Does anyone want this gun?
And this is just plain WRONG.
Annoying In Laws coming over? Politicians at the door? Annoying neighbors having a house party?
DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO??
Dial 1-555-kick-arse, and our friendly and helpful staff of US Navy Sailors and Officers aboard the USS Iowa will be glad to help. The 9"x16'/50 calibur main guns of this fearsome dreadnaught are at your disposal day or night.
Thanks to Kevin Kyle
