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« on: June 13, 2006, 08:28:29 am »

These are just some stupid or weird laws I dug up... All of these were laws at one point in time, some, oddly enough, still remain.  Many of these laws also have details that go along with them, but to save us all the time I'm just posting the basic and short version of the laws without changing the meaning.

I found many of these very amusing lol

Starting with some U.S. State Laws:

Alabama
• It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
• Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
• It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

Alaska
• Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
• While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
• It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

Arizona
• Hunting camels is prohibited. (The U.S. Army once experimented with camels in the Arizona desert)
• Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
• There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
• Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
• A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is "likely to provoke physical retaliation".
• It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
• When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
• It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
• You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

Arkansas
• The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
• A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
• A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
• Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
• Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

California
• Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
• Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
• Bathhouses are against the law.
• It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
• Women may not drive in a house coat.

Colorado
• One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
• Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
• No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.
• It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
• Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.

Connecticut
• Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold.
• You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
• In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
• It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
• You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays after noon on Sunday.
• It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.

Delaware
• "R" rated movies shall not be shown at drive-in theaters.
• It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.

Florida
• Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
• A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
• If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
• It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
• Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
• Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
• It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
• When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

Georgia
• If an organization non registered as "non-profit" fails to register their raffle with the local sheriff, that group risks paying up to $10,000 in fines and spending five years in jail.
• While Georgia operates its own lottery, it "protects" its citizens by making it illegal to promote a private lottery.
• It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
• Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
• Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
• Signs are required to be written in English.
• No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

Hawii
• Billboards are outlawed.
• All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
• Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.

Kansas
• Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.

Louisiana
• It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

Indiana
• It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
• Liquor stores may not sell milk.

Michigan
• You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.

Nebraska
• It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

New York
• A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
• It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
• A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
• The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

Minnesota
• The land of 10,000 lakes declares mosquitos a public nuisance.
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• It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there.
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• A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
• It is illegal to sleep naked.
• All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.
• Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.

North Dakota
• Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
• It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

Ohio
• It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
• It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

Pennsylvania
• A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.

Texas
• It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
• It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
• It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
• It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
• A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
• The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

Vermont
• Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
• At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.

Wisconsin
• You must manually flush all urinals in a building.
• Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
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A few from coutries other than the U.S:

France
• Between the hours of 8AM and 8PM, 70% of the music in the radio must be by French composers.

Thailand
• It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear.
• You must wear a shirt while driving a car.
• You must pay a fine of $600 in Thailand if you're caught throwing away chewed bubblegum on the sidewalk. If you do not pay the fine, you are jailed.
• No one may step on any of the nation's currency.

Australia
• Children may not purchase cigarettes, but can smoke them.
• You may never leave your car keys in an unattended vehicle.
• It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burglar.
• It is illegal to read someone's tarot, or give them a psychic reading as these are forms of witchcraft.
• Under Australian Communications Authority (ACA) regulations, your modem can't pick up on the first ring. If it does the ACA permit for your modem is invalid and there's a $12000 fine. - Telecommunications Act 1991.

England
• Those wishing to use a television must apply for a license.
• It is illegal to leave baggage unattended.
• Picking up abandoned baggage is as act of terrorism.
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And my personal favorite comes from Vermont...
• It is illegal to deny the existence of God.

more can be found at http://www.dumblaws.com/
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« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2006, 05:49:40 pm »


some of these are classic


 
Arizona

• When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.   ****     This first one for Arizona is ridiculous. Why do criminals sometimes seem to have more rights than victims in this country? 

• You may not have more than two dildos in a house.  ******  Good thing Dark doesn't live in Arizona eh?

Arkansas
• A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
 Grin Ike Turner should have bought a house here.


California
• Bathhouses are against the law. (I think this law may have been overlooked in S.F.)


Florida

• Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.  -- Shocked Shocked I don't even want to know how this came about.

• When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.  (Coming from the strip club capitol of the world)

Georgia

• Signs are required to be written in English.   We need more love


Louisiana
• It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.     AHHAHAHAHAHH!!


Minnesota

• A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.

• Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.

Am I missing something Minn? - New state slogan =  "Minnesota, Home of the Chicken F**k*r"

Ohio
• It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.       

Don't you need an ocean to go whaling? wallbashing



Texas

• A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

Um...yeah....I'm gonna come over and kill you tomorrow.  What's a good time? 


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England


It is illegal to see a dentist.
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« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2006, 09:59:09 pm »

Hawii
• Billboards are outlawed.

     The city I live in has a similar law, and additionally, no business may use a sign that stands more than five or six feet tall, nor may any business use neon on their storefront without the city council's consent. It makes for a significantly more attractive city than otherwise, lemme tell you.
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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2006, 10:48:14 pm »

it's fun how a lot of these laws actually make sense if you think about what the world was like back then when they were passed.

The thing about baggage in England, doesn't that just pertain to airports? I think they have that law in a lot of places in fact.
Oh and the television license, that only has to do with the public service television network, aka via antenna. We have the same thing in Sweden so maybe it's a Euro thing.
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« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2006, 12:24:45 am »

Colorado
• One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
• Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
• No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.
• It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
• Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
Minnesota
• The land of 10,000 lakes declares mosquitos a public nuisance.
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• It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there.
details
• A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
• It is illegal to sleep naked.
• All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.
• Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.

Some of these aren't very dumb. These are the two states I have better knowledge of. Certainly not being able to mutilate rocks (sure, mutilate is an odd word) is reasonable...these parks are our treasures and rocks are a big part of it. The stuff related to Sunday is all blue law stuff...not sure it is quite dumb, though I do consider it a violation of the first amendment. As for Minnesota banning standing around any building without a good reason to be there...this makes perfect sense if you know the Lutheran mentality of the area. Doing flighty things...things without purpose is not appropriate...we are a very moderate, orderly people.

Anyway, it is a good thing I haven't slept naked in Minnesota...if that was a law in Colorado I'd be a criminal (granted, I probably am anyway.)
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« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2006, 06:07:44 am »

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Doing flighty things...things without purpose is not appropriate...we are a very moderate, orderly people.

I'm in MN and I do this everyday Grin
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« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2006, 11:04:09 pm »

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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the  animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)
                             
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,but is prohibited from looking
directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
                             
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
                                                   
(A brick??)
                           
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")
                             
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time  Reason: under Guam law, It is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
                               
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
                                                   
(Ah!  Justice!)
                             
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England but only in tropical fish stores.
                                               
(But of course!)
                             
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens,
her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
                             
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the
same time.
                             
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
                               
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics
may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

(Is this a great country or what? Well . . .not as great as Guam!)
                                 
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
                           
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
                                   
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
                             
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
                                     
(From drinking little bottles of.... ?)
(Did the government pay for this research??)
                         
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah,  geez.)
                             
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
                     
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Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
                     
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And, the best for last:

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2006, 04:35:58 am »

     Actually, it's only one species of turtle that can perform rectal aspiration. I heard that claim in a spam e-mail that a friend forwarded to me, and it smacked of bullshit, so I investigated.
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« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2006, 05:47:34 am »

Thats right Mr L.. 1 species:

http://www.pc.gc.ca/nature/eep-sar/itm3-/eep-sar3b_e.asp
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« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2006, 03:11:37 pm »

We have a couple of weird ones over here...

for instance if i remember rightly there was a law that made it legal to shoot at welshmen in the town of hereford as long as you were using a long bow and not a cross bow! ... i'll have to dig up the details cos there were a couple of corkers Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2006, 06:36:07 pm »

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• You must pay a fine of $600 in Thailand if you're caught throwing away chewed bubblegum on the sidewalk. If you do not pay the fine, you are jailed.

When I was in Thailand a few years back, I was entering a taxi in Bangkok and I threw my cigarette butt on the ground.  A few seconds into my taxi ride we were pulled over and I was dragged out of the taxi and had to pay a $100 fine on the spot for chucking my cigarette butt on the ground.  I paid the fine after I was threatened with jail by the officer.  I have a funny feeling that $100 went right to that cops pocket.

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No one may step on any of the nation's currency.
Thats because the Kings face is on their money, and defacing the king is strictly forbidden. When you exit Thailand you pay a 500baht departure fee. There is a story of some guy who was furious about paying an exit fee, so he ripped the 500baht note up infront of the Thai security officer. The story goes that he was arrested and jailed for 10 years for defacing the King!!!
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« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2006, 07:16:56 pm »

If re-incarnation is real.....please please...can I come back as dolphin 0r a Guam countryside deflowerer?
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