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« Reply #20 on: February 13, 2003, 06:34:27 pm »
...dies while Michael is massaging his aching back. Michael then suddenly finds himself on a big field and starts walking towards a ranch...
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« Reply #21 on: February 13, 2003, 09:30:38 pm »
... which is really a bar. Inside he sees many dead people, a rabbi, a priest and...
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« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2003, 05:25:14 am »
...twenty squaredancing cowboys. Michael, who was raised at a ranch himself, immediately joins the dance. As he starts to dance, the cowboys stop dancing, the music dies, and everyone in the bar turns to look at him...
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« Reply #23 on: February 14, 2003, 05:30:56 am »
....and see that he actually has no pants. They point and laugh at him, while he shakes his junk in all the mens faces, ignoring all the ...
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« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2003, 07:52:47 am »
     ...waltzing llamas who just came in the door. Suddenly, the bathroom door flies open with a crash, and...
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« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2003, 01:07:30 am »
...out comes a herd of hamsters and all the waltzing llamas start to scream! The cowboys immedaitely start firing at the hamsters with their flamethrowers and...
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« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2003, 11:42:43 am »
     ...the flames from the ensuing firefight (no pun intended) ignite the bar, which burns to the ground with a whoosh and a blast of hot air. Michael opens his eyes, which he had squinted against the sudden heat, and finds himself again hurtling down the psychedelic tunnel of funk.

     Michael checks himself for injuries, finds none, and looks around. "Well, THAT was fucked up."
     A bright light appears ahead of Michael in the tunnel. It grows brighter and bigger, until Michael finds himself surrounded by light. Dazzled, he blinks his eyes and finds that...
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« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2003, 04:36:44 pm »
...Col. Kilgore had ordered another napalm strike! Col. Kilgore breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Smells like...victory." Just then...
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« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2003, 11:47:36 pm »
...a squad of stormtroopers ran in and shot all the lamers with their blasters, after the firefight is over a tall man all clad in latex walks in and...
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« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2003, 11:55:55 pm »
     ...says, "Whoa... Whoa... Whoa... Whoa..." The tall man looks puzzled, very much resembling a poodle trying to understand quantum mechanics. He says, "Whoa." There is a flicker of mental activity behind his eyes, and the faint smell of smoke. He struggles, then says, "I know Kung-Fu." He looks pleased with himself, until the midget's lead pipe impacts the bridge of his nose. As the tall man falls over...
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« Reply #30 on: February 16, 2003, 12:59:39 am »
...the stormtroopers take off their helmets, one of them says, ?that sure was fun, let's go play by the pool guys?, and they all leave while humming the starwars theme. As the latex clad man comes to his senses again he stands up, falls over, hits his head against a medium sized stone and again passes out. The midget suddenly falls over and an alien pops out of his ripped up stomach and says...
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« Reply #31 on: February 16, 2003, 01:51:26 am »
     ..."My Hibachi is busted; can I borrow yours?"...
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« Reply #32 on: February 16, 2003, 04:53:19 pm »
...but as there is no one there who is conscious, it farts and skittles away through the ventilation system...
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