Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist. Trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in Speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
A good way to fight terrorism is to insult our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health Care to all Americans is socialism.
HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying about sending our family members to war is strong leadership..
The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades. George Bush's driving and military records are none of our business.
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you deserve our prayers for your recovery.
You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft tells states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.
What Bill Clinton did in the '60s and '70s is of vital national interest. What Bush did in the '70s and '80s is irrelevant.
Oh, and this...
