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Title: I think God's spanking the US
Post by: "Sixhits" on August 12, 2004, 08:03:46 pm
That is, if there was a god.


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APALACHICOLA, Fla. (AP) - A disorganized Tropical Storm Bonnie blustered ashore near the central Florida Panhandle on Thursday afternoon, bringing with it lighter-than-expected wind and rain.

Meanwhile, some 380,000 Tampa Bay area residents were told to evacuate from coastal or low-lying areas because of Bonnie's stronger brother, Hurricane Charley. It was the largest such evacuation in the history of Pinellas County, which includes St. Petersburg.

As a strengthening Charley neared southern Florida with 90 mph winds, Bonnie's disorganized center came ashore with wind near 50 mph.

Charley is expected to hit Florida's west coast Friday and could pack winds of 105 mph, forecasters say.
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BAM!

(http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/TROPICAL_WEATHER.sff_NY124_20040812121557.jpg)

It's as if someone disapproves of this country's actions.  And has a point to make.


Title: Re:I think God's spanking the US
Post by: BTs_Mysterio on August 12, 2004, 08:06:10 pm
It's as if a few fronts collided and formed a storm.


Title: Re:I think God's spanking the US
Post by: bronto on August 13, 2004, 12:45:24 am
the eye of the storm is gonna settle over the white house and suck bush and cheney out like a beam-me-up-scotty thing.


Title: Re:I think God's spanking the US
Post by: spike on August 13, 2004, 12:53:08 am
it's actually gods other, and less well known son Bob, god of storm fronts, who is pissed.


Title: Re:I think God's spanking the US
Post by: bronto on August 13, 2004, 01:22:14 am
bob eats the acid and pisses his burning acid piss rain down on us for fucking with him.


Title: Re:I think God's spanking the US
Post by: BTs_Mysterio on August 13, 2004, 02:23:03 am
Cursing make baby jesus cry bronto.


Title: Re:I think God's spanking the US
Post by: Maniac on August 13, 2004, 04:16:12 am
God just doesn't like Florida. I mean remember hurricane Andrew?


Title: Re:I think God's spanking the US
Post by: seth on August 13, 2004, 04:44:53 am
God just doesn't like Florida. I mean remember hurricane Andrew?

i dont remember Andrew, i do remember Georges W though.


Title: Re:I think God's spanking the US
Post by: c| Spetsnaz. on August 13, 2004, 04:48:09 am
God is Satan, and Satan is God.


Title: Re:I think God's spanking the US
Post by: Cossack on August 13, 2004, 05:35:03 am
War is Peace.


Title: Re:I think God's spanking the US
Post by: Toxic::Joka on August 13, 2004, 08:09:16 am
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