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« on: April 03, 2004, 04:11:50 am »
Ok some guy at school is like "I cant wait for the day that you have to touch your toes" or some statement similar to that.  I'm not sure what he means, but i dont think it has anything to do with homo sex, and i think it may involve drugs or something.  Anyone know?
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« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2004, 04:13:52 am »
Could be something involving sodomy, like "dropping the soap" i guess.
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« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2004, 04:43:24 am »
it has nothing to do with that cringe. im sure.

Edit:  btw, the guy is like "as soon as you figure out what it means you are gonna be like "oh shit!"....any ideas?  I think it has something to do with drug or alcohol use...

haha i probably sound really strange...
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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2004, 05:29:04 am »
No, Cringe was right. Touching your toes is when a big guy comes up behind ya and tells ya to touch your toes. You do, and then the sodomization process begins. Kinda like dropping the soap, only you have a tad bit of warning. Bad times.
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« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2004, 06:16:19 am »
If you would like a dipiction of this act, watch American History X. Great movie, great sodomy. How many stiches does he need? Like 8?
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« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2004, 07:42:50 am »
Quote from: Spike.aHa on April 03, 2004, 06:16:19 am
great sodomy.

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« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2004, 08:24:31 am »
so basically ima get drunk and they are gonna take me to a homo whorehouse or something?
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« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2004, 04:34:34 pm »
Woah, watch it with the gay conspriacy theorys. Believe it or not, not every gay guy out there wants to sodomize you.

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« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2004, 10:09:46 pm »
He could actually mean that in a good way...that you are in a bad shape and can't touch your own toes...and hopefully you will start to exercise to achieve this toe toching thingy........or he may just want your but. Who knows Huh
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