*DAMN R6 Forum

I thought 101 pages was a nice healthy number. 

 So, with nothing further 'a do, let the spammage begin again!

1st post.

you arent allowed the first post

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 :'(

jeez... don't take this spam too serious... it's 5.30am and i'm tired... tomorrow i'll be regretting this... ::)

 ::sleep::

Stop spamming up the Spam Drop Box, Civic!!!

Next thing you know, he'll be counting like a little 1st grader.[/size]  ;)

pfft, u were the one that copied it from me and totally exagerrated with it by counting till 50 and more...

 ::hot::

I was just proving that I can count past 50...[/size]

So that's what they taught you when you were in the service?  Im impressed.  :)

Who wants to have sex with BFG and me?

DAMN IT MAAN! wooot, yeah, woot, yeah, etc.

first page and the smam box is allready under attack

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Not sure what a smam box is...are you sure you don't mean the sPam box?

(http://www.indestructible.com/SMAMv2/SMAMv2Main.GIF)

No wonder I never heard of it. It's outdated.

Yep, we had to be able to count all the body bags we filled up.  So counting past 50 was a necessity.  ;)

yayyy for spam drop box 5.0000...

I'm waiting for the Spam Drop Box X. I hear it's going to be very different from all the other previous Spam Drop Boxes.

yeah much more stable - we'll be able to run into the 1000's of pages and it will look stunning! although we will have to wait until Spam box X.3 to really see what it is capable off. They say X.4 will be the daddy though and completely revoluationise the way we spam through a neat way of searching for useless things to post  ;)

Cheap stuff? you mean like the time I "broke" the forum?

I had to much spam today... im fearing the worst so i thought i should prepare myself:









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here you go:

http://spam.abuse.net/

Where did BFG get this pleathora of pictures all of a sudden.  Must have been first hand experiences.  ;D

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgogmgomgomgogmogmog


SPAMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Post 33 (gotta include the first post)

Five bucks says that is Snipe, who is going to have PETA members knocking down his door in just a few minutes...  :D

http://www.druppi.de/actofwar.mov

 :o

very realistic game trailer! ;)

oohoohoho there is so much more stored up, ready and waiting! :D

don't post too much low-quality spam, or else...

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meow

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talking about monkeys, how about some testicule biting chimps :

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&ncid=718&e=3&u=/ap/20050304/ap_on_re_us/chimpanzee_attack

woot, wonder how fast we can get it to 100 pages again?

we have pretty much exactly 7 months to beat then. doesn't sound too hard... ::)

let's do it! ::lol::

we'd need some kind of guiness judge (and by guiness, i dont mean the beer).

somebody bring me a Guiness, quick! :D

 ::morecider::

lol, the last spam box was almost 2000 posts long. I dont want another 1000 useless posts tacked onto my post count.

we all know it's going to happen sooner or later Spike. ;D

US troops get nervous, another tragic day in Iraq:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=564&ncid=564&e=2&u=/nm/20050304/ts_nm/iraq_dc_511

 Can we ban politics from the spam drop box and make a politics drop box, its kind of annoying when at least once a page someone has to post anti-US "news" or opinions?


If we could, that would be much appreciated by most of us US fools.

my post isnt anti-US. Its reality, its news.

How about we keep politics and religion out of 90% of the threads. That could put some years on all of our lives.

I don't know about you guys, but I agree with GS on no politics in the spam drop box...I tried it once, but Wolfie edited my post. Am I the first to have been edited in the spam drop box?

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Finally, we get a true picture of Civic...lol[/size]

nothing against my bathing costume! ;D

I love absinthe. i wish I colud sex it. someone sex me!

tengo de la mota

so thats how the true apple hardcore fan looks like ? scary...

Anyway, lone what is your admin ruling on no politics in the SPAM DROP BOX v5.0?  I dont think we should ban religion since we have not really had that problem from my recolections.

Serious and/or offending post should be banned, this part of the forum should be used for amusment purposes only.

Fuck you Spike!  Oh, yeah....I can say that here!  w00t![/size]  ;)

thought that was your gymnast suit. I'd love to see it creap into your crack while doing a split....Rampage is so lucky!

i so couldn't resist... ;D

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Only one problem....I've NEVER had hair that long!

Oh, and that guys dick is too small.[/size]  ;)

I dont think its his dick...its kinda dunno...eww

http://www.geocities.com/NapaValley/1155/masc_test.html

hrm...

i dunno what this thing is but it looks like it'd be fun to drive up someones ass

(http://www.lazyjames.co.uk/lav/img/beast.jpg)

w00000t, a desktop background and a boot image from me made it on resexcellence.com (http://www.resexcellence.com) today. now guess which ones... ;D

 ::applause::

damn, my gf would love that giant dildo !

See, first 10 pages will be quality spam, then GS will count 11-12. Then civic will do a pictorial story 13-16. Then some divine intervention will prevent me from tell you how bad 17 will be. It is written.

go away you nay sayer. Everything has to end in a giant ball of fire for you. You can't enjoy the moment and always have to destroy the little fun we have. We all know you are right, but it is so seldom we get to see good spam that we enjoy it while it lasts. We don't need you to remind us about the end...damn you!!!

Lets burn the witch!!! BUUUUUUUURRRRN MYSSTEEEERIOOOOO!!!!! ::hot::

Lets burn the witch!!! BUUUUUUUURRRRN MYSSTEEEERIOOOOO!!!!! ::hot::

Lets burn the witch!!! BUUUUUUUURRRRN MYSTEEEERIOOOOO!!!!! ::hot::

this is no hanging, so you bring the stake..and not the rope!!! Who will bring the toffee apples?

You need rope to tie him to the stake dont you?  Or are you just going to let him run around while on fire?  So many questions, so little time.  I'll bring the marshmellows.

Roger on the marshmellows!  Great idea!  And yes, we need the rope to tie him to the stake.

So, I bring the fire, Lone will bring the marshmellows...still need someone to bring a stake, rope, and a video camera so we can post it all on the internet afterwards...oh, or we could have live streaming video!!!  ;D[/size]

Ok, Dark...bring the hot dogs!

I got the chocolate and wafers too!

Im a good planner, what can i say?  :)

I find it amusing that myst hasnt replied to this yet...hmmm..

for all we know he might have gotten away and escaped into real life....or WoW can have claimed him.

Nope, he hasn't gotten away...but he is on the run!  I'm tracking him by satellite as we speak (it's good to have ex-Ranger friends in the CIA, DoD, and NSA).  ;)

what if when we tied him to the steak, the fire burned through the ropes and he escaped with only 3rd degree limbs? i think it'd be better to nail him to a cross.

.. hmm ive got some pretty flexible razor wire in the boot would that do?

Shit, this is taking it a bit further than I expected, but lets take the rest of the community while we are at it, might make a nice full evening. So don't say anything to Civic either(and he is sort of cute, so we can use him in other ways first too).

you sick sick bastards... lol

GS ive got the camera if you'll suply a sexy G5 ;)

Could we have some extras dancing around the fire in the back ground?   What does melted flesh with a hint of Marshmallow taste like or do i have to wait to find out! ;)

oh and  what / who the hell are we about to sacrifice?  i didn't read most of this so i'm just diving in as it were!

i'll be a dancer. i have a leopard thong.

I can supply the G5.  And I'm thinking that melted flesh with a hint of Marshmellow would taste sorta like chicken (doesn't everything?).

Oh, and we are sacrificing Mysterio.  But I didn't read far enough back to see WHY we are sacrificing him.  But hell, I joined in just knowing that we were sacrificing Mysterio, and you joined in not even knowing who we were sacrificing...so it must be a good thing.  ;)

Well there just ain't nothing like a good old sacrifice. especially when marshmallows and semi naked bronto's are involved ;)

This will give me a good reason to wear my new headdress I got at the mall the other day.  I'll dance in teh background woot!  Btw I call eating his brains.

Yes Civic, we are sick....lets dance ::applause::

Anyone know anything about amps and subs?

That would be three...I wanted to burn Civic too.

Hasn't he been burned enough already?  I mean, he's Polish and now he's living with Naru.  I think he's got it bad enough without us burning him at the stake.  ;)

Now just how the hell did I dominate the spam drop box with being away almost all week?

wtfwtfwtf

stfu

I think civic responded to all 4 previous posts with that.

no, i didn't. now stfu you forum spammer.

says the guy who thinks PBs are widescreen.

you said that, not me...

anyways, what has that to do with spamming?! i'm not the guy that posted about 20 one-liners in about 10 different threads in the last half hour or so... not for the first time... 'nuff said.

I meant aren't however my spam at-least has words and usually constructive unlike practicing your counting.

i keep my spam in the SPAM drop box tho... unlike you.

No, you don't. You also post retarded links and make 2 line posts that don't contribute anything unless its about GhR or photographing germans.

not in about 20 posts in about 10 different threads in an approximate timeframe of 30 minutes... apart from that my posts are on-topic and either contribute, answer something or help.

now, talk to the hand.

I was wondering how I passed up the top spammer in post count this week.

Of course it won't matter much if you catch back up because you will soon be burned at the stake!!!

muhahahahahahahahaha[/size]

Considering it has more of a brain that your head:

There's a difference between dark's spam and my replies.

All who responds after this will be burnt.

At least i'll die warm.  ;D

myst you prick, dont bring me into this, I never said anything but BURN YOU WITCH

BUUUUUUUUUURNNNNNN MYSTERIO BURRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!


BURN MOTHER F*#KER BURN!

HAH! YOU BURN DARK!!!(read my last post before this)

And for the record..no, I wont burn myself!!!

'

The song the american armed forces listened to as they entered shocked and awed Iraq. Burn me if you ca, you guys seemed a bit anti-climatic last time you said this.

I never entered Iraq. I am quite sure Dark didn't enter Iraq either. If we are to believe GS, he hasn't entered any country since 1998(I might be off on the years here), BFG never entered anything but me(yeah baby) and lone wolf is part norwegian, so that makes him a good guy no matter what!!!!

Only thing i have entered recently is the Asylum

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1 minor correction:

A American cow from a American farmer living in Canada that infected tons in a SARS mask that came in from southern Asia being bitten by a west nile mosquito.

1 minor correction:

A Black Gay Liberal American cow from a East Coast American farmer living in Palestine that infected milliions in a SARS mask that came in from Al-Quieda after being bitten by Saddam Hussain.

Whose worst nightmare is that?

lol, you're only suspended till april 11th... and already started a new account there. :P

ikari's pretty slack. Omg why not create a spam drop box, im sure they'd love that.

129.

130.

silence fiend.

I have no clue what number post this is so..... postcount = x

424.  ::applause::

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i heard you guys wanna have sex with this guy

somebody stab this guy with a needle to let the hot air out.

honesltly why would you WANT to be that ripped.

now we know what comes after muscular... fat!

you people make me sick.

::bussi::  ::sniper::  ::nade::

lol you totally still read it, its your guilty pleasure forum.

OHHHHH Bronto you found a pic of me finally!

you'd actually be proud of such a "body"?

i wouldn't mind a six pack...but then i drink too much beer and eat far too much shite to be bothered to maintain it, meh i love my BELLEH.

sixpack, sure... but not such a mutation. ::)

from that picture i dont know whether hes arching his back or whether his internal organs are as pumped up as his muscles. He looks like shit anyway cos he only concentrated on the major muscle groups.

It's 12:11 AM do you know where your brain is?

Anyhoo, is this the spam drop box of terribly despicable images?

that guy looks like he got hit by these voodoo people that shrink your head... and one of the arrows must've landed a bit further down. :-X

well its 5am and yet again im here spamming away.

anyone else got a disturbing picture to change the topic?

Did someone say disturbing picture?!?!

What the hell is wrong with you??? Why do you have to post things like this!!!

the guys stomach is so bloated because of injecting testosterone i do believe.

GAH!

yes, not one of his best pics .

i want my own section of this forum called "bronto's debauchery corner" where i can post all the random diarrhea i come accross on the internet.

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1 one of the links isn't working
2. the blood covered kid - not funny, not amusing, not good.
3. captain jack heh - only thing id be worried about that copper would be if i stood on him by accident!

yeah, that picture is from columbine. not funny bronto

Is it? Looks too Hollywood quality.

nope, def from columbine, i remember seeing it.

yep... awh jeeze right how about somthing to lighten the mood.. a little bit of bumper cars perhaps?

LALALALALA!!!!

 ::)

...i thought it was from a movie.

i like the alien head tatooed on the back. Gives the car a "je ne sais quoi" !

That picture wasn't disgusting though BFG. This spam drop box has lost its way.

eeew... i didn't want to see that pic again... (http://www.jammerbabe.com/images/Smiley/puke.gif)


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someone just had to fucking do it.  ::applause::

The spam drop box has gone from stupid to disgusting...

For those of you that missed it... *cough* somebody posted it ... it was disgusting, it was repulsive, it was the one they call tub girl  :o (http://www.jammerbabe.com/images/Smiley/puke.gif)

Damn you fucking bastard, forced me to see tubgirl....please, someone kill me....

And then Mauti gave him a warning for posting it and said "hey, kids visit this forum too".  lol

I'm an adult and I shouldn't have seen it either!!! :-[

everyone secretly loves tubgirl.

as I told BFG, I could have gona a lifetime without seeing tubgirl.....

except in your dreams!

Says the man who posted it....nice.

Good god, I'm gone for just a few days enjoying spring break, and people start posting this shit?  That's pretty lame.

 >:(

Well, you didn't miss much....

Only takes one dickhead, um...i mean Bronto, to ruin the fun for everyone.  ::wall::

omg lone, delete it totally, its there in the spam box, its still there!!!!! :o :o :o

lonewolf you butt, i wasn't even arguing i was just asking questions.

I disagree, you were definately arguing, and if you werent, you were insiting Rebel to argue.  Not only that, you were doing so in a totally un-related thread, and ignoring my specifically telling the both of you to keep bitching at each other via PM or GR.

I will not respond further here, if you have a problem, bring it up in the appropriate forum.

-Lone

well if you can think of another way to fight someone on the internet i'd like to hear it.

Sic vis pacem, para bellum.

What a [edit]misguided[edit]saying, violence breeds more violence and creates more problems, as demonstrated by the last 1000 years of history.

Ah, so the flip-side of what you are saying is that if someone hits you, you should just take it.  And when you get up, dust yourself off, and they knock your stupid ass down again, you should just be a good sport and just take it.  And then when he kicks you in the balls...well, after you stop groaning in pain and get back up, you should just say "man, that hurt like hell, but it's okay".

Yeah, good plan.

But when someone takes a swing at me, I'm going to duck if I can, or block the punch if I see it coming, or take the hit if I must...but then it's on.  I'm gonna make that guy wish he was never born.

As I do, so does America do when it has been attacked.

We don't talk...we fuck your world up.

Peace.

-GhostSniper Out.[/size]

You're the self proclaimed theologian, what would Jesus do in the aforementioned situation?

Jesus would turn the other cheek...and keep turning the other cheek.

But neither I, nor the United States, is Jesus.[/size]  ;)

im not naming names (http://www.faqs.org/faqs/usenet/legends/godwin/)

small edit:

we don't talk we fuck your the world up.

nice find, spike.

I dont see how that would warrent a ban. I'm not accusing anyone of being Nazi, I found something that was funny, and relavent to the forum, why should I be banned?

? Where'd you get that idea from? oh no, i know where, but that was completely different!!

New insight into the strange beast that is Mr.Mellow.  Taken directly from chat in GR:

c|Lone-Wolf: didnt CA recently pass a bill making necrophilia illegal?
*NADS Mr.Mellow: Nothing like a good stiff corpse to get you going.
Bts?SarcoFahQus: mellow hopes rigamortus sets in with their legs in a straddle position
*NADS Mr.Mellow: LOL
Bts?SarcoFahQus: better bring the lube
*NADS Mr.Mellow: Always keep a tube on me.
Bts?SarcoFahQus: you can caress for days but I don't think it's gonna go

Oh my.

It's true!

yes....

And btw, I think I should have a thread at the child bords too.....big neon lights(in pink of course) flashing "bruthas house of homo erotic pleasuer". Thats what this forum needs.

Mellow you've been missing out on your medication again havn't you! ;)

Objection on the grounds even reading 2 pages of this I don't know wtf is going on here.

http://ozzfest.com/timages/page/media/WallofDeath.mov

braveheart

hahaha, great! i go to the Rock Am Ring Festival (http://www.rockamring.de) here in Germany every year and man... this in your video is nothing compared to what i've seen or been in myself. :D


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what could be better then the wall of death?? people leave in stretchers after it lol. you see the first one that dude in the middle just walking around? i think he was fucked up or something, either way he got owned.

here's another;
http://www.burn-the-priest.com/video/HellFest_2003_Wall_Of_Death.mov

Wall of death? More like the wall of...homosexual butt sex. ::bussi::

Looks like a huge scrum in Rugby, except less organized (if that's possible)  The first one does at least, the second one not enough people did it to make it really effective.

Average I.Q. of that crowd.  --->  Who knows - id ask them but  they only seem able to grunt. rough estimate of about 40

You bet, GS! Want some of this?  ;)

Nah, I get plenty from my wife...but you go and have your fun!  ;)

your wife gives you butt sex?? :-X :-X

gf, i think you should try the wall of death before butt sex, but hey, that's just me

hey me too gs! ;D

I saw this program about some bounty hunters on Hawaii just now...still recovering from my hysterical laughter. Can't remember what it was called, but the white trash factor was high...I would say 11 out of 10. The leader called himself Dog, and his gang was Dog's disiples or something...anyway, it was hysterical.

Hey, I don't care who's banging her...just don't let me catch you in the act.  ;)

 ::...::

I feel that, for the good of the community, ::admininvest::  I'll report back on my 'findings'.

So GS, do you live by the maxim 'Sharing is Caring'?

Yep, but like I said, just don't let me catch you in the act.  And when I'm banging your spouse/girlfriend/daughter I'll try not to let you catch me either.  :)

GS only wants to see no evil

*cough*go to a swinger club*cough*

hey spike, version 2 of the south park character creator got released. :P

http://www.planearium2.de/flash/spstudio.html

*cough*I've been to several*cough*

*cough*Don't tell my wife*cough*  ;)

Not very Christian of you, GS! ;) Now sex me up!

havn't spent that much time on a website since DAMN... :o southpark ist gut.

Hey, didn't say I did it recently!  I was in the military for 8 years guys, remember![/size]

hahaha, "IN THE NAVY..."! oh i bet you swinged there alot... ::lol::

(yeah yeah, i know you were not in the navy but you get it, lol)

 ::applause::

That very often part of GS's wording leaves some things open to question.

You're a sick person, Mysterio.[/size]

"...does sick mean cool or does phat mean cool?"

Sick means your sick in the fucking head and should be castrated so that you can't reproduce anymore of your species.[/size]

So your racist GS?

How is castrating you being racist?  Is castrating a dog racist?[/size]

"of your species" --GS

Dude, you are stretching way beyond belief just to try and stir up trouble.  You should stop now.[/size]

Don't cal me dude or I will call you rapid in return. Also we are under the assumption I am a species of my own, therefore a race of human. Thus GS wishes for my race to die... 1+1=2 just as GS=racist.

As I said, you are a little whining bitch trying to stir up trouble by attempting to make accusations that are baseless at best.[/size]

Baseless? Sounds like fact to me.

What you are saying is not a fact.  Now, since we are in the spam drop box here, I will take this opportunity to tell you to go fuck yourself and stop acting like a little bitch.[/size]

GS fucking ones self is a sign of desperation. Perhaps you shouldn't project your problems.

Perhaps you should stop breathing and do us all a favor.[/size]

you both should have a warm cup of STFU together... SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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GS has drank too much. He has gained what, 300lbs in 5 years?

I mean why is the smiley grinning? What does it have to be happy about on that stupid moving setting?

I second that motion Civic...[/size]

ah good, it did its purpose.

 ::) You aren't supposed to tell us that or we will start fighting again.

please, go away....or suck my cock...you choose.

To stick with the trend of kindergarden insults: Fuck you.

"My dad can beat up your dad!"

'Oh yeah? Well my dad can BIND, TORTURE, and KILL your whole family!" ::bussi::

stop picking fights myst.

Don't you waaaaant somebody to looooooveeeee, donnn't you neeed somebody to loooove, wouldn't you loooove somebody to looooove, you better find somebody to loooooooooove ::applause::

Yoooou seeeeee that stuffffff on my sleeeeeve....? Thaaaaaaat's LLLLLL SSSSSS DDDDDD..... ::bussi::

I have only replied to people picking fight with me. Seems people don't like me around these parts. If I was picking fights I'd tell you to STFU and go do your job as a BL admin. However, I am not so thank you for your feedback.

Objection, on the grounds that picking fights is fun, and I wanted to object and make Myst mad for stealing his right to object.

I rest my case

aww mice are cute (http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/tea.htm)


die civic

lol, you shouldnt close an url tag with an img tag. ;)


gg spike ::bluh::

Nice game, not that I think I wouid play a lot..but if I had kids, then I would have let them play..but i'll pretend to be civics father. Stop playing violent wargames, and play with the little mice instead.

I AM MAD! I told them no mushrooms on my chicken veggie medley pizza, and they read that back to me...I get my pizza...tons of mushrooms on it! I shall take these fungi and put them on their cars. Bastards.

:_(

Silly Mellow, you'll fuck a citrus but you won't eat a mushroom?  For shame.[/size]

GS, I have a certain amount of dignity that prevents me from ingesting mushrooms. And yes, I am the Screwer of Squirming Citrus.

I deserve moot more than you evil screwer of squirming citrus.

Lies! You're my00t. I'm m00t, in accordance with the prophecies.

BS and LIES, in the GR PROPHECIES v1.0 in accordance with the death of cow, mysterio receives the moot.

<NobelDek> I got all my history from Age of Empires
<JoseoftheWired> Using video games to learn history is probably a bad idea
<JoseoftheWired> “And the American colonists decided to rebel against the British because they were camping all the tea.”
<[7hs]> Brits lost because of lag
<NobelDek> No, the Brits were noobs. They didn’t know how to play in DS_America.
<[7hs]> The Civil War happened when someone turned FF=ON
<JoseoftheWired> The Japanese hated the Koreans on their server so they invaded
<[7hs]> Hitler used a wallhack to get into France
<[7hs]> twice!
<TheStupidOne> No...paris lagged out

i love irc qoutes.

Not too amusing. Perhaps because this joke has been done a million times, however AOE is evil!

Well, I was laughing when I read it, Spikey! ::bussi::

(http://i132.exs.cx/img132/6841/snapshot1216cv.jpg)

You first, Spike. ;)

It almost reads "Bend over... DR."

Spike you camping bitch...

Will buying Premium make me unbanned :DDDD????

yes, Evill said so when your -aP- guys were asking him about your ban. you gotta make one of your clanmates tell him before, though, so he doesn't overlook it.

mmm i was thinking about buying it i saved enough money to spend    getting unbanned will be a nice perk

go ahead.

my legg is asleep

My left eye is asleep.

first time I've posted in here in... couple weeks I believe :o

Eww. What happened to beef?

 ::duck::

Yes Yes!  I love duck!  Duck and Spam for dinner tonight![/size]

Dessert:
GS's wife--> ::domina:: <---GS

w00t!  Go to the whip, baby, go to the whip!!![/size]  ;D

I just saw a porn clip with a girl named "pandora" that had entirely not enough irony.

When posting a reply the difference in the whip speeds from the two previous posts is sort of funny.

On the topic of Spam, I think pop-up ads are evolving, because my Safari pop-up blocker is starting to not block them. Please help me Apple!

http://daemlich.net/6565 ::wall::

haven't watched that show for over a year... who are these people? I remember whats his name with grey hair liked macs... I think.

meh... that machine even was a dual proc... could have served for some time as a fileserver

It took Macaddict 20 seconds to destroy a PC....

even worse... (http://cdscds.net/MDF/Movies/IMAC%20Sucks.qt) ::wall::

that one's not so bad, at least he was telling the truth...i mean, the g3 imacs sucked a lot of dick, can't deny that.

Except the fact that proves PC users live in the past with their floppy drives. Ever see a PC with internal speakers when you plan to listen to music? I don't recall anyone using a dell branded mouse with their PC. Sounds like someone who's mixing up a consumer computer with the prosumer line.

basically the guy is a fucking loser anyway, i mean he spent a few hundred for g3, plus about 6 bucks for tape and bullets. he could have bought like 150 mcdonalds cheeseburgers and a cheapo crackwhore blowjob.

i still have like a 200mhz one, or maybe 300, either way i despise it. macs are supposed to be about good reliable hardware, this thing had to be completely replaced twice, and it still has problems.

i'm not saying that macs don't pwn pcs, but what i said before was the first imac broke, we sent it in got a new hard drive, broke again, sent it in they sent it to apple who apparently replaced it with an entirely different computer (unless they just made it a different color). couple weeks later, same thing, they replaced it with a whole new computer, and it's constantly having to be reinstalled. i don't know what it is, i'm sure it's not me though. whatever, new macs are the fucking petrified shit on a stick that bashes pcs into pieces.

ps that's a compliment i guess.

I figured it out from this part of your statement:

"I'm sure it's not me though."

I believe it's user error, plain and simple.[/size]

only mac software was used, it was basically only used for email and browsing the internet. if it was user, i have no idea why it couldn't handle such simple tasks.

http://www.chrisdiclerico.com/mt/archives/001572.php#001572

That's actually a pretty good idea... my batteries always run out while I'm in the boundary waters camping... but I don't have the time to attempt making this...

just search on amazon.com or so for "iPod Battery". ::)

Battery-packs are available for all iPod models... I just never have gone 12 hours without charging my iPod.

liverpool>everton

I actually agree GS, is surelly user prob., is not about simple tasks, is how user makes simple tasks harder to hardware, you can make a computer last a day or 9 years (like one of my macs), it depends in how YOU use it, not in what it is doing, btw for your comment mac pwns pcs in that too, they last longer while pcs (most) come damaged from fabric and retailers don't care about it and even warrants make no good, i haven't called mac support in 10 years using a mac, i haven't seen a pc that overcomes to that.

i.e.: i used to work in a retail store, several times we had to report lots of pcs for being damaged when we powered by the first time!!!!.

Nothing more to say: MAC RULES and PC... well when u have nothing good to say, say nothing.

well if it's a user error, that's worse for them because all i used was their software. whatever either way the computer is outdated and useless compared to what they make now anyway.

Thats not what i meant, you can use its software or hardware or w/e u want from the same company, but if you missuse it (use it in the wrong way), thats what makes an equipment to endure less than it should, i've done it with several Pc's (experiments) to avoid reclaims from some customers that missuse the sof/hard.

Obviously Apple (tm) has improved his own soft/hard. and thats a plus for it. Pc whicever is the dealer of hardware or OS, is based on the very same as the equipment of years ago, no real improvements on OS/Hard. (Mac: 10000000000000 / Pc: 0 points)

listen, i'm not trying to bash mac ok? everyone knows they're better then pcs, even me who uses a pc. i don't consider it a user error when the software is made by the same company and even comes with the computer, and is used only how it's supposed to be used...i mean how the hell can you use software wrong, it only does what it's meant to do, unless you're using some overclocking shit or something, all i used was appleworks, IE, outlook, quicktime, and gameranger. i blame the g3, and nothing but the g3 and i won't have another word about it kthxbye.

ok ok, i agree, too much time lost in the subject.

lol this is the spam box, the waste of time here is infinite  ::applause::

for the speed you take to answer i guess its true, lol. So wich other subject can we use to loose time?, my class starts in 1 hr and 20 mins. :)

WTz0rz My clan is 5-6 4 of the losses were without mememememememe Padnnddaa wheereee areee youuuuuu   roar

i have 50 gmail invites, if anyone wants just post email address.

lol, every gmail user gets 50 invites after a week or so. :P

(http://cosgan.de/images/smilie/musik/e050.gif)

(http://cosgan.de/images/smilie/boese/g015.gif)

yeah i have delivered nearly 80 invitations, i wasted 35 a week later i had 50 again so what the hell, are freeeee so give it to evryone, spam mails with gmail's invitations, and i would like to add a smiley but i haven't find one i really like

That smiley is on cocaine!

Did you all get kicked off aim earlier tonight?

Sure did.

20 days til im unbanned woot

just get Premium, it's worth it.

 ::)

Ah, I see.  I've often wondered why in the 2 years I've been on GameRanger I've never been banned.

Oh, that's right...I'm not stupid enough to do anything that would get me banned!

duh[/size]

lol, same here GS, and I've been on GR for like 4-5 years. :D I got a 30 minute ban once for like spamming a gameroom or something but that's it.

when i used to go on gameranger, i would try and get banned when i felt like leaving.

I think my worse ban was 5 minutes for calling scott scotty or something.

I got banned for about 2 weeks for making an idle room.

I hated those.

Actually there has been a Bann Raping yesterday, GhRa>G Force, King Cobra, -EM-Timma, Darkraver, and 1 more guy, got banns from 1 or 2 months, all in the same time and day, i wonder what happened (i know about some boys, but not the others) and i agree GS, u have to be stupid to get yourself banned, never talk about Evill with nicknames, never spam, never talk about warez, don't go when u host and u room stay open, easy not rules that will save your ass pretty well.

I was born to break the rules.  8)

lol, so get used to the bann, i bet u can get another one

MEh meh meh meh  ::sniper:: ::nade:: OMGGGGGGG IT looks like hes throwing the nade at a sniper but it bounces off His 2222222222 BACK!

i'm born to be a person who is really annoying and offensive, and when someone tells this person to stop breaking the rules, he pretends he didn't know what the rules were.

 ???

Hahahaha, it's funny reading your posts if you know that a bann (with 2 n's) is a wedding announcement.

lol

I guess Tiger will do some-people well.... with the build in dictionary and thesaurus widgets.

Oh my dear lord, lol i didn't noticed (besides my natal language is spanish, not english), im sorry guys i will start using a dictionary ASAP. hehehehe :)=

Tiger this Tuesday is my bet!

Oh hey no worries, I bet over half the population of native speaking americans dont know that fact, the only reason I knew is because I just saw the word.

OMGMGOGGGMGOGMGOGMGOMG!!!!
I JUST REALIZED I HAVE NO GENDER11??!?!?
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Well, anyway thank u a lot for the correction, i really don't like grammar or vocabulary mistakes, @-@
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18 pages already how time flies when u pay no attention...well IM BACK SO WOOT FOR ME. I can watch this mofo go on and on and on for days and count every page as it happens...yay...ok bored now.

nark?

hehehe, well, flooding 18 pages is not hard when it comes to loosing time or gossiping or SPAM(drop box)ING

lexdemon  The LAST TIME I CHECK you was spelled you, not u.... GEEZE and the i Should be capitalized!!!!! (I)

Dude, holy shit, did you make that civic?

Well, excuse me if YOU don't like how do i write some words, I like to write faster and to use the less ammount of words needed in a sentence, hoping that people like YOU could understand it without having to write the whole word, if we get used to correct all our messages even during games, people can get easily killed.

Imagine sending a Telegram, they charge YOU by letter or word used, imagine how far can a price on a message can go.

another 24hour day, another shift at work looms, as the sun rises.

I hate the romans for the calendar, i hate the people that say 'to sleep during the day and live during the night is just not socialbly acceptable'. I say BAH...I WANT ALL UR BLOOD!

nark?

3>™ asshats inc.

I love you JESSICA!... errr, Kuza ::bussi:: ::knutsch:: ::troesten::

I was in the apple store today, and I experienced the 30 inch monitor, I think I left a pool of jizz on the floor in front of it. It's so fucking big!

Spike, i hereby dub the: Captain Obvious   ::)

Yeah but you don't even realize it when you see them online at the apple store. seeing one up close is amazing.

wewt

Kuza... spinners are lame.

muahaha
http://poststuff.entensity.net/040105/scam.htm

fu krush, gizoogle pwns you

Post removed due to abuse for smileys.

-Lone

Oh, so that's what they call "smiley abuse".[/size]

Yep, I believe the admins have a had a problem with this in the past... maybe i saw it in the 'Moderators message...

Yeah, but this is the Spam Drop Box, where you can  ::domina:: (abuse) smileys all you want.[/size]  ;)

I dont entirely agree with that, GS.  If it clogs up my Dual 2.5 G5, I think no matter where you put it, that's smiley abuse, and considering I already gave him a warning for it, just yesterday....

Your computer isn't your problem if the page isn't loading fast enough...it's your lame-ass shitty college internet.  ;)

Are you kidding? College connections are some of the faster out there, and there are rarely, if ever problems. Plus, I never ever get spam in my inbox.

I need to find a way to measure my connection. Anyone have a speed test?

http://www.broadbandreports.com/

(http://img228.exs.cx/img228/8299/picture18to.jpg)

in other words, i pwn you

It's something to do with college connections I guess. I don't know

College connections upload absurdly fast, even here.  I've been uploading at 4 MB/s at one point.  That was pretty nifty.  The interesting thing is that downloading a file from my buddy at the University of Washington, I d/l at average 2-3 MB/s.  Ah this is some funky business going on right here, lemme tell ya.

Oh well, if things go according to plan, ill be getting an on-campus apartment next year, and will get my own flippin' cable line into the apartment, and then be able to kick the shit outta all you fools again.  About a 50/50 chance of that happening, but ill keep my fingers crossed.

(http://mrpalmguru.com/uncyclopedia/images/3/3d/Mchammer.gif)

I test in at:

4626 down
772 up

-----

Advertised at 5MBit down/800 up

About $40 Canadian a month.

Spike wishes he was that cool.

shit, i LOVE 10.4 Tiger. :D

Civic, it would be in your best interests to confirm for me that you are talking about Tiger's projected features, not Tiger itself, which would imply you are in possession of the software illegally.

Even if you had it because you were a Beta Tester for Apple (I would find it first extremely hard to believe they would do a public BT of Tiger) it would be in violation of your NDA to discuss the software at all.

-Lone

you're calling my post "discussing" the software?! lol, saying that i love it isn't in violation of our NDA at all. in this case, every paying ADC member gets the pre-release Tiger builds etc... therefore it is kinda public, just need to be willing to invest. :)

As far as I'm concerned, yes.

And since when does anyone care about pirating on this board? This isn't macaddict.

When it's illegal, (as pirating is) it goes against the rules of the forum.

To quote specifically:  "promoting illegal activities such as(but not limited to) warez"
I also include discussion of said illegal activities as against the rules of this forum.

thats what it says yes, but its never been an issue. are you afraid apple is going to crack down?

(http://homepage.mac.com/oatmeal/MAF/maxes/worry.gif)

that was really just an excuse to use that excellent smiley.

It has never been an issue because people read the rules and understand the concept that if it is illegal in real life, then it is also illegal here.

That I am afraid that Apple or any company would come after the forums or not, if people were discussing the pirating of software, is not an issue.  It is against the rules of these forums.  Period.  If you think it would be a good idea to discuss the pirating of software, suggest that to Mauti, I'd be interested to see just how fast he says about the same thing(s) I've said here.

-Lone

mmm I love it when you whip out the green text.

And you cant have it, not where I can edit your posts at least.  ;)

since we have no "illegal activity" here... we have no issue. period.

p.s.: i still LOVE Tiger! ;D (i'm totally allowed to say that since i'm not discussing anything in or about it. quote from the Apple ADC member-support: "Haha, that's no problem.", as if i'd be joking.  ::))

Maybe you dont think so, but I am of the oppinion that erring on the side of caution when talking about un-released Apple products, is a good thing.

well in the "are drugs bad" thread we have people promoting illegal activities. Why was nothing done about that thread?

Good point LM.

The way I interpreted the quote of Brain's, was dealing only with software, and I also meant that in my pervious post.  I should have made that distinction when I first posted, and apologize for not doing so in the first place.

 Also I'm fair certain that if you look, there are mant instances of people discussing illegal substances and not being moderated, prior to be becoming a mod. 

In addition, the Austrian government is not going to go after Mauti because on the forum he owns people have mentioned the consumption of marijuana.  This is because it is (as I understand it, correct me if im wrong) acceptable to have and consume small quantities of marijuana in Austria.  You may say that other drugs were promoted as well, ones which are not legal anywhere.  However I think that since they were not mentioned specifically, by name, they cannot be promoted (that sounds kind of odd, but I think you get the idea.)

However if you would like me to lock the thread, I will do so.  Though I'm not sure it would do much good considering it is mostly deceased anyway.

-Lone

I don't even know if this would concern the austrian gov, since this page is hosted by a swiss company (supposedly) in germany. I don't know which country's legal rules apply here.

lol

If it had been an american site, I suppose it would have to follow american laws. However, it is hosted in Switzerland, so I think it is purely affected by Swiss laws..and chocolate..and clocks..and dubious banking...

Hmm sounds like heaven... well if the clocks were really fast so i always had loads of extra time or something weird and stupid like that.. or perhaps magic cuckoo clocks that granted you wishes duely carried out by tiny little pixies with purple hats and orange toe nails.

.. i'll shut up now, just worried things might be getting constructive and relevant in the Spam box. oh its good to be home ;)

Just be careful of the Cukoo Clock of Doom!

BTW the second time, It  was my friend ed, Only one with a mac in my grade mmmm He also Put the drug Topic         KGG

most impenetrable sentence ever.

Spanke, you are solely responsible for what is posted under your name. If you want to avoid something like that happening again, be more careful about who has access to your account.

-Lone

 ::lol::

I feel we needed so real spam... sorry.

No shit  :)     I called him an idiot, He's a bigger kid than me   :(

http://www.witze-welt.de/videos/everythinggay.php

wow... one word... "gay"

Holy shit that kid needs to see a psychiatrist, i think he's got a few issues! ;)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GR2 NOT COMING FOR MAC???? WELL IT'S NOT COMING FOR PC EITHER!!!! (or so it says  in the newspapers here in Norway) ::applause::

http://www.damnr6.com/yabbse/index.php?topic=8502

no big loss.

I prefer GhR 1 over GhR 2

(http://i.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-115-02.jpg)

mmmmm! you taste like bald!

 :o :P ::areyoustupid::

the emoticons say it all

I received this randomly at the bottom of a spam email (i bolded the weird parts):

If enough undead are still wigglin' after the sun comes up, then we'llhave a conversation and he helped me switch trains in Amsfoort. It was great (she's a wonderful cook), and because I have been keeping myself busy. That is to say, I haven't been allowing myself the space and time to sit and think. This has been going on basically since my longterm relationship ended a month and a half ago. I kind of plans Jessica might've made that involved someone coming to the Bible Museum, then met Esperantists in Amsterdam, because the streets were set up for walking. Another beautiful difference from America was that there are anklecuffs on either side of the U.S. had any right to attack Iraq. I didn't have the 12 euro in change that the solo in the eyes and face. It struck me how very different these two beautiful women looked. They moved toward one another and Jessica's hands went to Burning Man. - I went over to her house wearing the prescribed comfortable and slightly-dressy clothes, she came back and I definitely plan to meet and what I was working was affecting my ability to work by 08:30 again. These were good habits that you've lost. An alarm is definitely a way of living intentionally. I've been given. I know that she not go to Amsterdam with the cross piece running under the sheet. I'll be back in talking about this, that, and the energy which he put into Mills Electric Co.and the the defense of our "sealed" dates. This is something that we had a great time with her. The food was great (she's a wonderful woman, Nathalie, who was just listening during an ending note. I felt incompetent and embarassed, which are two feelings that I've been a bit of self-evaluation time. Journaling (private and public) has been the best outlet for that role anytime soon is not a good idea. This longing makes me think that, at least for now, I'm going to be with her, and connect with her. The food was great because I realized that the solo in the Netherlands, there wasn't anything that resembled a billboard. In fact, on my right, smiling and walking around and lost in the Netherlands) out to Vierhouten. The location was a meeting building out in a small campground there. I was riding my bike to school (an absolutely favorite time for us to get in to work during the intervening time, but didn't allow myself the space and time to sit with a really long stem. Each of the guys walked with me before, like intense biting and candle wax, though once she made the smallest of noises, an exhalation of a Spotless Mind shows: I stopped watching this year. Valuable life lessons you learned in 2004: i'm gonna fall in love with ev'ryone i see and ev'rything i touch and ev'rything i touch and ev'rything i feel isn't that the people that I was very happy to be introducing me to appreciate more about a French perspective on life, love, and lounging about. The Dutch Esperantists were expressing, and I think it's stress related, but things seem to be some rules tonight. First, you can't touch her. If you try, she will leave. Are we clear?" I nodded to show my understanding and agreement. "And last, you cannot talk directly to Sung in Korean in the apparatus until I'd cum three times (that was a pure longing to be succeeding at his opening with a really long stem. Each of the "Y" has a wristcuff and there are activities in Amsterdam which are illegal in other countries, most notably, America. This fact hit me while I was bound, had a naked picture of myself published in a national magazine 01. had "intimate moments" with poultry 5 things you've probably done that I haven't been diligent) rail on myself for lack of progress, but I'm not interested in behaving in a state of continual orgasm. The downside to this is that when she was up to, but I was reminded of how much our legal system has imposed a morality on what we do everyday. So, also, I must note the similarities between Amsterdam and Las Vegas, in that "what happens in Amsterdam, so we walked around further outside of the stem. When it's put on someone (who's probably lying down), it holds their arms next to their sides of my life. Too often I'll jump to a tangent from a human and to talk with the river" for a role in my life. I look forward to getting out of the bed on my work. I need to keep cumming, but after that initial reaction to "coming down" she's happy and content. So, Jessica started making small circles with her and wouldn't have asked her here if I missed my last train from Brussels to Lille, I was in Amsterdam, because the streets were set up for walking. Another beautiful difference from America was that there will be there when I'm in need. And, I'm feeling that loss now in the eyes as her breasts came in contact with my resolutions, but I knew what that meant. We'd be using the "apparatus" tonight. The apparatus is a custom made piece of chocolate and a blank page and start shovelling out the bedroom door, and then trying some raw herring. I separated from the sides of my cock at all. I could feel her ass clenched on my dissertation What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you? For my 34th birthday, I celebrated with the WOI's family. I asked at the hotel and asked if I can to reduce drilling for oil. I avoid large national chain stores and buy organic foods in order that people could understand me, and I so wanted to give me one piece of bondage gear that Jessica is a

Spike that is bloody amazing, i wish i got Spam that interesting!!! ::lol:: ::applause::

Nah, didn't bother to read it...got limited concentration spam.

Just pick out a few lines of ....


....


.. what was i talking about?

Duck time?

 ::duck::

It is time for...THIS:  ::ass::

Its time for me to scream loudly after noticing my post count!  :-X :o

almost four thousand, you dirty whore.

Quick, somebody start deleting BFG's really old posts so he can't get to 4,000!!!

Moderators: I would start with the Spam Drop Boxes if I were you.  ;)

My brain hurts.

GS, I think that would hurt you a lot.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/DICKLICK/roadhog.jpg)

That's a sweet hog ::)

This is a sad, sad day for this forum.

He should have a special title:

"Most Illustrious Forum Whore"  ;)

I think it should just be "slut"

OMG. I just remembered something that happened last night. I was reading through a "Found" porn magazine, and there was a set of dirty emails, and one of the senders was identified as "BFG" I shit you not. And now I'm going to go back to bed because I have a huge fucking headache.

If I hadn't deleted two accounts previously, I expect I'd be around 4000 posts. BFG doesn't put out like I do ;)

heheh so i do. damn it. awh well im not sure whether to say sorry or thankyou!  ::lol:: ;)

Gs yes that would be a lovely tag *cough* mauti.  BFG, Most Illustrious Forum Whore ... or perhaps Forum gimp. hmm

Spike more inportantly did you enjoy the emails? ;)

Slut

(http://forumspam.articblue.nl/thread_related/thread_sucks/images/0169.jpg)

Yes, but you love it civic. YOU LOVE IT.

Aids (http://poststuff2.entensity.net/041505/media.php?media=aids.wmv)

(the movie is okay, there might be dirty banners. if you can't handle dirty banners, you're a pussy)

Everybody has AIDs! AIDs AIDs AIDs!

pretty much, ive been standing outside and drinking beer and yelling since 12 today. i love the marathon.

i love dirty banners.

I get  unbanned from GR on 420 ! :-X  ::applause::

you get unbanned just in time for hitlers birthday.

I don't smoke, but happy 4/20!

i smoke and i think 4/20 is fucking stupid. although, it's great today because tonight Killswitch Engage will be playing on the Jimmy Kimmel show on ABC, yayyyyy.

w00t, saw 'em at their concert a few weeks ago here in Cologne with the prebands Twelve Tribes and All That Remains. 8)

yeah i remember you telling me you were going to that. i gotta get to some shows soon.

i saw 36 Crazyfists at their concert here in Cologne on sunday. it was great! ;D prebands: Twelve Tribes (my currently favorite band, the singer ROCKS and shaked my hand and sold me a shirt, lol) and From First To Last (fuckin' gay boys trying to make emo music with screaming... GOD THEY SUCKED!)

lol he's a singer and a business man. i give him credit for having those jacked up dreadlocks, them shits are ill.

going to the concert of Atreyu this saturday with Norma Jean as preband. :D


<--- concert-freak! (i couldn't agree with me to miss a concert of a band i like :P)

i can definately see you working as some kind of german scene author, doing all the cd and concert reviews.

Haven't posted in here in a while...so...

 ::sheep::

yea, I've been holding back lately as well. quite busy in this 4th quarter of school.

The majestic Longhorn:

(http://mtp.jpl.nasa.gov/images/wam/longhorn.jpg)



And Tiger,  ;D

(http://www.southbaynet.com/images/tigers/tiger.jpg)

Err...

(http://www.samverkan.liu.se/bilder/tiger.jpg)

After he has eaten the Longhorn.  ;)

you spamming spammer! spam! yo ushoudla put this in the spam drop bosx! oh well i don't care, i'm drunk! YEAH! LONG HORNS ! YAHHHH TIGERS! I like ligers better

Damn, thought it was worthy of it's own thread.  :(

wholphins are much cooler than tigers, and longhorns. Thats why Wolphins got their own thread and tigers and longhorns didnt.

if you sexed a bronto and a donkey it would be a bronkey.

Bronkeys are fucking hot shit  :o

On that note guess what! I met a VERY HOT Student nurse last night... yes thats right, a student nurse!  ::applause::

Even better was she was adamant that she was coming home with me after id finished work (followed me round the club all night) because (you won't belive this) she hadn't had sex with her bloke for four months (guy must have been either gay or blind) ! Could i have been any happier? No probably not except its hard to work when you've got someone rubbing up and down you,  I had to drive the lads back home after work, i couldn't go back to her's (on account of her boyfriend waiting for her to get home  ::) ) and i couldn't take her back to mine!

So life sucks, i didn't even get her number ::wall:: , i didn't get any, and lovely sexy 22year old Student Nurses don't just fall into your lap every day of the week. So actually im really damn pissed off!

bastards

awwwwww

Indeed, sucks major ass.  At 3.30 in the morning?, on a student budget?

BFG needs a... ::troesten::



...and maybe some... ::knutsch::

A wholphin wouldve have gotten the nurse's number, and it would've also deposited it's spawining fluids in her egg sack.

But a Bronkey would have given her hot lovin in the bus shelter

.. friends are for sharing money for pussy? ;) thanks GS alas to little to late i must pay the consequences... And after all i couldn't do a thing anyway she had a bloke waiting at home and she was pished..  Oh woe is me

A day in the life of the BFG.... ::bussi::

bronkeys have drunken sex in random front lawns.

that's the way to go.

I needed POWER, and the little desktop speakers weren't cutting it, so these babies may not be the prettiest things around but holy shit are they loud, these are actually my bookshelf speakers that were in my room but they're now connected to the computer:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/S-h-a-d-e/Speakers.png)

capt. anarchy's system definately has you beat. i think he hooked up his bass amp to his computer at one point, and i definately remember looking at a picture of an imac with some jacked up speakers around it.

Yeah, those speakers are total shit, I don't even listen to the same music here as I do in my car. The 12 in the back of my SUV pumps plenty of bass for me, can't say the same for the computer speakers.

They are total shit?  Like you would know.

I was uh, talking about the Apple Pro Speakers...

OMG, what happened to your screen?! there's just a hole there now! (http://www.flickr.com/photos/w00kie/sets/180637/)

BFG,
I know im about 8 posts too late,
but heres the good news...

YOU DIDNT GET HERPES>>>>NURSE WHORES HAVE HERPES.

And nurse herpes is BOUND to be a tough strain to manage.
there...feel better?

I know i do!
 ::applause::

lol thanks sheix... don't think she was a whore but it would be a lot easier to think she was ;) never mind wont' ever see her again... plenty more fish in the sea! ;)


... when geeks get bored:

(http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/images/monitor_arch.jpg)

You made that didn't you, BFG?

DONT LIE TO ME!!   ::domina::

That site is pretty cool Spike.

Some are better than others.

(http://photos8.flickr.com/11033741_04d532e710.jpg)

i'm drunk  ::bussi::

(http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/joyimages/678.jpg)

HAHAHA! ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::

 ::lol:: perfect!  ... damn it though even when i see those monitors in a cartoon i dribble!

DAMN is still around?!?!?!?!  GR is still around?!?!?! WOW! I'm old.

Yes it is!! Now get yer ass back in GR and game with us dammit!!  Or shall be forced to come down to Tx and have my way with you...  ;D

Mmm. Count me in on that action!

Hmm...
HEY!  I'M  in Texas..
pants around ankles..
Gaming helmet on..
mouthpiece secure..
Yeah yeah, we're all old.
 DO IT!

ok, i dont know the poster...but fuckit, Im in.

py is one of my many many many lovers

Whats this? Group session?

Well ain't in Texas
Bent double,
Vaseline by my side
Surgical gloves at the ready
Party on people!

This is getting creepy,
writing poetry?
I steal BFG's vaseline,
Use it for my tangerine***
Party on indeed.

***This is in reference to my old poem/signature, "I am the Screwer of Squirming Citrus", in which I regailed readers in tales of sex with citrus fruit.

[size=RIDICULOUSLY_HUGEpt]PY!!![/size]

 :::-/::

yes it has been a long time. I thought you would already have died of aids by now.

I was just talking to Bung on aim and we were thinking about getting an old rs game going sometime in the near future. Have some good times again.


Myst...I don't know what I did to you so long ago that you're still sour about, but damn......chill.

but i'm the best... ::applause::


SNIPE!


and LM....the only time i got aids was after sexing you and somehow, magically....i recovered

I've always hated when people say chill, but at least try not to double post.

Now I remember why I left....

You're all nazis...

You're allowed to use the term "nazi" unless it describes any DAMN administration. (or Civic). Just a tip.

yeah py is pretty chill in the sack.

Well now I know what to get you for your birthday...

a naked nazi?

A book that would explain to him how he could overcome his need bury things that obviously hurt him deeply, since he has to bring up the old nazi thing again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again(you see where I am going with this?) and again and again and again and again and again and again(I could go on forever...like you) and again and again(actually..i'm gonna quit about now because it's so damn boring).

1. I didn't bring it up.
2. There's nothing to overcome about it, Civic is the one who still has me blocked.
3. Try copy/paste, faster and less boring.

P.S. it isn't that old. I think I got on your bad side during the religion in school debate...

Can't we all just...wear a thong?

I am doing just that.

The Chaffing got a bit sore so i thought it would be better to opt for the birthday suit ::lol:: :-X

BFG looks great in thong, so don't be shy about it.

Myst, nope, you're not on my bad side on anything except this nazi thing which you(in my oppinion keep bringing up). I could have copy/pasted the damn thing, but it wouldn't be fair as it was to symbolize what I saw as you bringing up the nazi thing yet again. I've got no problems with you, except the nagging about certain things. As for the religion debate, I can't even remember what you said.

what's this whole nazi thing anyway? i wanna get in on this hot gossip.

No you don't bronts really, not worth it - bad subject not to mention old and buried which it should stay.. Lets talk about Thongs, Mellow has a very sexy one with a picture of his tangerine on the front. And brutha has a pink on with tassels!

my thong is woven with my own pubic hair

Bronts, you can go back through the gg pages and I think you should be able to find it. Unless it all got sent to the spam sewage works.

Think it got trahsed. Thongs you say?

Side note: what LCD Display between 20 and 23 inches would ya'll recommend. I don't wanna go much higher then the Apple pricing levels, preferably lower. Didn't wanna post in tech cause it seemed to be a short topic.

Dance little man dance! its really weird because the beat of the song im listening to synchs up with him...

You sir...are amazing.

when i take off my thong, it just unravels and i have a very long beard for my balls.

Dunno myst, but im really holding on for the next price drop for the displays - ive just fallen in love with those things and i can't bring myself to get anything else - just havn't got the money for a 23" right now on top of saving for the Quad G5 ;)

I was going for that look and I was wondering what kind of hair care products you can use to preserve the fecundity of your mane (besides conditioner).  I was also wondering if you ever stylize it into like a mohawk, or some sort of fancy mullet, or if you have ever dread locked your pubes ,and if you use any gel or mousse.

pert plus. sometimes when i'm feeling empty, i pull my beard around the back of my grundle, up my back under my shirt and tape it to the back of my head so i have a mullet. then i dance.

What I love is the fact that BFG tried so hard to stay under 4000 posts, but now that he is past the mark, he is racing on towards 5000. By the end of June is my bet.

Hehe i was determined - but all that time sat waiting for video to render was just to much - the temptation to hang on the forum and keep my fingers busy, ack fortunatly five thousand is a long long long way away! :)

PS - Shiex she came back again, gave me her number, damn sexy student nurse :)

You, Sir are a Genius

maybe we should pull a macaddict, and get rid of post counts. Or we could just have custom titles if you get above 2-3000

that would be great to stop all this counting business.

Meh, so you want to be a phrase not a number?

don't wnat to be nuttin. damn people keep bringing it up, why can't i type in peace!! ::)

beacause your posts stick out like a sore thumb (omg where did I hear that old phrase) JUST LIKE YOU BFG!

[/color]

posts ::hot:: ::hot::

reply number 501

It's amazing. This post (503, if you include the orignal post) is as worthless as the first, second, and even the third.

oh but 504 is muchos better

Um, why does it say reply #537 then?

Anybody else find that www.damnr6.com went down earlier today? loaded the url but just with a white page... and before that i got lots of MySQL errors from the forum... no? nope? just me then  :(

I got that... though at first I thought it was just the schools PC's acting up again.

ah good i thought i was going ::areyoustupid::

lol, wtf? it WAS lower before. some older stuff mustve been moved into this thread.

nah they were def down for everyone, BBs|Nik had a chat open in GR titled "wtf happened to www.damnr6.com" or some shit.

yeah I agree w/civic, what got moved into here to screw up my good ole number 503?

Nah, you guys just can't count.

Brutha get on ichat u bugger

...and then I danced merrily with BFG and his 1600 nipple monkey friends.

And what a merry dance it was indeed, with many a nipple and monkey and um...

rum bfg rum

Almost to the coolest post number ever...one more to go...

I just had that not too long ago...

see ^^^

Yes, but mine is -so- much cooler.

[/color]

Because it has an exclemation mark.

 ::hot:: ::hot:: ::hot::

And three bouncing balls of flaming glory.  Yours has two.  Therefore inferior. 

Pwnt.

jerk ;)

[/size]




I WIN!

The sheep move faster. Thats not good.

we don't announce random numbers DarK... come on >:(

Why is DAMN on SMF 1.0.1 when 1.0.3 is out and there's already a beta of 1.1?

the mac community likes living months behind the newest things come out (games)  we are used to it myst cmon

Because Mauti hasn't been here in a while.

CHANGE IS BAD, what is wrong with this  ;D

The servers are not on Macs. If that was a joke about games, no one laughs, try the XBOX forums. Shade was  most right.

myst, I was generally joking with all of my posts, because this is a spam box.

no one jokes in the spam box. kill him!

wtf Im not allowed to joke I best go on a school shooting now  ::sniper:: ::sniper:: ::nade:: ::sniper:: ::wall:: ::wall:: ::domina:: ::domina:: ::rambo:: ::rambo:: ::uzi:: ::uzi:: ::ass:: ::beer:: ::beer:: ::banana:: ::hot:: ::uzi:: ::uzi::  sorry I got carryd away, now I must kill myself  ::nade::

I declare a "misuse of smiley ban"

he almost reached spanke-level.

i fucking hate this box. kill it already.

bronto hows that fast goin?

it's pretty harsh so far. that's the way it's supposed to be for the first few days though. lots of mucous.

keep it up bronto !!  I will eat to you tonite!

don't merge threads, even with a thread about nothing.

thanks myst the admi.... spam = randomaciy but I see where you are comin from so no more about Brontos fasting, lets talk about my graduation next week! woot no more HS for me after thursday!

Wow, and you still spam at a snipey level, how amazing. Gotta love the (insert country or private institution here) standards of education.

and you still complain, I seem to remember you counting? remind me why you did that again?

...to out count civic.... noob.

feel the love ::lieb:: ::knutsch::

Wow, I have sunk to new lows.  I got so bored today I re-played WC:III TFT and beat all the single player missions in one day, no cheating.  Hmmm...I think I'm just now beginning to realize the depths of how much I really dont want to do this Environmental Ethics paper... ::wall::

ever clear is:  ::applause::  ::bussi:: :-X ???

global mmenulist, mmenuplayed, windowL, windowR

on enterframe me
  mmenulist.getOne
  if mmenulist.GetOne = mmenuplayed then
    beep
  end if
end if
end


if windowL = 1 then 
if mmenulist.getOne(#homepool1) then
sprite(1).memberNum=43
else     
if mmenulist.getOne(#killhope2)then
sprite(1).memberNum=43
else   

if mmenulist.getOne(#slitwood3)then
sprite(1).memberNum=43
else

if mmenulist.getOne(#reservior4)then
sprite(1).memberNum=43
else

end if



.... As you can tell im not having much fun >:(

I'll just put you out of your misery.  ::shot::

Haha, I'm not usually up in these parts of the forum, but I had a great laugh ::lol::

Chuchkles the nipple monkey just not doing it for you anymore BFG?  L-W I am turning in my biggest paper tomorrow (ha-ha-ha-ha-haha : cartman laugh)    ::lol::   So after that IM FREE!~

 ::duck::

I have nothing to do, and its cold and rainy in maine, and i cant go outside for a cigarette because my parents dont understand.

smokin is bad for you anyway spike

No shit? Daamn, and all this time I thought it was helping me...

spike, what is your icon?

the awesome dancing dog!

*Nods Head in agreement*

shade you need a smoke too?

Oh whoops, I meant the cold and rainy part.  ;D

Im gonna tell ur GF

Yah shade, and its supposed to rain for like the next week and a half. Plus Portland seems so...small after boston.

Fuuuuuck... >:(

Yeah, do you go to college or something in Boston? downtown?


...just looking at the local weather report (http://www.weather.com/activities/other/other/weather/tenday.html?locid=03908) and yep, all I see is rain, rain, partly cloudy, rain and whoa...few showers.

Pff, it doesnt give you a current weather map?  Booo.

Go here: http://www.wunderground.com/US/ME/Portland.html

Tonights family guy was orgasmic. Just thought I'd let yall know.

as usual spike...

Well yeah, but the part with the chicken was amazing.

 ::nade::

 8)

not the smiley show-down... let's change the topic to... a riddle.

If Death killed Life and Life returned from Death which would be the only one left?

Jesus.

actually it would be Baron Samedi

I need a "Lady lovin" smiley damn it.

  ::lieb:: ::banana::  ::applause::  ::banana::  ::knutsch::

Speaking of ladies & BFG, any new developments with that cute nurse whose number you got?  ;)

Weeeell... we met up the other night, going out this weekend... that nurses outfit looks good   ;D

<----  very Happy Chappy!

keep us posted you big freaking goober

christ dark, 7 threads on the gg main page were last posted in my you. 7?!

He'll settle, or fizzle out completely to PGR like snipette or that other guy... they one I yelled at plenty on here.

you proove all the time that you're not better than DarK, in this case.

Hey I don't make 100 posts per day anymore! ::wall::

just because I had something to say doesnt mean I make 100 posts a day.  Honestly, the bashing of me a while back was fine, because I was posting nonsense and things like that, but what you are saying now is just dumb...

The only time I do spam is in this box, which is what it is for, any of you who have never spammed or posted over 5 times in one day, "CAST THE FIRST STONE"  Ok,  lets lighten up on darko for a bit, myst, spike, I dont remember flaming either of you for anyreason, or saying anything bad about you within the last few months (mysterio) or Ever(spike)


Thanks for considering my little points of view and maybe think before you type next time...

You're points were completely ignored DarK. ::)

New topic, shall we?

krush sucks!

Agreed.

...shit way to kill my insult.

snipey was the greatest thing to ever happen to these forums.

theory: bronto = snipey

Who? BFG wears suspenders and bra's.

what self praised brit doesnt?

http://www.planetgameranger.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=651

rofl, congrats on becoming an admin of a dead forum/site.

i don't care about the lame forum and i'm no admin there. the mainsite is obviously not dead, seeing that there are at least 5 new submissions per week on average which now get approved by me pretty much daily.

 ::duck:: ::duck:: ::duck:: ::duck:: ::duck:: ::duck:: ::duck:: ::duck:: ::duck:: ::duck:: ::duck::
 goose?

(http://13gb.com/content/gallery/media/mexifornia.jpg)

broken link civ?

don't see the picture

bleh, it worked when i posted it. their server must be down.

personal post #2500.

I wish 533 meant something...

looking at the time in which you made them it means that u're a spamer.

heh, amen.  I was at about? 200 posts before I became an admin... now half my posts come from the admin section

yeah... over half of my posts lay in the adminzone. ::)

Civic, I like the term, Opinionated.  I just enjoy putting my 2 cents in.

Anyone know how to use a disk img to play RvS. I got RvS.dmg from Frisbee, and then burned it to a disk using toast, but it doesnt work. What do I do?


(besides you know, buy a new copy)

OMG  -  i just had an awesome idea, i dont know... just came to me whilst reading this spam column, for unknown reasons.   *ahem*    SPAM KABOB

mm mmm mmmm

MARCO

spam kabob....terrible idea....

isn't it KEBAB?

Spam sucks now, I remember the days of over 100 page spam.  Wasn't too long ago in fact.

I always liked the picture book spam.

Does anyone remember the scrap book that was a feature on a the old mac operating systems? Jesus christ that feature was useless.

My favorite was the ridiculous puzzle of the world, and how you could make it have like 6 pieces and be so easy only a brain dead (read: pc user) couldnt solve it.

(http://poststuff5.entensity.net/052705/stophammertime.jpg)

not worthy of it's own thread, so:

England's second string team - 2 | America - 1

2 goals for england in the first half, by the second they had subbed in bench warmers who played all too sloppy, so america slipped one by. good effort from america though, but you guys gotta get some new chants....this is americas only chant: U.......S............A. not cutting it. not very exciting game, columbia will be better.

not the best match eh ;)

the bench warmers were slack, way to slack - why the fuck they couldn't pull their socks up and play a bit better i don't know, they didn't do themselves justice but yeah good effort from america.

I guess football isn't ever going to really take off over there is it, btw anyone watch the rowing championships yesterday - bloody german 8 looked awesome, and the chinese womans eight, where the hell did they come from!!

Rowing? Whats that?

go swivel you bleedin lumberjack ;)

its what you do when your up shit creek but you still have a paddle!!  ::lol::

China

you know dark, when he asked where they came from, he wasn't talking literally where they came from, but rather saying "Damn, those wee chinese ladies were so far behind and suddenly they came up and won the shit". It's called reading things in context. It's something you learn after a while..you know..after you grow up  8)

I'd hate to waste post 3000, but...

Brutha, I think he was trying to be funny. You ended up making a better joke out of his attempted joke.

I would bold and make "3000" really big, but I just must focus on hockey.

another one to be branded....

eating a big Dino's Gyro right now and damn it's good.

Isn't that illigal in most parts of the country unless you have a license and  parental consent? ;)

I wonder if he knew the sexual connotations that would induce when he said it?

I didn't "know the sexual connotations" because their were none... only if you re-word it and make a new meaning for the word gyro would it have any sexual connotations.

gyro means sheep meat and Dino's is a place that sells gyro's... use your head.

use his head? come on, we're all pervs here.

 ::ass::

except me... that's not really "perv" though. that's just stupid giving gyro an alternative meaning. And if you need to change somebody's post around to make it sound sick... then hell, I should start doing this to everybody's post, because I'm sure it's possible.

I see some things never change.  ;D

 ::lol:: :-X

Dress-up Steve Jobs (http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/692flash.html)

Whenever I dressed him in anything other than his usual, he didn't quite look right. I decided not to submit it :) . (It is a contest btw)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/DICKLICK/turd.jpg)

lol...

love how you made the second face ::)

 I'm in an unbelievable amount of trouble.

At about 10:30, I went for a walk with my friend Ashley, up into the woods behind my house, only back about 500 yard, then sat and talked. Come midnight, we both said "fuck curfew, neither of us care". We expected to get back around 1. We got back at 3:20. Both her and my parents were at my house. The police were out looking for us.

My parents, I can deal with. I'm 17 years old, not a whole lot they can do. . . Her parents on the other hand. . . Fucking impossible.

At the time, my choices seemed clear:

1.) Go back and interact with parents at midnight.

2.) Hold hands talking about life with someone I love.

The choice was obvious. . . I forgot one detail. . . He parents.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK! 

Holy crap let me get this straight.... curfew .... police ... girlfriends parents

would you like burial or cremation ?

Damn Typhy...I hope you at least got a good blowjob out of the deal.[/size]  ;)

Cremation, please.  Work in 5 minutes.

Well, I may be a stupid fuck. . . But thankfully, I can talk my way out of almost any situation.

I called up her parents about 15 minutes ago ( only got off work about an hour ago ). 1 minute, 13 seconds on the phone. Went much better than I expected. I talked to her mom, I apologized, told her I felt like an idiot, etc. We laughed for a minute, and she said she appreciated me calling, and the important thing was that Ash and I were OK.

She got grounded until she leaves for NOLS on Tuesday, so not a huge deal, except that it extends the time that I don't get to see her for. . . 35 days from Today. :(

I didn't get in any trouble, my parents figured that what was about to happen to me is plenty anyway - Up for work after 4 hours of sleep, 9 hour day of construction work in 51? F, pouring rain and windy weather, all outside.

I'd love to use tonight to catch up on sleep, but I've gotta be at work at 7:00 AM tomorrow. . . Who the fuck puts up vapor barriers in the pouring rain? We've got a fucking roof on, we should be inside. . .

god, who doesnt put up vapor barriers in the rain. all the cool construction crews do it here. psh.

(http://www.punksandnerds.com/comics/0104.gif)

Poor Old Super-Cock, alas he is no match for the evil cunning of uterus.

Speaking of boobs  ::...:: tiro nice avatar (too bad one cant randomly flop out)

Hehe - Lot's a peeps have been sitting for minutes waiting for that to happen ! ::lol::

iPod Spoof (http://70.85.177.138/Videos/Medium_QT/iPod_Spoof.mov)

heh heh very good

not so good...hated it...don't like the original, it's just that everytime I hear that song I feel like clubbing a baby seal.

Omg its the funky chicken song, WHO HATES THE FUNKY CHICKEN!

look at the number of your posts brutha..

666 the number of the beast

I'd just like to take a moment and congratulate myself and Snipe for getting 30 min bans from GR tonight for game flooding. Go us! ::applause::

Ah. That was fun.

I needed that.

who would win in a fight, my avatar or yours?

Fuckin' Snipe's, no question about it.

Do you even have to ask?

dude, my little guy knows kung fu. better than keanu.

Yeah well his little karate chop through my guys light sabre isn't gonna work out well for him.

The fat man will run out of breath soon, and my man will still be dancing. and then kick him in the balls, and karate chop his jugular. Meanwhile, my post count pwns yours, how did that happen? and why am I not a useless postcount whore?

You're not a useless post count whore because that position was strictly reserved for myself and bronto.

Therefore, consider yourself  ::wall:: self pwn't.

I don't really know how, and why am I talking to you here if I'm talking to you on ichat...

because we've got another 16 mins left, and im trying to reach 1700

I suppose I could make an attempt at 1600...


nah. too much work.

go go go, better than doing your paper

ROFLLMFAOLMAOHAHALOLOLOLOL

lol snipe that was for using "friz's mom" muahhahaha!
im special....dont insult me or ull get banned lol

anyways  Snipe> ::bussi::<me

Awww frizzy, I didn't know you cared.

 ::lieb::

lol we got moved in here.

Spam.

It's What's For Dinner.[/b][/size]

Waiter i asked for my spam to be well done, this spam is still typing damn it! Tell chef to cook the damn spam before serving it up!

Yes Spike, it got moved. As a moderator you should know that this was a spam thread. Now if I was on a power trip like yourself I would have locked the thread and wrote in BIG RED BOLD that everyone was warned.  :o

Joining and Leaving a room really fast multiple times... slows down GR I think.

Anyway, Spike, Snipes Avatar has been dancing like that for at least a year, he has a pretty good set of lungs if you ask me :P

I think it's time for me to make a run at 3,000 posts.  ;)

lol...my name changed!  God Save the Royal Whorealots!  ;D

Welcome to the royal family Prince Ghostsniper ;)  ::lol::

1584 POSTS!!!

Don't really know the significance, but here I am.  ::applause::

oh snipe sexy daddy'o congratulations  ::applause::

heh. i bow to the voods. he knows all, and his pwnism is unrivaled.

oh, and one thousand and seven hundred, bitches.

i don't want my title to change when i get more.

your special title "Useless Post-Count Whore" will always stay unless Mauti changes it. the other part tho changes with your post count, the "God bless the freaks" part.

In case you didn't know, BFG will be taking his leave of us sometime this summer, allowing everyone else valuble time to catch up.

Yeah not to long now and you get get about six weeks of completely *DAMN free BFG ;)

Your so excited BFG that you stuttered.

what? me? stut- stut-stutter? feck that ;)

GS, what's it like to know that you'll never get that five minutes of your life back?

Well, I'm drugged up on Vicodin from a bad spider bite I got on my foot, so I really didn't miss that 5 minutes at all.  ;)

OMG MICHAEL JACKSON NOT GUILTY!!! ...

not like I care.

I have no clue what post number this is so... X

pst, theres a little thing under your name, tells you how many you have.

Oh baby Oh baby. 1st class degree with honors! ;D . in your face any  nasty stupid people i have met during my life ::applause::

spike, I didnt have any posts on this page, and I was to lazy to look (CONGRATS BFG)

what are you studying bfg? can i have some money?

Thanks matey's. Time Based Media (specialising in interactive media and digital video / post production)

Hmm money, had a job interview this morning (got my big ass headhunted  ;D ) so we'll see! ;)

may you one day no longer have to bounce.

lol damn that sounds dodgey ;)

.. Indeed, although im settling in to the new routine now. Having to work on a friday & sat night isn't exactly wonderful but having lots of lovely ladies flirt with you, and getting big fat evelopes full of £££ isn't to bad either ;)

sounds illegal eh

BFG bounces more than one way

I though he had a girlfriend..a nurse of some sort...

Hmmm i do, i do...  ;D

Dont forget, we still have had no photo evidence of said nurse.

Amen Brother Bronto

Forgive me but last time i saw her i was more concerned of getting her out of her nurses uniform and into bed  than i was about taking photos for you perverts ;)  ... That said i want photo's too ;)  :-X

(http://img218.echo.cx/img218/234/rs00167mp.jpg)

what the fuck has she got written on her T-Shirt?   ;)

(nice looking lady!  ::) )

hah, you wish bfg, you read that in a second

hehe im trying really hard now honest ;) i managed the first word... 'if'... um if this ...

nope i give up, i prefer looking at the lovely lady!

nice find spike... I mean wtf is all that shit on her shirt...

All I can say is....fuck.

why do you even pretend you can't read it boys? I'll admit, I could..took me a few seconds, but I could...and I admit..I need to get laid...

Thats actually spikes sister

no one would actually wear that shirt without being able to read it themselves.

... hmm spike i like your sister!

Oh ok Brutha i admit it i confess... I've got a 'appointment' with my nurse on wednesday however so i think i'll survive ;)

Bronto this is true, maybe she is offering herself?

Hmm, I wonder what that T Shirt says. Beats me. :D

My job SUCKS and I just want to go sit in the corner and cry now.  :'(

Michael has two abusive stepfathers and an alcoholic mother. If his self-esteem is reduced by 20% per dysfunctional parent, but Michael feels 3% better for every person he denigrates, how long will it take before he's ready to go home if 1 person walks by the cafe every 2 minutes?



If the average person can eat one pork pot sticker in 30 seconds, and the waitress brings a platter of 12 pot stickers, how long will it take five vegans to not eat them?



A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her.  She goes out and buys a gun.  Sure enough, when she comes home, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead.  The blonde is angry--she opens her purse to take out her gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief.  She takes the gun and points it to her head.

The boyfriend yells "No honey, don't do it". 

The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next".

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v517/plurr420/sparkhello3eo.gif)

 ::kanibal::

Hi I'm Lee Harvey and I'm An Alcoholic...........



oops..... wrong thread

man i didnt know there was a thread for that. must be in a special "boozers only" forum I cant see.

(http://www.hondavision.com/photohosting/data/500/78rickjames.gif)

you have to be peshed to be able to see it - all posts are in double vision ;)

rofl thats amazing

hmm

North Korea vs. USA scares the shit out of me: http://www.rense.com/general37/nkorr.htm

who wants to buy me prem? anyone? hmmm?!

spike if I give you a penny will you give me 2 in return?

no but he might slap your cheeky ass

BFG so much hate I sense in you... hate leads to the "dark" side you know.

lmao

I think I definently belong in that forum.

maybe we should make the black ops section into the alky section.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BFG!!!!

OH yea its bfg's birthday.... :o :o :o
Congrats man, sorry for killing ya in rvs then  :(

 ::bussi::
 :D

happy birthday sex pot

Thankyou thankyou boys and girls! ;) I'll have several pints for each of you tonight!!  ::beer:: ::morecider::

i wish windows media player would hurry up so i can go take a dump

windows media player is using the bathroom for too long again?

weeel windows media player is a huge pile of shit.... i thought we all knew that! Huge piles of shit take a while to flush, hell sometimes they need a double whamm  ::)

btw, GS thanks for the song, it's a beautiful thing :) I had a damn good chuckle thankyou  ::applause::

About WMV, there are plugins you can get to make QT fully compatible with WM formats.

Link Me.

http://www.flip4mac.com/wmv.htm

apparantly there's a Tubgirl2! i couldn't find it, but i'm sure it's excellent!

www.tubgirl2.com (http://www.tubgirl2.com)

that link is dead civic, but don't worry i found it!!

http://hostilism.com/ht/misc/tubgirl2.jpg

the first one was "better". this is just a bad copy, doesn't nearly have the same effect.

(http://hostilism.com/ht/misc/appleagames.jpg)

lol

Pimp my ride bitch

(http://hostilism.com/ht/misc/uncoolest_race_ever.jpg)

(http://hostilism.com/ht/misc/vote_for_me.jpg)

yeah i've been stuck looking at these pictures the past 20 minutes too

Some quality ones hidden in there ;)

(http://hostilism.com/ht/misc/whitehouse_peter_meters.jpg)

The funny part is Condelliza.....Condelleza?.... Oh however you spell it, being included. Powell for president.

Rumsfelds penis is non-existent.

Yeah and it must be hard when its stuck to your forehead.

(http://hostilism.com/ht/misc/casualfriday.jpg)

goatse cookies!
(http://hostilism.com/ht/misc/cookiesecx.jpg)

(http://hostilism.com/ht/misc/get_out.jpg)

(http://hostilism.com/ht/misc/applesecx.jpg)

and

(http://hostilism.com/ht/misc/4thehorde.jpg)

To many... just to many, so many sites with so many photo's... must stop laughing and remember to breath!
(http://hostilism.com/ht/misc/ninjas_killed_my_family.jpg)
(http://hostilism.com/ht/misc/obvious_sign.jpg)
(http://hostilism.com/ht/misc/not_a_fannypack.jpg)

that last one your mother bfg?

For the Horde....lmao  ::lol::

This is my desktop:
(http://hostilism.com/ht/misc/pope_rockin.jpg)

 ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::

hehe yeah i loved that one :D

Anyone hungry?


(http://hostilism.com/ht/misc/mcbaby.jpg)

(http://hostilism.com/ht/misc/mclawnmower.jpg)

ok i couldn't help myself:

(http://hostilism.com/ht/misc/metal_midget.jpg)


(http://hostilism.com/ht/misc/my_ad.jpg)

lmao
now read this: http://www.wsoctv.com/news/4662466/detail.html

Wow, this is all so insane...  ::nade::

Ok whether you think he was guilty or guilty (nope he was guilty) you can't help but laugh.....

(http://hostilism.com/ht/misc/jackoshirt.jpg)

(http://hostilism.com/ht/misc/jackonapped.jpg)

At least the quality of the SPAM in here has improved in the last week.  ::applause::

How can you spend so much time with those images and not myst on GR BFG  ;)

 ::duck::

change the name to Mind Fuck Box  :D

in other news, i have changed my career goals and will be taking over my father's business where i can make 100k+. but of course this won't be for a couple years, and i really doubt i'll reach 100k for a few years.

OMFGWTF GameRanger is down! :o

....longest down time in a long time...