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« on: December 08, 2005, 03:43:24 pm »

When Osama bin Laden died, he was met at the Pearly Gates by George
Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to
destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
 
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted
to end our liberties but you failed."
 
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I
allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
 
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was
evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
 
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66
other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.
 
As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, the Angel Gabriel appeared.  Bin Laden
wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."
 
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you
in Heaven. What did you think I said?
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« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2005, 03:58:00 pm »

lol gs....Nice
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« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2005, 04:01:24 pm »

hahaha, that would be a bit of a bugger Wink
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« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2005, 01:28:20 pm »

yeah..as if 72 virgins is something look forward to....
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« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2005, 03:05:18 pm »

... Id be freaking sore after a fortnight of working my way through that lot...

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« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2005, 03:19:39 pm »

... Id be freaking sore after a fortnight of working my way through that lot...

raw

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You naughty ol' man you..  Shocked
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