01:58 pm »

Y'alls is jus haters....
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« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2006, 08:23:59 pm »

yep Wink


no no im sorry i really wish him/his pushy parents a wonderful candy filled life full of happy bunnies and im sure he will be swooned over by many a 11yr old.

but at the same time it still gives me a mixed feeling of hysterics and disgust heh
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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2006, 04:59:23 pm »

     Heck, he's a better singer than most "pop stars". I wonder how much of it is audio massaging? Also, the true rofl will come when his voice starts to change.
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« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2006, 12:45:06 am »

Ahahaha good point loth - it will habe that lovely 'breaking' quality!

true, but the way he's been groomed like a boy band member in his 20's when hes stil just a 14year old kid... kinda sickening. 
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« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2006, 11:05:52 pm »

Roffle my waffle!

What does this kid know about obstacles? He's singing some shit like he's been through alot... and he's still wearing braces.  lol lol lol lol lol
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« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2006, 01:05:39 am »

I rest my case...

I guess those have been some tough relationships with the kindergarten girls.

damn live must be hard, but he'll stay true to himself and come through like a man.. (well in about 20 years time)

continue with the roffling of the waffles thankyou please Wink
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