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Title: Joke of the Day...from the guy that brought you the Google Trick... Post by: BTs_GhostSniper on December 08, 2005, 03:43:24 pm When Osama bin Laden died, he was met at the Pearly Gates by George
Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed." James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence." The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader. As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, the Angel Gabriel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me." The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said? Title: Re: Joke of the Day...from the guy that brought you the Google Trick... Post by: KoS.Rebel on December 08, 2005, 03:58:00 pm lol gs....Nice
Title: Re: Joke of the Day...from the guy that brought you the Google Trick... Post by: BFG on December 08, 2005, 04:01:24 pm hahaha, that would be a bit of a bugger ;)
Title: Re: Joke of the Day...from the guy that brought you the Google Trick... Post by: Brutha on December 11, 2005, 01:28:20 pm yeah..as if 72 virgins is something look forward to....
Title: Re: Joke of the Day...from the guy that brought you the Google Trick... Post by: BFG on December 11, 2005, 03:05:18 pm ... Id be freaking sore after a fortnight of working my way through that lot...
raw very raw Title: Re: Joke of the Day...from the guy that brought you the Google Trick... Post by: Toxic::Joka on December 11, 2005, 03:19:39 pm ... Id be freaking sore after a fortnight of working my way through that lot... raw very raw You naughty ol' man you.. :o |