Title: 'The Grand List of RPG Clichés!' Post by: c| Lone-Wolf on February 22, 2005, 08:49:58 am A smidge long, but i was laughing almost the entire way through.
Drawn heavily from the Final Fantasy series, and even though i havent played them, still got me laughing because it's applicable to all RPGs. Read on! http://project-apollo.net/text/rpg.html Title: Re: 'The Grand Master List of RPG Clichés!' Post by: BTs_GhostSniper on February 22, 2005, 03:17:52 pm 107. Arbor Day Rule:
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says. I've never played RPG games, but that sounded funny as hell to me. Title: Re: 'The Grand Master List of RPG Clichés!' Post by: Supernatural Pie on February 22, 2005, 05:39:14 pm Fake Ending
There will be a sequence which pretends to be the end of the game but obviously isn't -- if for no other reason than because you're still on Disk 1 of 4. hahahhahahahha... And that is why I never even attempted to finish Final Fantasy 7. Title: Re: 'The Grand Master List of RPG Clichés!' Post by: *DAMN Bondo on February 22, 2005, 06:58:57 pm HAHA
The first one that ccame to mind when I saw the title was stories always starting with the kid being woken up after sleeping late. Go figure it was tops on the list. |