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Haha, sorry brain, I'll stop spamming here.

Liar, ?camera's battery died?, you blew up your camera as well didn't you?

THe other day i blew something up.............
it was a m-80 i placed in a milk jug with a candle in it
it blew up and the candle was in many pieces
then the park rangers caught me
and i was in deep shit

Hmm, my most memorable pyro experience:
Two July 4ths ago, my friend and I were messing around with these really big rockets he had bought, and his cam corder. Well, I found a model airplane in my garage, and made a few cuts into it. First, we filled up most of the inside of the plane with modeling glue (very flammable =D). Then, we tore the afterburner off of the back (I think it was a F-16), pulled the model apart a bit, and shoved a very large rocket inside where the afterburner usually would be. it was about a foot long, and 2 inches thick, it also had a flare in it when it went off. It was a pretty big model airplane, so we got about 6 inches into the hole. This sounds disgusting. lol. But anyways, my friend made a little pilot out of clay, painted it and everything, then we stuck him in the cockpit. We squirted more modeling glue inside for good measure, then we decided to send our plane on a trip. We lit the rocket, got a few feet back, and started rolling the camera. The plane only went forward a few inches, but with the rocket going and the flames shooting out the back it looked like it was flying on the film. Then with the loudest bang I ever heard, it blew up into about 6 pieces. Some of the modeling glue had caught on fire, but not a lot. Our little pilot had caught fire though, so we got some pretty funny footage of the clay pilot burning to death. Another memorable experience from that day, I was filming and my friend was launching the same types of rockets out of PVC pipes. Well, one of them he took the stick off of, and it came straight at me as I was filming. I was able to run away from it and track it on the camera at the same time. It was great lol. Same sorta thing happened this July 4th, except the rocket went straight into a group of us (i think there was about 8 of us sitting on lawn chairs), and it landed on the ground next to this kid's mom, who was drunk at the time and couldn't get up and run away fast enough. Her arm ended up catching on fire. Pretty funny, good thing she wasn't hurt though.

Thats because my other posts were deleted because it was spam and this is a spam thread.

  Yeah spam threads own all. Congrats kami   And Matt, when's that new you coming out?  

See what happens when I leave.....Mass Hysteria. You fools are probably all on your ways to getting pwned by Mauti. Then I'll have complete and total domination over the forums. Next stop...YOUR LIVES. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...cough. Oh my....I started to sound like Typhy. I think I might need a wheelchair. Maybe a clan leader who loves me. Jeb...how come you can't make love to me like Typhy and Rapid do to each other. Why is it that they have to be the privileged ones. You know what...fuck it. Im marrying my right hand.

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