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Title: the good ole days Post by: Jeb on August 08, 2005, 09:29:37 am long time no see. I haven't been around to much because i hate most of you, and the rest i don't care enough to hate...
anyways i was going through old cds today and came across some vintage RS pwnage/noob owning/ and quotes circa 2000-2002 so i'm gonna post them up for old times sake. If you have to ask what this is, your a noob, just like ghost sniper. •(uNt• clan website http://homepage.mac.com/farmerjeb/cunt/ rapid's hotdog cart website http://web.archive.org/web/20040519144223/http://htyfoodservices.com/ quotes |ÅK|*Rªp¡d™*: you fucked with the wrong fool bucc SiX.spaz 0: typhy isn't even an admin of his own ass hole Evill: Jeb, I was thinking of selling GR thongs. SiGmA_X.Away: No. I was never Rapid. Evill: OMG! HE SAID WOOT! ‡Äg†‡ C O S S A C K: Wheres my bitches? |ÅK|*|2ªp¡d™*: you're such a homo jeb Evill: "How can it be wrong when it feels so right?" Evill: Talk to Dr Phil on Oprah. ·(uNt·DVS: cops a feel (uNt Mr. Pink: *huggles* ·(uNt·DVS: lol...that chics got a nice dick *DAMN Snake: http://www.akclan.isgay.com/ ‡Äg†‡ C O S S A C K: come on I will give you a reach around Ace: heh, and monkeys are gonna fly out of my butt :P TF6*Dark assasSiN: omg,you porn hardcores...how can u watch that shit? |ÅK| CockCobbler: JUST RAPID HAS MAN BOOBIES AND DIDNT GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL DONT MEAN WE ARE GAY! Buccaneer: So, how is that Jenny Craig diet going anyway? Buccaneer: Caring what idiots think can only screw with your mind. +-KoS-+ √ip3r™: Rapid has jokes? +sTfU+ Meth: Rapid that looks like your boobs on that man's chest +-KoS-+ √ip3r™: someone get rapid to say he's a GR admin << Ace is now known as |ÅK|*S2pid* >> Buccaneer: Gee, I didn't even know that I was a follower of Jeb's, let alone brainwashed. :(uNt: PY.bs!: lets abort some sperm you and i +$tFU+ Lo$eMone¥: why dont chicks just have sex with me rather than masturbate +$tFU+ Lo$eMone¥: rape owns |ÅK|*S2pid*: bucc, we are all brainwashed followers of jeb +-KoS-+ ip3r™: but i got rid of typhy r00t Cokey 0: uhhh you can probably bust a nut humping your mattress +$tFU+ Lo$eMone¥: typhy titty fucks rapid |ÅK|*Råp!d™*: cuz i banged girls hotter than you'll ever get your hands on -*NADS Capt. Anarchy: rapid's "hot girl" looked a lot like lassie to me Evill: PY, it's my aimbot. Evill: jeb, yeah, like these (uNt noobs. *** *NADS gen cookie.ict squeaks Evill: jeb, she said squeak, not squeal. Evill: How is your NOOB clan any different from (uNt? Evill: Rapid has reading comprehension difficulties. Evill: Rapid is admitting he's simple. |ÅK|*AngryDåd*: lol, aggressive homosexuals +$tFU+ Lo$eMone¥: wait is crom peeing on his dog? ·(uNt· Crom: the dog was peing on crom ~£øki~Cøçåiñe Cøwbø¥…: maybe aces mom shoulda seriously consudered terminating her pregnancy ~£øki~Cøçåiñe Cøwbø¥…: and rapid is hung like a mongoose too MattsteR NŒRD: su hoe has dont fuck me fuck urself MattsteR NŒRD: su hoe fuck urself not me and get a descent cpu i need it to fuck my gf +$tFu+ Lo$eMoney: mattster is a scientist Sir Foxy.aHa! FrEaK: Bondo looks like this kid at my school who I wanna punch in the face for being an idiot and looking gay. †{RiP}† Rabid: I'm staying in RiP |ÅK|*Rªp¡d™*: but wait jeb, Mauti doesn't listen to Rapid. solemastermind: typhy can suck on an eskimo penis (|CpK|)*Sassy*: rapid is my bitch Ace.bs!: pfff, you guys wouldnt know a real black guy if he hit you up for a buck for some malt liquor Evill: I'm Evill. Evill: Pwned. *** Evill smacks his bitch up. << SiX.spaz was disconnected (*smack*) >> +-KoS-+ Ultimo: think of rapid being hitler...... and then read the chapter on how hitler kills himself +-KoS-+ √ip3r™: SU PHONE Ace.bs!: jeb and i bukake'd a chick cop SiX.spaz: I'M NOT A JEW, AND THE ALMOST 6 INCHES OF PENIS I HAVE IS PLENTY SiX.spaz: jeb, i have no reason to lie about my penis SiX.spaz: i'm not a fucking heeb Buccaneer: not that I have anything against a good facial or peral necklace, but bukakkies don't do it for me Jeb. A bit too much over the top. Description: ¥øµ'v∑ Jµ§† ß∑∑∏ Ågg®∑§§ÏvL¥ πøøß∑d ߥ ·(uNt· |ÅK|*Räpíd™*: No, KoS OWNS me Evill: Your mom competes more with GR than GameSmith. She takes too much of my time as it is. :(uNt: deeveeuhs.pwn…: goddamn poutine eating, Parti Quebecois supporting, Allouette loving frog Ace.bs!: i wish my sister were that ugly Ace.bs!: jewb, ill shove that cattle prod straight up your ass Buccaneer: I don't care who's wearing the strap on, just who's wearing the dress. *AGT* Cossack: its not against the law to do gay porn GETF|rock|ÅK|: OMFG MAT UR GAY UR LIL U GOT NO HAIR ON UR BALLS OR UNDER UR ARM PIT Evill: Cut the bullshit |420\WildBill: So how can someone with CUNT in their name get to stay on? +-KoS-+ Ultimo brb: shit, more then just black peole << GETF|Dirty Sanchez is now known as |ÅK|*ƒå†p1d >> SiX.spaz: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A VIRGIN SiX.spaz: BEING A VIRGIN AINT THAT BAD! I AM A VIRGIN! DEA] GOD: go back to your jew hating +sTfU+ Meth: a gaping asshole and a penis can be considered pornographic, yes Evill: HIT THE PAYPAL QUOTA, AND TYPHY AND RAPID GET BANNED! and thats all for now Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: spike on August 08, 2005, 02:16:43 pm (http://homepage.mac.com/farmerjeb/cunt/members/farmerjeb/2am.jpg)
sexy jeb, sexy. Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: BTs_GhostSniper on August 08, 2005, 03:34:45 pm Funny stuff, Jeb. I even got mentioned and this stuff happened a good year before I came onto the scene. ;)
Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: KoS PY.nq.ict on August 08, 2005, 04:53:59 pm You kept the (unt site up! I will now have your babies as promised.
Oh man I really miss all those people up there that were quoted. Well except rapid of course. Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: *NADS Foxy on August 08, 2005, 05:35:00 pm Those were the hilarious times guys, too good to be true. Tickles my fancy to see a quote of mine in there.
Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: Psyks on August 08, 2005, 09:44:20 pm An extended list of GR quotes and conversations
*NADS Rabid: im staying in NADS forever Stfu Rabid: im not leaving stfu †{RiP}† Rabid: I'm staying in RiP Rabid: can I join disney Rabid: can I join Kos? Rabid: Infect plese let me back into fire it’s the only clan I felt good in *NADS lionpants: infect, suck her tit then kill her SiX.spaz 0: typhy isn't even an admin of his own ass hole +-KoS-+ Ultimo: I can't feel my penis! +-KoS-+ ip3r™: but i got rid of typhy |ÅK|*AngryDåd*: lol, aggressive homosexuals Evill: No one told me Bondo was hot. Evill: Rapid has reading comprehension difficulties. *NADS Capt. Anarchy: rapid's "hot girl" looked a lot like lassie to me +sTfU+ Meth: wtf, dog pissed on my jedi knight II manual TF6 Dark assasSiN: maybe its apple juice.....have a lick +$tFU+ Lo$eMoney: meth, it was me, not ur dog +sTfU+ Meth: no wonder the piss stinks like pot Evill: Infection, Hazard, take your duo act back to the Bar & Grill. Evill: Fuck you all. der teufel: god damn foiners [TGD] Sniper Sakon: :-( Tenobkers: oh...perhaps. JaggedEdge: ya Evill were is GHR Evill: Fuck off and die. AltiVec.xbox.gc.pc: EVILL I INSTALLED GR 3.1 AND IT MADE MY PP FALL OFF †<FiRE> Infection.fw…: lol *** [ABSF]Kaiser agrees with evill, this is nice Evill: Whining bitches. WarD: DAMMIT EVILL CANT YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT. †<FiRE> Infection.fw…: Evill: Fuck off and die. Juggler: rescan for games << Padres joined the room >> << BLoTTo started an Age of Empires II room >> << Bophasa joined the room >> << Xero joined the room >> << MiLiTAnt-)( Wolverine joined the room >> << h[c]Weezer joined the room >> {CW}Darc Vexis: I want a downgrade version of GR NOW!!!!!!!!!!! Juggler: thats what i did...all is well [TGD] Sniper Sakon: lmao SoA~Retaks: i was kinda used to how it was too der teufel: dotn change something thats not broken dipshit †<FiRE> Infection.fw…: Evill: I'm a noob and like gay gamelists. *AgT*Ghost: infection ur using gr 2? Jeb-Seattle Brain-Michigan †<FiRE> Infection.fw…: Scott what do you want for Christmas †<FiRE> Infection.fw…: ? << Stoned Smurf started a Ghost Recon Demo room >> ooa | ReapeR: the apple store is sweet |ÅK|*Rªp¡d™*: and his lawyer Navigator Evill: A Nissan 200 SX. +$TfU+ METH: †<FiRE> Infection.fw…: Scott what do you want for Christmas †<FiRE> Infection.fw…: hrmm *afk *agt* .:spike:.: Shit i dont even pay for my internet. << -SW-Mage joined the room >> *agt* Cossack: any of you know how to upload stuff to macclans.com? Evill: www.nissan.com.au/sx/ ~£øki~Cøçåiñ: a woman is merely a life support system for a vagina +-KoS-+ ¯ip3r™: someone get rapid to say he's a GR admin H&K SnaKe: I SAYE THANGS WITGH MY MOUF flooovde: Is Cringe a girl? Quote I'm not trying to turn it into enny thing, and i drefently dont post in every topic. I dont even go into half of the sectoin like the Mod sectoin and etc. And i dont even post that much, like 2-4 a day. If thats to much then just tell me. I'm sry for being such a bitch about this. aktyphy: Dude, sewing owns. :(uNt:ClownLotion: i never want to see old men sucking on penis ever again! †FiRE Infection.fwu: You guys know how Evill always goes "cry me a river"? |MP| Ace.bs!: no infection... most of us arent dumb enough to get permie'd ;) †FiRE Infection.fwu: SUCK IT EVILL! ___ The Construct ___ << [ÅoD] Pixie® left GameRanger >> << {F_U} InslnShock joined the room >> †FiRE Infection.fwu: LONG AND HARD †FiRE Infection.fwu: I love you. << YO is now known as (>§<) YO >> tokey: kewl << m4|MaInMaN (WLA) joined the room >> << {F_U} King Hefner joined the room >> m4|MaInMaN (WLA): †FiRE Infection.fwu: SUCK IT EVILL! tokey: flargh didnt return his premium account << Writ joined the room >> << {NS} Cap. Josh joined the room >> << Mmmm.....Pie left GameRanger >> Evill: "†FiRE Infection.fwu: LONG AND HARD" †FiRE Infection.fwu: I thought you blocked me noob at life that spends his time getting me banned? Evill: "†FiRE Infection.fwu: I love you." m4|MaInMaN (WLA): rofl †FiRE Infection.fwu: =D << Evill joined the room >> -MP5-iBull.RIP†: and casp won m4| iFunny: Rabid now no clan?! †FiRE Infection.fwu: uh oh << (DøTR) Jedi Advocate left GameRanger >> Rabid: ifunny su your whore -MP5-iBull.RIP†: what? †FiRE Infection.fwu: This can't be good. Rabid: first it was MOD Rabid: then EG Rabid: now m4 ___ The Construct ___ << =[Easy]=Cpl. Killian[2ndPlt] left GameRanger >> << Poxy Luxe left GameRanger >> Jackal-X-: im a beta tester for capcpm and sony Jackal-X-: capcom << =[Easy]=Cpl. Killian[2ndPlt] joined the room >> BSC: A cheap wintel machine beats the pants off em' Jackal-X-: LOL *** King Tiger leaves H?®?T1©: i like playing on PS2 more than on here << hUnTeR left GameRanger >> << King Tiger left GameRanger >> Blaster™: sony- the 1 and only! << {ƒ}DMWƒriås|*Lt.BALLS joined the room >> Daleks: all your non-asstastic games are belong to consoles. Jackal-X-: and get hte blue screen more then them << Hot-Diggity-Dog joined the room >> Jackal-X-: the contoler owns....but then again so does the mouse << {CW}Rune left GameRanger >> -MP5-iBull.RIP†: Evill: Right.. now you're fucked. ___ Bar & Grill ___ << 3.Dr. Letum™.phdAFK left GameRanger >> *DAMN Silent Killer: evill, how do u feel about rabid? -MP5-iBull.RIP†: Evill turns off the music and turns up the lights †FiRE Infection.fwu: This isn't going to be a long term punishment is it? Rabid: TF6 TBD -|U|- when it was dead †{RiP}† when it was dead lol -SW- baz: hahah Rabid: evill hates me Evill: Heh. Evill: I just came in to scare you. †FiRE Hazard: haha †FiRE Infection.fwu: bs! -SW- baz: evill what kinda musix u like? †FiRE Hazard: he owned you Rabid: evill dont' do that †FiRE Infection.fwu: Bull scared the shit outta me. -MP5-iBull.RIP†: pwnage! Rabid: you always come in the room -MP5-iBull.RIP†: lol †FiRE Infection.fwu: -MP5-iBull.RIP†: Evill: Right.. now you're fucked. Rabid: and Rabid: do stuff Rabid: lol *DAMN Silent Killer: hey evill, do u have anyone on ignor? -MP5-iBull.RIP†: no Rabid: his evill lhe can't †FiRE Hazard: probably me << CABLE from RCN is now known as CXS >> F°r°E°a°K¨Snelly: probally me :D -MP5-iBull.RIP†: lol †FiRE Hazard: heh << ·M7· Höllenhund™ is now known as ·F·M7· Höllenhund™ >> *DAMN Silent Killer: like GBOSS *DAMN Silent Killer: anoying cock Rabid: I bet you I would be *TF6_ReDuX*: sand niggers have those HUGE ass nipples †FiRE Infection.fwu: KoS has the same b-day as iGnome. +-KoS-+ Ultimo: that sucks [TGD] iGnome: or "installing" new "softwear" in his rented chevette †FiRE Infection.fwu: Something to be proud of iGnome =) [TGD] iGnome: lol no +-KoS-+ Ultimo: LOL ÅcE • Typhy.-a2-: I got lucky and got my head on a corner kick. |S| Doc. Strange: hockey? JåCKåL.aHa!_|1•8•7|: never shave your cock (SEALs) one wave: Could someone please? Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: spike on August 08, 2005, 10:05:15 pm woot, good to see jackal represented in that group. of course, this quote pwns all:
<<Evill is now known as Evill.aHa!>> Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: bronto on August 08, 2005, 10:26:15 pm shit...i made 0 quotes. my internet life is over...OVERRRRAAAAA >:( >:( :(
Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: cookie on August 09, 2005, 02:00:15 am oh snap. that is some irritating background music.
i was digging that sassy unibrow you gave me, though. i should try that look out fo real! Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: KoS PY.nq.ict on August 09, 2005, 03:12:57 am I have some quotes of my own.
*AGT* Cossack: Russian men are like ant drones though, we fuck once, then we are sent off to war and we die *NADS Capt. Anarchy: i like to play with py's balls ?V? Mr.Sniper-Man: i fell over once and accidently sucked a pony dick :-| dvs: i love sucking it KoS Nomad {F_U}: i took off his panties and there it was all crushed and taped b/w his thighs KoS PY.nq.ict: im drunker than Kid Rock's piss +-KoS-+ †?ip3r™: ok, jack me off +-KoS-+ †?ip3r™: lubing up ur hand and putting it on the ground and then thrusting is better than ur toliet paper roll ·(uNt·Prof.Jeb: bigpat shafted me also ·(uNt· ßigpåt: im a drunk cunt now ~£øki~Cøçåiñ: I need something to fuck me...i don't care what just as long as it enters through the ass ?V? Mr.Sniper-Man.su: i wonder if bees jizz ·(uNt·Jeb: i have a acura, cause it has more room in the backseat to go down on surfers in Evill: Who wants to use my hotline server? †TF6 _Dark assasSiN†: sassy the gameranger door nob ·(uNt· 0 B00GER4:20: ejo busts out the ole cock tuck *NADS gen co: capt is a sex machine?! 420.Dr.Bushy™.grif: my dick was bigger when i was born ·(uNt· iBeer™: cookie wanna drop those balls and be a cunt? ·(uNt· ßigpåt: my cock is bent ·(uNt· P¥rex: i like 69 with walt disney |MP|Mr.Lothario™: Every time you go in there to puke, a Pyrex gets his wings... I mean, shoots his load. grif: [5:49 PM] *NADS gen cookie.dwe: i like bukkakke Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: *DAMN Hazard on August 09, 2005, 06:15:06 am Haha, good shit I almost forgot about half of these people.
Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: bronto on August 09, 2005, 06:26:33 am ?V? Mr.Sniper-Man: i fell over once and accidently sucked a pony dick :-|
?V? Mr.Sniper-Man.su: i wonder if bees jizz omfg sniperman LOL. where did he go?? Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: Mr.Mellow on August 09, 2005, 08:31:12 pm No Mellow quotes, shame...And man, I forgot about BigPat and a few other of those guys. I miss those days.
Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: *DAMN Hazard on August 10, 2005, 09:22:32 pm I remember this one
Mr. Sniperman: I humped a marshmallow once Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: KoS Ultimo on August 10, 2005, 09:47:50 pm +-KoS-+ Ultimo: think of rapid being hitler...... and then read the chapter on how hitler kills himself haha! ::applause:: Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: KoS.Rebel on August 11, 2005, 04:17:22 am Owned. Im so relieved i didnt say anything stupid back in the day. But i do remember Ulti saying he couldnt feel his penis...that was the night he was drinking a whole 6 pack by himself and I called him to find out wtf was up and he was like "LISTEN TO ME PLAY FUCKING JINGLE BELLS WITH THE BEER BOTTLES *CLINK CLINK CLINK*" Right about then i hung up...lol
Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: bronto on August 11, 2005, 04:43:04 am a whole 6 pack??? zomg
Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: KoS Ultimo on August 11, 2005, 07:36:11 pm yeah ummm i was 15 and a comp nerd 4 years ago. ty.
Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: bronto on August 11, 2005, 09:35:52 pm ulti, we'll hang out one day.
Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: Stripes on August 12, 2005, 12:00:11 am Sniperman is working/ with gf atm + has a sucky comp.
that was last when i talked to him Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: spike on August 12, 2005, 06:50:20 am the good old days of a few minutes ago
Hazard: im gay << Blind Eye joined GameRanger >> << or|T-Bunny joined GameRanger >> Hazard: spike is my boyerdiend Hazard: SEE Hazard: WE ARE GAY dr.spike: haz doesnt want cookies pants Hazard: WE HAVE SEX dr.spike: CAUSE HE IS GAY Hazard: when im drukne i do Hazard: cause i hcan have cross country fantasies Hazard: but soberi realize no internet advances will worket forem e << Barista started a Battlefield 1942 Demo room >> Hazard: MICROVWAVE TYSOLN SCHIKEN STRIPS ahh drunk haz Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: *DAMN Hazard on August 12, 2005, 06:51:49 am HAHSDHFEFAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ASS BABY SEX Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: cookie on August 12, 2005, 07:05:16 am damn good thing he doesn't want my pants, because there is no way in hell i would give them to him.
erm, logistically speaking...he probably wouldn't fit in them either. :P Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: spike on August 12, 2005, 07:11:28 am omg, cookie stole the green type from me who stole it from lone-wolf
Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: Psyks on August 12, 2005, 08:31:27 am It seems almost every coules of days haz says somthing stupid while he is drunk and it gets posted on the forum...... ::beer::
Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: *DAMN Hazard on August 13, 2005, 01:42:46 am omg, cookie stole the green type from me who stole it from lone-wolf Brain had it first you whorebag Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: cookie on August 13, 2005, 04:47:30 am mines! mines! mines!
(only those of you who have seen the seagull scene from finding nemo, in german, would get that... btw.) Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: Civrock on August 13, 2005, 04:49:28 am *meins
gg Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: BTs_GhostSniper on August 13, 2005, 05:13:45 am mines! mines! mines! (only those of you who have seen the seagull scene from finding nemo, in german, would get that... btw.) I watched it twice with my daughter yesterday, and once today. I've probably seen the movie over 100 times. 6-year-olds have this uncanny yearning to watch the same movie over and over and over and over and over and over...[/size] Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: cookie on August 13, 2005, 05:57:57 am mines is my english version of "meins". people have a hard enough time understanding what i mean as it is.
naja, so ist es. Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: Psyks on August 13, 2005, 07:33:18 am *NADS Mr. Pink: I'm too socially inept to solicit cyber sex
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: Jeb on August 13, 2005, 09:14:38 am what ever happened to spaz?
i really miss making fun of that guy. He was better than rapid, a Baptist virgin who made coffee at starbucks and drove a 89' civic from south bay... If he is still on gr i'll come back to make fun of him, or if anyone (ghostsniper) renues my premium... Also, i have photos of ultimo posing with some plastic gun and a gay fubu sweater, ah 15, what a wonderful time. Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: BTs_GhostSniper on August 13, 2005, 01:32:57 pm If he is still on gr i'll come back to make fun of him, or if anyone (ghostsniper) renues my premium... Ha![/size] Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: KoS Ultimo on August 13, 2005, 10:37:06 pm Also, i have photos of ultimo posing with some plastic gun and a gay fubu sweater, ah 15, what a wonderful time. yeah i was uber pimp status. ::applause:: Title: Re: the good ole days Post by: *DAMN Hazard on August 14, 2005, 06:35:41 am I had a picture of Ult's girlfriend on my old comp, she was pretty hot.
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