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« on: April 29, 2004, 01:37:27 pm »
     OK, now this is some funny shit. Enjoy.


    fixed the link - Civ

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« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2004, 02:16:02 pm »
except for the fact that i had to use the Winshit Media Player to watch it... that movie is HILARIOUS! hahaha... i'm laughing without break since 10 minutes now. for me as german it's even funnier cuz i understood it all.

great link, Loth!

LMAO
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« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2004, 05:46:22 pm »
nice find Loth, pretty funny hooa!
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« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2004, 06:08:53 pm »
rofl... k, no not quite,.... not quite. yep finnished laughing lol.

Classic. Now there is a reall quality piece of production! Smiley gotta keep that one for a rainy day
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« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2004, 09:39:47 am »
     Civic or another who understands German, I've been wondering: is that video an actual training film, or is it a short film emulating a training film?
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« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2004, 07:54:05 pm »
HAAAAMBURG!!!  that's my hood.

i was at mediamarkt the other day, and i saw that on DVD for 2 euro. i think it's a joke.
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« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2004, 08:33:08 pm »
Its a piss take isn't it? it musts be... nobody could do a video like that seriously... Huh
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« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2004, 11:14:51 pm »
     Well, I'm assuming it's a joke. But it would be an effective training video, since a video you pay attention to is superior to the normal kind of training video which you mostly ignore. : D
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« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2004, 12:31:27 am »
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA- what the FUCK!?

AHHHAHAHAHAHA.

Sick?but funny?and sick?and very very funny...
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« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2004, 02:17:03 pm »
I really wish i knew some... ok any... german. could someone translate just a wee bit of what the heck they are talking about? especially the happy fat bloke at the start Wink
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« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2004, 06:06:47 pm »
Oh man.. I need to convert that to .mpeg! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2004, 05:15:10 am »
my favorite part is when those two are impaled on the forklift and the one guy can't hear because of his safety ear muffs ( mmm safety muff)
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« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2004, 11:36:25 pm »
hahahahahha

I'm still crying from that video. Great stuff Loth.
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