Let's do a forum story. The way this works is, each participant adds to the story in some way (a sentence or two, a paragraph, a page, whatever), and everyone has to work off of the sum total of the story so far. There's only a couple of rules: no killing off characters or otherwise running the story into a dead end, no using the story as an elaborate (or more likely, not elaborate) form of personal attack, and most importantly, if you're not going to play along, don't participate. Thank you. Let's proceed.

     Michael was walking along the sidewalk downtown in the city, sipping a quadruple mocha espresso from Starbucks. He had already moved past the self-recrimination over spending $8.00 on a cup of coffee, and now was moving on to a nice, leisurely caffeine high. His mind was jumping around like a flea in a frying pan as the caffeine really took effect and he was walking faster and faster without realizing it. He rounded a corner while staring distantly at a lamppost and considering how strange a world it would be if electricity flowed downhill like water and then wham! Michael was sprawled on the concrete of the sidewalk, fully four dollars' worth of coffee in an elongated puddle nearby, and the dazed-looking woman Michael had just collided with was trying to regain her bearings a few feet away. Michael blinked and shook his head.

The woman smiled back.   "Do you have a name?", Michael asked.  'Yes, I have', she replied.  "Well, then, what is it?"

... her cell phone rang.  She paid no real attention to it, although the sound drove Michael crazy.

? "Mauti, she asked, is that your real name? You sound awfully familiar".  

After a moment's hesitation, Michael's answer was:

gotta break a rule here.


all of a sudden, a runaway train, derailed and speeding down main street, smashed into imat, taking him to a far away land. Mauti was jacks complete lack of surprise, seing imat was a turd and had it coming. he then derobes himself and lays down on the curb and morphs into bronto; half man, half donkey. bronto reveals the m60 he was hiding in his loin cloth and strolls into the local pub...

but suddenly(here  the story goes wild) marsians come down and notice the retarted infantile race called Bronto,and they are wondered,because,they only know smart monkeys,and Homo Sapiens,and Suddenly Homo Bronto emerges out of the shades,a creature more repulsive then anything the whole world could have ever imagined.He had the brains the size of a ? well something very small,even the writer's fantasy can't imagine anything to compare with the infantile intelligence of the being.It was ugly,and had a certain small thing,underneath a curl of pubic hair,wich they discovered,during the autopsy in their UFO.It was a penis!
They tortured the disgusting creatures for ages,lifetimes.And suddenly,while they abducted the repulsive  retarted creature,all the bad energy,racism,facism,hatred?was gone! everything was led back to this one ugly being..
Back on Earth Mauti suddenly felt lonily,and she went to look her half-dead iMat with his huge dick and unbelievable actractiveness..

...suddenly turn Mauti into a bird. iMat woke up from his "death" and preceeded to shoot the bird. The bird strugled as it tried to stay alive, but eventually fell. iMat hungrily looked at the dead bird and...

Yeah I was sorta enjoying this thread untill iMat and Flame started posting.

Me? I didn't do anything 11 year oldish...