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« on: May 01, 2006, 10:22:51 pm »
Stephen Colbert is my new hero.

Ok, hope you guys take the time to watch this if you havent already.
Setup: Press Correspondent Dinner...with the president in attendance.
These are generally a bit on the 'roasty' side, but have NEVER EVER been this sharp,
or this pointed..or this angry.
Anyone that could find fault at this routine, is in utter denial of reality...and deserves to be upset.
Mr B, and the press got owned hard in this one.....and there was no escape route.

I would Quote FPS Doug here, but dont need a visit by the boys in grey.

http://movies.crooksandliars.com/WH-Dinner-Colber.mov

Took some balls to pull off what he did RIGHT IN BUSHES FACE

FUCK YES! I almost stood and cheered.

For those of you that Dont support the war, and like your satire delivered with a good old fashioned back-handed slap...this clip is for you. Brilliantly written, Colbert Never Once Flinched.
I get the feeling hes one of the few at that level that who as angry as I am.

Never seen anyone stand and take their shot in the presence of the big man himself like this....
and take those shots at the press that failed our country.

Best of all (and you cant see it too clearly in this version) was the look on Mr & Mrs GW faces when it was all over...and the precision of the exit stage right.  Maybe no one told them who Colbert was...

The Lukewarm laughter and half-assed clapping....means he hit his mark.

he tears Bill Cristol a new asshole as well....http://prisonplanet.com/articles/april2006/290406Colbert.htm
(but watch the press correspondent dinner routine first, please)
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« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2006, 10:54:48 pm »
Haha, yeah Colbert and Stewart are great. I wanna read John Stewart's book I heard its good.
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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2006, 11:08:59 pm »
FINNALY SHEIX!! YOU'VE SEEN THE LIGHT

Yes... Stephen Colbert owns, in fact I like him more then John Stewart (maybe because I have a sarcastic sense of humor). My only problem with him is his support of Jefferey Sachs.

America the Book (John Stewart's book) is excellent.
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« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2006, 11:17:01 pm »
OMGZORXX FINALLY?

Im Sunburned i got so much light...

it mortifies me to think that you thought i was a blind gung-ho Bushwar neocon supporter,
just becuase of my devils advocacy...and because i STILL claim to be a conservative republican.

Im stupid, but i aint retarded...or blind.
sorry for letting that get muddy... 
my apologies

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« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2006, 11:48:14 pm »
Then who was your hero before ? Tongue
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« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2006, 04:10:24 am »
brutal.

I'm glad someone said it to the President's smirking, self-satisfied face.
Now let's see if he lives another 6 months.

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« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2006, 07:12:45 am »
Eth, I know you were kidding, but once i got thinking..i realized..with some embarrassment and dread, that i didnt really have one. They've all turned out to be bullshitters, and salesmen. Even the fucking Cookie Monster was sellin shit.

Thats potentially depressing, so.....
If any of you have candidates, it would greatly cheer me up to hear about yours.
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« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2006, 05:59:12 pm »
Ralph Nader. Yes, I know the Larouchites say that he wont save us, and I dont nessicarily agree with everything he stands for, but the two party system in this country is a joke. Only a sustained movement around a 3rd party, at least to put significant pressure on the two current parties to re-examine their positions has any hope of changing things.

That having been said, I have yet to see a President or other political figure who I would describe as my hero. If I wanted to worship a politician, I'd move to Venezuela.
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« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2006, 11:29:53 pm »
NBC was bashing Colbert the other night saying he bombed...

I think they are just being tools
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« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2006, 12:22:02 am »
Of course theyd say that..he raped em in the ass in front of the president.
Thats so fucking retarded that theyd bash that...thats how you KNOW the
fucking cowards have no interest in the truth anymore..

lkjsdlfkjsekslek fucking chicken shit motherffuckers...the LOT of em
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« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2006, 12:57:14 am »
Vote Nader? Omg... If I'm gonna pick a 3rd party person to stand behind, I'm not going to settle for anyone less than Perot. At least if he screws up, I can make fun of those ears for 4 years.

Vote Perot for 08... Especially if you didn't vote for him in the last 2 (or was it 3) elections he ran in. I know I didn't.

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« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2006, 02:05:27 am »
Yeah, Colbert boomed.  Of course, that media meme comes from the very people he was lancing.

I guess people don't like getting their noses shoved in their own shit.
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« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2006, 05:28:04 am »
you made my day sheix... that was great Grin
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« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2006, 07:27:03 am »
lol krush! good.

Ive just been reading in different places on the net...more about that PRESS backlash against it,
but a Civilian SURGE of people hunting that clip. ive used a gig and a half of upload bandwidth sending it to everyone i know..

It is insanely popular with everyone but those who work for the 'free' blind press it seems.
In its first 48 hours on YouTube...it got..2.5 MILLION views.

Cspan made em take it down, as well as off of Steak and Cheese, Ifilm, and others.

Amazing..all that press bashing it..and not a FUCKING ONE OF EM,
acknowledging WHY so many people have been hunting that clip.
I dont think the meme will take hold..too many people that have seen it, know..

hell, we ALL know.

Im so anxious to see the midterm elections..i mean like Superbowl anxious.
Those will tell us how serious america is about turning things around. Im not entirely convinced that a dem house would really fix things, but it will CERTAINLY get the ball rolling and scare the repubs into distanceing themselves from Mr. B.
Well, theyre already doing that..everyone but McCain, that is..

If you're a conservative, and he runs..i beg you..truly beg you..do NOT vote for him.
Hes a snake in the gras..
Was a hero sure...but NOW is a snake in the grass..

Although, its funny that the clips the media shows are the least entertaining portions of the clip..such as him in the back of the car screaming, and the runnng around, but NOT the finer points.

fuck it..its already out.
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« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2006, 06:15:02 am »
is there any place I can download it from?  This is something I could watch a lot... anytime I'm in a shitty mood I'd just slap this on the screen.
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« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2006, 08:26:52 am »
if you cant find it, id be happy to Ichat it to you.
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« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2006, 12:16:43 am »
It's on college humor somewhere in 3 parts thats where I watched it.
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