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Title: 'The Grand List of RPG Clichés!'
Post by: c| Lone-Wolf on February 22, 2005, 08:49:58 am
A smidge long, but i was laughing almost the entire way through.

Drawn heavily from the Final Fantasy series, and even though i havent played them, still got me laughing because it's applicable to all RPGs.

Read on!
http://project-apollo.net/text/rpg.html


Title: Re: 'The Grand Master List of RPG Clichés!'
Post by: BTs_GhostSniper on February 22, 2005, 03:17:52 pm
107. Arbor Day Rule:
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says.

I've never played RPG games, but that sounded funny as hell to me.


Title: Re: 'The Grand Master List of RPG Clichés!'
Post by: Supernatural Pie on February 22, 2005, 05:39:14 pm
Fake Ending
There will be a sequence which pretends to be the end of the game but obviously isn't -- if for no other reason than because you're still on Disk 1 of 4.



hahahhahahahha...


And that is why I never even attempted to finish Final Fantasy 7.


Title: Re: 'The Grand Master List of RPG Clichés!'
Post by: *DAMN Bondo on February 22, 2005, 06:58:57 pm
HAHA

The first one that ccame to mind when I saw the title was stories always starting with the kid being woken up after sleeping late. Go figure it was tops on the list.