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« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2004, 07:15:53 am »
Are we allowed to eat the sheep?

Or rape them at least?

What if we just let our cats use them as scratching posts?
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« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2004, 10:55:41 pm »
This is crazy Mauti, just tell us what it is. Or at least tell me so I can laugh at others.
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« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2004, 10:58:46 pm »
Quote from: -MP5-SNiPE-a2- on August 14, 2004, 07:15:53 am
Are we allowed to eat the sheep?

Or rape them at least?

What if we just let our cats use them as scratching posts?

Eating and raping your sheep is strictly forbidden in the DBL.

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Now if only I didn't take AP and Honors classes...

Life is far more enjoyable when you don't care. School should be a very low priority. Don't let teachers bullshit you with the "You need these grades to get into a good college". Fuck college, I'd rather enjoy my life while I still can. Just a little advice.  
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« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2004, 12:59:17 am »
Yes, I would rather enjoy my life too, having graduated from a solid college with a degree and gone on to work in a well paying and satisfying field. Then to support a family and have enough money to travel the world(or live in italy)


course, there's always mcdonalds, they'll hire you without a college degree



back on topic: sheep of the world unite!
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« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2004, 01:02:14 am »
Spike, I'm not saying drop out of school, and live completely for the moment. I'm saying that I'd rather get Bs and Cs, but enjoy life, than get As, and have my life be school.

God bless the sheep.
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« Reply #25 on: August 17, 2004, 01:09:02 am »
I thought the same thing until my bad grades prevented admission to the college of my choice, and then I looked back and realized that I wished I had tried harder.



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« Reply #26 on: August 17, 2004, 04:02:12 am »
guys i already called the sheep.  you know the king.of.pop loves his barnyard animals almost as much as he loves his children.

please, if you have any sympathy for the king of pop, lemme have my sheep.  besides they took my kiddies away from me so all i have to look forward to now are my sheep.

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« Reply #27 on: August 17, 2004, 04:04:16 am »
Careful, KOP. Everyone has to pass a perversion test before they can take custody of their sheep.
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« Reply #28 on: August 17, 2004, 05:51:27 am »
Quote from: Typhy on August 17, 2004, 04:04:16 am
Careful, KOP. Everyone has to pass a perversion test before they can take custody of their sheep.

Typhy's perversion with sheep, goats, and other farm animals in Alaska is legendary.

lol....I just couldn't resist![/size]
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« Reply #29 on: August 17, 2004, 06:26:43 am »
well that put a kink in things didn't it?
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« Reply #30 on: August 17, 2004, 07:45:21 am »
I don't wanna sound like a sissy or nothin' but.. .

As I still live at home with my parents, they walk around the house... and.. . I'll just get straight to the point.. . Get rid of your avatar kuza!  Grin
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« Reply #31 on: August 17, 2004, 08:26:21 am »
It does not show nipples.. Its just big breats in a tight shirt.. You can see more on regular TV
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« Reply #32 on: August 17, 2004, 08:27:01 am »
Quote from: Toxic::Joka on August 17, 2004, 07:45:21 am
I don't wanna sound like a sissy or nothin' but.. .

As I still live at home with my parents, they walk around the house... and.. . I'll just get straight to the point.. . Get rid of your avatar kuza!  Grin

OMFG I KNEW IT!

JOKA'S GAY!

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In other news, me and Typhy have devised a devilish plot to steal everyone's sheep. But we'll need 2 ski masks, 14 smoke grenades, 2 pairs of night vision goggles, 12 gallons of sheep tranquilizer, and a minigun that shoots sheep tranquilizer darts.

Can anyone help us out in our quest for these supplies?
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« Reply #33 on: August 17, 2004, 08:55:57 am »
I can get the night vision, the smoke grenades and the ski masks. However, we still need help with the other stuff.
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« Reply #34 on: August 17, 2004, 10:58:10 am »
Quote from: -MP5-SNiPE-a2- on August 17, 2004, 08:27:01 am

OMFG I KNEW IT!

JOKA'S GAY!

Thats not what my girlfriend thinks  Wink
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« Reply #35 on: August 17, 2004, 03:09:04 pm »
Quote from: Typhy on August 17, 2004, 08:55:57 am
I can get the night vision, the smoke grenades and the ski masks. However, we still need help with the other stuff.

Come on Typhy, you know you have sheep tranquilizers!
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« Reply #36 on: August 17, 2004, 06:32:45 pm »
She doesn't know?! :O
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« Reply #37 on: August 18, 2004, 06:46:56 am »
She's gonne be pissed Joka.

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Back on topic, i still say the 5 sheep that i have should get me bonus points for something.

(and btw, hailing from the same clan as KOP, and having to listen to him on NF, i can tell you for certain he passes the perversion test hands down, and i dont even know what is on it)
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« Reply #38 on: August 18, 2004, 08:05:32 am »
Quote from: Toxic::Joka on August 17, 2004, 07:45:21 am
I don't wanna sound like a sissy or nothin' but.. .

As I still live at home with my parents, they walk around the house... and.. . I'll just get straight to the point.. . Get rid of your avatar kuza!  Grin

All in favor of me keeping the boobs say oi!
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« Reply #39 on: August 18, 2004, 01:47:07 pm »
Nay, somebody think of the children...before checking safari's other tabs.
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