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Title: Post your very own Intelligent Design Theory Post by: "Sixhits" on August 19, 2005, 09:16:12 pm With the current drive to eliminate real science from our schools, I thought it would be fun to mock the scientificaly ignorant with various versions of Intellegent Design. In the interest of fairness, of course. So here's mine:
The world was created by the Mighty Cum Shot of Glory, which splooshed all over the barren rock we now call Earth. The Mighty Cum Shot of Glory had in its heart a desire to populate the world with it's infinite fertility. The Cum Shot had a divine purpose, washing the world with His goo, filling the land and the seas and the air with exactly what He wanted. Hence, this is why real women like it on the face. It is absolutely imperative that you realize that observable evidence is at the discretion of the Mighty Cum Shot of Glory. This theory is grounded in Science and not Faith, just as intellegent Design-Christian is supposedly. I fully expect this theory to be discussed in every classroom in America and especially Kansas's class rooms. Title: Re: Post your very own Intelligent Design Theory Post by: (SiX)Sheixhundt on August 19, 2005, 10:29:07 pm « Last Edit: Today at 09:20:53 PM by "Sixhits" » Not only did you take the time to write this piece of crap...you took the time to edit it?? Title: Re: Post your very own Intelligent Design Theory Post by: MUZZY BITVHE on August 20, 2005, 02:01:33 am "Spendiferous!" the mayor says hello. "SIXHITS! SIXHITS" -near by school children.you are a prophet. rejoice in the names of SIXHITS! its is time for us to weight the lives of your kin and reannounce your devotion to the lord. GIVE YOUR LOVE. GOD LOVES CHILDREN!
Title: Re: Post your very own Intelligent Design Theory Post by: Blitz on August 22, 2005, 02:49:27 am Sixhits, I would pwn you with my "design" but it's 5 pages long and I don't think people would be happy about that length of post...
Blitz 8) Title: Re: Post your very own Intelligent Design Theory Post by: Scott_Kevill on August 22, 2005, 01:23:42 pm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
Can I get a "RAMEN!" ? Scott. Title: Re: Post your very own Intelligent Design Theory Post by: NiKLoT on August 22, 2005, 01:35:23 pm lmfao wtf is that.... are we recruiting for a sect or anything?? Maybe the Spaghetti Moster cult, short smc? this is a macgaming league forum, isnt it? or did i miss anything?
Title: Re: Post your very own Intelligent Design Theory Post by: Civrock on August 22, 2005, 02:59:43 pm Hahaha, W-T-F! Pastafarians... I love pasta! RAMEN! ::lol::
Title: Re: Post your very own Intelligent Design Theory Post by: theweakspot on August 24, 2005, 10:58:32 am Quote With the current drive to eliminate real science from our schools I just began teaching at a Math, Science, Technology magnet school, where 80% of my curriculum is completey science inquiry based. but i much rather have had the idea for the Spaghetti thing. Title: Re: Post your very own Intelligent Design Theory Post by: X1|MARCO on August 24, 2005, 05:40:44 pm beware the garlic bread minions that flock around that pastafarian spagettihead
Title: Re: Post your very own Intelligent Design Theory Post by: DarK. on August 25, 2005, 07:35:32 am Dude arent we all pastafarians?
Title: Re: Post your very own Intelligent Design Theory Post by: bloodanguts on August 25, 2005, 05:51:16 pm damn... I wanted to post the Spagetti Monster link :(
O'well, I still am going to... http://www.venganza.org/index.htm Title: Re: Post your very own Intelligent Design Theory Post by: spike on August 26, 2005, 05:40:15 am « Last Edit: August 19, 2005, 05:49:45 pm by (SiX)Sheixhundt » Not only did you take the time to write that one liner ost, but you took time to edit it?? Title: Re: Post your very own Intelligent Design Theory Post by: (SiX)Sheixhundt on August 28, 2005, 04:09:17 pm Not only did you take the time to write that one liner ost, but you took time to edit it?? Yes, because snark is more effective without typos. Title: Re: Post your very own Intelligent Design Theory Post by: spike on August 28, 2005, 04:27:07 pm yeah i know, but i didnt want to edit it ;)
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