THE FIRST ADVENTURE OF FOXY AND JACKAL!

[Jackal.aHa!]

THE ADVENTURES OF FOXY AND JACKAL!

GrayFox.FrEaK: anyone ever see those Armored Cars and have a urge to want to rob it?
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: i want to hump them
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: then when they are trying to stop me
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: someone else robs
GrayFox.FrEaK: lmao
GrayFox.FrEaK: sweet
GrayFox.FrEaK: ok
GrayFox.FrEaK: you are my partner
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: awesome

WILL THEY DO IT?

GrayFox.FrEaK: go hump that truck!

I GUESS SO!

 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! finds truck
***FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: pulls down pants
***FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: slips on rubber
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! bangs the exust pipe
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: o yeah!
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK robs the truck
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: oyeah!
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: lol!
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK runs off
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! giggles
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: i dont wanna stop
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK comes back with a corkscrew dildo
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: yay
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK shoves it up jackys ass
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: ouch!
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: i'll stop, i'll stop!
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK laughs
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! stops banging the pipe
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK slaps jacky in the face with the dildo
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: ouch
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK runs
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: starts humping the cops
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK comes back
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK throws doughnuts at the cops
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! dry humps officer clark
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK runs away
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: rob foxy, rob!
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK robs the cop car of stupid shit
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: MUHAHAH
GrayFox.FrEaK: like those police sport cards
GrayFox.FrEaK: hahahahaa
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! runs into the closest bank
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK follows jackal
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: STICK YOUR HANDS UP OR THIS IS GOING IN YOUR ASS
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! points at dick
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK holds up a corkscrew dildo
GrayFox.FrEaK: This too!
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! bank people freeze
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! they scream
[XF] Rabid: OMG
[XF] Rabid: it's jacky
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! robbing
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK robs the bank
[XF] Rabid: he is the sexiest guy ever
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: rabid i dont wanna be in your gay fantasies
 *** [XF] Rabid crys
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK sees a hot bank teller
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: hops in the getaway car...yells
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK bends her over and takes it to her backyard
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: YOU HAVE 5 MIN FOXY!!
GrayFox.FrEaK: ok ok ok
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! starts the engine
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK hurries
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK blams in her mouf
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! giggles
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK runs out the front door pulling up his pants
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: lets go!
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK hops in the car
GrayFox.FrEaK: go!
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! floors it!
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK shoots out the window!
GrayFox.FrEaK: Back to the hideout!
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: die bastards
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: drives to the kwiki mart
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: muhahah
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK shoots a bum
GrayFox.FrEaK: oops
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: he deserves it
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK thought it was an undercover cop
GrayFox.FrEaK: oh well
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK runs into Kwiki Mart
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! jumps in the freezer
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK shoots the Indian guy
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: cold
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! dry humps apu
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK takes the money and makes an ICEE
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! runs back to the car
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK runs out
GrayFox.FrEaK: go go go!
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK shoots at the gas tanks
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK watches the gas station blow up
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: MUAHAHAH!
GrayFox.FrEaK: WOOOOOO1!!!!!
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK flashes some old people while speeding
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! pulls up to hide out
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK gets out
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! shakes foxy's hand
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: nice job
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK covers the car
GrayFox.FrEaK: yes yes
GrayFox.FrEaK: Good job
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: what rabid
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: thanks you
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! goes into hideout and humps bitches
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK runs into the hideout
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK blams a hottie in the mouf
GrayFox.FrEaK: hehe
GrayFox.FrEaK: lol
GrayFox.FrEaK: umm
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: weee
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: i dont know
GrayFox.FrEaK: Hmm

READ ON!

[Jackal.aHa!]

WAIT THERES MORE!

WHAT WILL THEY DO NOW!!
 
GrayFox.FrEaK: hehe
GrayFox.FrEaK: lol
GrayFox.FrEaK: umm
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: weee
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: i dont know
GrayFox.FrEaK: Hmm
GrayFox.FrEaK: heh
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK jumps in the drivers seat
GrayFox.FrEaK: get in
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: lol
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! jumps in with
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK drives down to the dock
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK ramps off a dock
GrayFox.FrEaK:
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK enables the underwater car mode
 *FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: weee!
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: fun
GrayFox.FrEaK: Yeah
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK runs into a manatee
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: fuck
GrayFox.FrEaK: hahaha
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: i hate them
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! humps it to death
GrayFox.FrEaK: manatee hunting!
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: you mean HUMPING!
GrayFox.FrEaK: *sp
GrayFox.FrEaK: well
GrayFox.FrEaK: I hit them with the sub-car
GrayFox.FrEaK: You can hump them
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: ok, its a deal
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: from my ass
GrayFox.FrEaK: Hehehe, I got underwater torpedos
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: hold on i will get it
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! reachs in ass
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK locks onto a manitee
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: lol
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK fires a homing torpedo
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: DIE!
GrayFox.FrEaK: hehe
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: its not strong enough
GrayFox.FrEaK: oh
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK kicks the dashboard
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! fires fart bomb
GrayFox.FrEaK: fuck
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: hahah die!
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK hops out of the car before it explodes
GrayFox.FrEaK: whew
GrayFox.FrEaK: close one
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK drowns
GrayFox.FrEaK: damnit
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: lol
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: laughs
GrayFox.FrEaK: comes back to life
GrayFox.FrEaK: fuck
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: my farts keep me floating
GrayFox.FrEaK: lol
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! fart
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: floats higher
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK punctures jackys stomach so he wont float
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: fuck
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: whY!!!
GrayFox.FrEaK: lol
GrayFox.FrEaK: you wont die
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: i thought we were lovers!!
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! thinking about the manetee
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: i loved him
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: he made me kill him!
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK slaps jackal in the face with the corkscrew dildo to knock some sense into him
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: bonk!
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: whew thanks!
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK laughs
GrayFox.FrEaK: no problem
GrayFox.FrEaK: umm
GrayFox.FrEaK: fuck
GrayFox.FrEaK: the car sunk
GrayFox.FrEaK: hmm
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: its ok
GrayFox.FrEaK: follow me
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: hold on!
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! reachs in ass crack
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: luckly i put the spare in my ass
GrayFox.FrEaK: omg
GrayFox.FrEaK: You sexy beast
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! pulls out SUV
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: ahhhhhhhh yeah!
GrayFox.FrEaK: what kind?
GrayFox.FrEaK: hmm
GrayFox.FrEaK: ah fuck it
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK hops in
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! humps it
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! hops in
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK puts the 50 Cent cd in
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK bounces
GrayFox.FrEaK: lmao
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: lol!
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! bounces
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! gets horny
GrayFox.FrEaK: oh yeah
GrayFox.FrEaK: omg
GrayFox.FrEaK: no
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! cums on wheel
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: shit
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: sorry
GrayFox.FrEaK: gawd
GrayFox.FrEaK: I ain't driving this SUV
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: this is the adventures of foxy and jakcal
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! jumps out
GrayFox.FrEaK: oh yeah
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK hops out
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: pick a new car my friend
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK slaps a stick of c4 on the old one
GrayFox.FrEaK: run away!
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK blows up the SUV

O NO!

[Jackal.aHa!]

GrayFox.FrEaK: hmm
GrayFox.FrEaK: hmm
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK sees a shitty ass El Camino
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK jacks it
GrayFox.FrEaK: lol
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! humps the burning ashes
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! runs to the camino
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: WEEEEEE!
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK runs over illegal aliens in Los Angeles
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK drives to the border
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: awesome
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! giggles
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK revs the engine at the mexicans running toward the USA
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK spins the tires
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK flies after the mexicans
GrayFox.FrEaK: haha
 *** 1iNe< Snoman shoots the mexicans.
GrayFox.FrEaK: omg
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! die fucking mexicans
GrayFox.FrEaK: where did he come from?
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! shoots snoman
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK sees some stranger in the back
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: this aint your show bitch!
GrayFox.FrEaK: ok w/e
GrayFox.FrEaK: oh well
 *** 1iNe< Snoman takes his last breath and kills jackal.
GrayFox.FrEaK: guest appearence
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! cant die
GrayFox.FrEaK: nooooooo

WHAT WILL OUR HEROS DO!!

 *** GrayFox.FrEaK stomps on snomans crotch
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! uses his cum to fill the wound
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK then throws the body out of the car
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! feels good again
GrayFox.FrEaK: drives to LA
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: drive!
GrayFox.FrEaK: jkhfkjashd
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK stops at a gas station
GrayFox.FrEaK: lets rob the gas station
GrayFox.FrEaK: but
GrayFox.FrEaK: we are in Nevada
r?d_s??p?y: im in nevada
GrayFox.FrEaK: so no apu's here
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: its ok
r?d_s??p?y: where in nevada
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! runs in
 *FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: its apus brother
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK follows jacky
 *FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: apu bro "hello, welcome to the...
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! shoots him
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK laughs
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK steals the Lowrider mags
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! dry humps the beef jerky
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! follows foxy
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK slaps jacky in the face with a slab of cheese
  *** GrayFox.FrEaK shoves tampons up jackys face
GrayFox.FrEaK: *nose
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! smiles
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: heheheheh!
GrayFox.FrEaK: haha
GrayFox.FrEaK: omg

GrayFox.FrEaK: I need to take a piss

 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! waits for foxy
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK grabs the key with the hubcap on it
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: lol
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK runs to bathroom
 *** *FrEaK*The Jackal.aha! laughs
 *** GrayFox.FrEaK comes back out
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: wow
*FrEaK*The Jackal.ah?: you are one fast fox!

THE END

A NEW EPISODE IS ON THE WAY!

[*NADS Foxy]

 *** GrayFox.FrEaK runs away into the desert


                                                   


                                [size=12]FIN Episode 1[/size]

[kami]

You ever thought about the possibility that you might, in fact, be homosexual?

[Mr. Lothario]

     Funny, I was just thinking the same thing, Kami.

[El Ronin]

You boys have too much free time on your hands.
 

[*NADS Capt. Anarchy]

And thanks to the miracle of paper towels, that's all they haveon their hands.

[|MP|Buccaneer]

I find that handy-whipes gets your hands clean better then paper towells.  And then your hands don't smell either.

(what can I say, my woman is 8 months pregnant.  It's not like I'm having sex with her anymore).

[*NADS Capt. Anarchy]

So bucc, are you saying that you jizz on your hands? Or does your dick just really reek?

Personally I prefer TP. Nice and soft.

[Jackal.aHa!]

You ever thought about the possibility that you might, in fact, be homosexual?

Hmmmm, HAHAHAHAHA!

ME GAY?

Thats like saying Shemp was the best Stooge!!

LOL, im just the FrEaK Chancellor of hump, thats my job...to hump everything and anything.

Later

[kami]

So does that mean you admit to being homosexual?

[*NADS Foxy]

Since when does humping make you gay? So you could be fucking a hot chick, and that could make you gay? Wow, didn't know that... Sheeee-it. I better become sterile then huh? Tsk tsk, some definitions can really be took wrong ways.

Anyways, it's all in good fun, not some perverted homosexual fantasy. And please don't complain about the dead bum  

***Episode 2 is in progress***

[sppike.aHa!]

hump master, hump hump hump faster!

[kami]

Couldn't you just leave this thread alone? It was doing great down there.

[hibbity dibbity]

bumbity bump bump

[Saberian 3000]

OK, so they are gay heh.  This is a free country.  I just didnt think that you would try and meet potential mates on GameRanger.  I thought clans were for BL and other non-sexual friendly things.  Oh well, I am wrong I guess lol.  Far out.