Israel readies forces:

[Croosch]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2089-1920074,00.html

cO.weak: Iran is gonna pwn Israel from the sound of it
cO.luna-c: sweet
cO.Jerk: uh
cO.Jerk: other way around
cO.weak: no way
cO.luna-c: israel is gonna pwn iran? lol
cO.Jerk: iran wont have nukes for 2 plus years
cO.weak: they got nuclear GLs now
cO.luna-c: oh shit
cO.weak: they are gonna spam the spawn
cO.luna-c: where can i get one?
cO.Jerk: they arn't weaponized yet
cO.luna-c: a nuke gl
cO.Jerk: er tac nuke
cO.weak: they are gonna put the nuke shit in molotov cocktails
cO.weak: and just chuck them
cO.Jerk: good idea weak
cO.luna-c: lol
cO.weak: yeah
cO.weak: Israel hax though
cO.Jerk: tru
cO.weak: they got ret lock
cO.luna-c: and they have the u.s.
cO.Jerk: they get extra spawns
cO.weak: US is gonna be afk
cO.Jerk: in the for of us intervention
cO.weak: wont be back until 8EST
cO.Jerk: negtaive
cO.weak: and the cb is already scheduled
cO.Jerk: john micain will become pres
cO.Jerk: and then we attack iran
cO.weak: Iran asked for the cb so Israel is gonna host first
cO.luna-c: yea but the us will take the warning points and reschedule
cO.Jerk: exactly
cO.weak: Iran has different mods... a map pack i think so US cant get in
cO.Jerk: LOL
cO.luna-c: us will hack in though
cO.weak: but they dont have premiumn, so they use laggy ass TS server
cO.luna-c: for sure
cO.Jerk: US has those tranparent cmd maps, and a kdx server
cO.weak: they use Mr. T maps
cO.Jerk: +full screen nv
cO.weak: and z][t reticules
cO.luna-c: but iran has the z][t command maps
cO.luna-c: and if you havent seen those, damn!
cO.Jerk: meh
cO.Jerk: their allright
cO.weak: Israel is gonna get the good spawn
cO.luna-c: israel has numbers because iran couldnt get enough guys online
cO.weak: Iran wants 4v4
cO.weak: but Israel cant host that many
cO.Jerk: iran doesn't get oicw or any gls
cO.luna-c: israel is all over the rockets
cO.weak: Israel camps though
cO.Jerk: they have to use ak-74s
cO.Jerk: w/ hand nades
cO.weak: Iran will have nade bug
cO.Jerk: while israeel gl spams like kk
cO.Jerk: iran doesn't even get sensors
cO.weak: I hope Iran asks for replays
cO.Jerk: no, the UN will not help
cO.luna-c: but one of the israel guys fails the cheat test
cO.weak: Fridge is on Iran
cO.weak: he just joined
cO.Jerk: israel has to put up w/ euro server
cO.Jerk: lag that is
cO.luna-c: no, US intervenes and forces a dedicated on US soil
cO.Jerk: lol
cO.weak: Lee Harv will host

The article explains the real issue pretty well.

[(SiX)Sheixhundt]

thank you.

That was as funny as anything ive ever seen posted here.
 

sounds about right to me!
gg guys...

hahahah just reread it..thats REALLY FUCKING FUNNY SHIT...
i love you silly fuckers.

[Ethion]

That was just stupid.

[(SiX)Sheixhundt]

ethion,

You are such a buzz-kill.
why you have to say shit like that?

I want to kick you in the epiglottis with doc martens for that one.

[Civrock]

*too long quote*

LOL! Funniest chatlog I've read in a while.

[Ethion]

ethion,

You are such a buzz-kill.
why you have to say shit like that?

I want to kick you in the epiglottis with doc martens for that one.

Cause i'm sooooo pro-israel.. I think that's the correct formulated thing for it. I like the country. 

[:V: Stripes]

Why you like it?

[Ethion]

Why you like it?

Stripes, you have nothing to say. You don't even know what Hamas stands for.

[:V: Stripes]

Explain..

[Ethion]

Explain..

I don't need too, cause it won't change your opinion on what Palestine is, and what they stand for.
You would still see Israel as corrupt country, and that it's the palestine peoples country.
And don't come here with that your grandpa got killed in a rocket attack.

Groups like Hamas kills israeli people as well, sometimes even more.

[:V: Stripes]

You're the biggest jerk on earth ethion.

And if you really are that smart, then you would of have known it is Palestines country and that Isreal invaded it.

I don't care what you think, i care for justice.. and what Isreal was doing wasn't fair, i can say that it is getting better tho..

Sorry for taking over your thread LUNA-C.
i just hoped somebody would shut up Ethion.

You wont see more from me in this thread.

Stripes

[Ethion]

You're the biggest jerk on earth ethion.

And if you really are that smart, then you would of have known it is Palestines country and that Isreal invaded it.

I don't care what you think, i care for justice.. and what Isreal was doing wasn't fair, i can say that it is getting better tho..

Sorry for taking over your thread LUNA-C.
i just hoped somebody would shut up Ethion.

You wont see more from me in this thread.

Stripes

And how on EARTH have they been Invading Palestine? The country was given to the israelis/jews by the UN.
Sure, they have been changing the borders as they want too, but they do it for their own safety.

If it someone they should bomb, it would be the UN. Not Israel.

And Stripes, before you try and stir something up, you might want to read up on some research. By that I mean, that you shouldn't ask your parents, as they will only be one sided.

Sure, I can be one sided too, but that doesn't mean I read up on what is going on down there. As you have been living in Denmark for most of your life.

Created in 1987 and connected to the Muslim Brotherhood movement in Egypt, Hamas's charter calls for the destruction of the State of Israel, as well as of any secular Palestinian government that may be set up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamas


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Oh, and Sheix. Don't try and flame me. You won't be able to stop me.

[spike]

wtf? chill the fuck out

[BFG]

And how on EARTH have they been Invading Palestine? The country was given to the israelis/jews by the UN.
Sure, they have been changing the borders as they want too, but they do it for their own safety.

Possibly the ironicly funniest thing i have heard on the forums for quite a while...

"how on earth have they been invading Palestine.... sure they have been changing the borders as they want to"

Anyhooo, lovely little convo had me chuckling for a while there ty

[Ethion]

And how on EARTH have they been Invading Palestine? The country was given to the israelis/jews by the UN.
Sure, they have been changing the borders as they want too, but they do it for their own safety.

Possibly the ironicly funniest thing i have heard on the forums for quite a while...

"how on earth have they been invading Palestine.... sure they have been changing the borders as they want to"

Anyhooo, lovely little convo had me chuckling for a while there ty

BFG, you could say it's war down there. That is why they are changing the borders as they want too.
I believe it's wrong, they should be able to have a one real border.

But in my point of view, they aren't invading. Invading is when you take over a country by force.
And the palestine people still got a "country".

[Macuber]

I think we need to get a hold of Jon Stewart and tell him to put Luna, Weakspot, and Jerk on!
Great delivery and timing you 3! Had to chuckle myself.

[(SiX)Sheixhundt]

Oh, and Sheix. Don't try and flame me. You won't be able to stop me.

Someones having a trip-out in a 'humor' thread.

[Croosch]

how did palestine get into this... I've had enough, you're all getting slapped and yes, that is a whip.

[theweakspot]

...you try to make a little political joke about what looks to be the next world war and SOME PEOPLE get all ex-gf crazy on you...


RESTARTROUND EHTION AND STRIPES ARENT BEING FUNNY

[jerkasaur]

And how on EARTH have they been Invading Palestine? The country was given to the israelis/jews by the UN.
Sure, they have been changing the borders as they want too, but they do it for their own safety.

Possibly the ironicly funniest thing i have heard on the forums for quite a while...

"how on earth have they been invading Palestine.... sure they have been changing the borders as they want to"

Anyhooo, lovely little convo had me chuckling for a while there ty

BFG, you could say it's war down there. That is why they are changing the borders as they want too.
I believe it's wrong, they should be able to have a one real border.

But in my point of view, they aren't invading. Invading is when you take over a country by force.
And the palestine people still got a "country".

Without taking 30 minutes to discuss the semantics between invading, occupying, and reoccupying, Isreal continues to hold land that was not granted to them by the UN and continues to punish a people who's territory has been conquered and colonized for the last 90 odd years.

They had a "real" border, but after those pesky Arabs invaded, they didnt seem to want to stay inside of it. And now, griped by hysteria, they are hopefully creating their final border in the form of one big long illegal fence (30 foot concrete wall describes it better). GG Israel!