*DAMN R6 Forum

I couldn't resist, sorry, sheep are coming... (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~damnr6/clanladder/index.php)

(http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~damnr6/yabbse/YaBBImages/soon.gif)

I love it,

Mauti

Something is fishy...curse hidden messages.

HEHE

 :-X

hm, looks like its time to join a clan that actually cb's....

lmao! that pic if fuckin' awesome! :o :D

 God bless the sheep!   ;D

 :-X

Let's turn those  :-X 's into (http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/celeb/pacmanttlg.gif) 's.


Hmm...

Methinks changes are coming in the DBL...

like making sheep our mascot? personally i think it should be lightsaber boy.

The proper term for him is "Star Wars Kid."

However, I second the motion. (??? Myst Enterprises)

Objection snipe.

Mysterio should be the DAMN mascot!  ;D

I'm so excited Mauti, I LOVE barnyard animals.  Can't wait to "play" with them...

Grifter would be proud.

Kinda like the little kids you keep around  ;D ;D ;D

ahahahaha... ;D :-X

Why must you taunt us?

When you become a BL admin, the first thing you're told is that you must take any oppertunity to taunt the general public in a superior sort of way. ;)

Better get at it Typhy  ;)

Infantry sheep? Hahaha

Dont suppose anybody has heard the Dr. Demento song, Cows With Guns?

-EDIT- Do i/we get extra points for actually owning sheep?  Honest to god, ive got five sheep!

your dinner for this week, Lone-WOLF? ;)

Maybe it's time to buy Raven Shield to get back into CBs, just maybe.  Now if only I didn't take AP and Honors classes... ;)

Are we allowed to eat the sheep?

Or rape them at least?

What if we just let our cats use them as scratching posts?

This is crazy Mauti, just tell us what it is. Or at least tell me so I can laugh at others.

Eating and raping your sheep is strictly forbidden in the DBL.


Life is far more enjoyable when you don't care. School should be a very low priority. Don't let teachers bullshit you with the "You need these grades to get into a good college". Fuck college, I'd rather enjoy my life while I still can. Just a little advice.  

Yes, I would rather enjoy my life too, having graduated from a solid college with a degree and gone on to work in a well paying and satisfying field. Then to support a family and have enough money to travel the world(or live in italy)


course, there's always mcdonalds, they'll hire you without a college degree



back on topic: sheep of the world unite!

Spike, I'm not saying drop out of school, and live completely for the moment. I'm saying that I'd rather get Bs and Cs, but enjoy life, than get As, and have my life be school.

God bless the sheep.

I thought the same thing until my bad grades prevented admission to the college of my choice, and then I looked back and realized that I wished I had tried harder.



God bless the sheep, may they live and prosper.

guys i already called the sheep.  you know the king.of.pop loves his barnyard animals almost as much as he loves his children.

please, if you have any sympathy for the king of pop, lemme have my sheep.  besides they took my kiddies away from me so all i have to look forward to now are my sheep.

King

Careful, KOP. Everyone has to pass a perversion test before they can take custody of their sheep.

Typhy's perversion with sheep, goats, and other farm animals in Alaska is legendary.

lol....I just couldn't resist![/size]

well that put a kink in things didn't it?

I don't wanna sound like a sissy or nothin' but.. .

As I still live at home with my parents, they walk around the house... and.. . I'll just get straight to the point.. . Get rid of your avatar kuza!  ;D

It does not show nipples.. Its just big breats in a tight shirt.. You can see more on regular TV

OMFG I KNEW IT!

JOKA'S GAY!

 :o

In other news, me and Typhy have devised a devilish plot to steal everyone's sheep. But we'll need 2 ski masks, 14 smoke grenades, 2 pairs of night vision goggles, 12 gallons of sheep tranquilizer, and a minigun that shoots sheep tranquilizer darts.

Can anyone help us out in our quest for these supplies?

I can get the night vision, the smoke grenades and the ski masks. However, we still need help with the other stuff.

Thats not what my girlfriend thinks  ;)

She doesn't know?! :O

She's gonne be pissed Joka.

-Pissed-

Back on topic, i still say the 5 sheep that i have should get me bonus points for something.

(and btw, hailing from the same clan as KOP, and having to listen to him on NF, i can tell you for certain he passes the perversion test hands down, and i dont even know what is on it)

All in favor of me keeping the boobs say oi!

Nay, somebody think of the children...before checking safari's other tabs.

lol joka sometimes when i read forums there are a million posts like that but 100x bigger. While they aren't to big on all that, they might still think it's porn and i want to avoid that if at all possible.

I would like you to know that I helped create that avatar, and if kuza were forced to remove it, I would, frankly, be grossly offended.

I'm sure your parents have seen boobies before anyway, joka.  

 ;)

pfft, you destroyed it by adding the "cO" or the "Chosen Ones" text in it. >:(

 ;)

the original animation can be found here: http://www.rajuabju.com/leykis/images/avatars/gallery/main/myliii.gif (http://www.rajuabju.com/leykis/images/avatars/gallery/main/myliii.gif)

Yeah i found it originally
then get added the "chosen one's" to it

you guys are lucky they dont allow sig pics here  :o

What, our virgin eyes cant take it? Haha

Sooo...the sig pic is a shee shagger??? (just trying to get the thread back to the topic here) ;)

You shall all learn how to properly shepherd your sheep by the end of the coming season. ;)

This is fun being on the inside, isn't it Typhy&co?

yesss... it is. ;D

wtf? how do you people know??!

*cough* we're BL admins.  ;) :)

I just wish mauti had not asked us admins to store the sheep at our houses till the season begings........ They keep me up at night. :(

Oh my god, I know. They seem like rodents, also, they're always chewing things up.

damnit... do you think he'll notice that one's missing? we were grilling yesterday aaand..... :-X

My god, you're a bad example.

The BL rules clearly state that eating one's sheep is illegal.

here... i took a pic of it before we, err... ate it! ;D






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Damnit, Civic!

"BL Rule 257.4J: Eating sheep is strictly forbidden. Any person caught eating sheep will swiftly have his balls removed."

Typhy, I don't mind you cussing....but please don't take the Lord's name in vain.  Take that into consideration and I'll try to stop praying that fire and brimstone rain down on your house.[/size]  ;)

Sorry.

:Runs from fire and brimstone, while reaching for M4A1 and 950 FPS spring for some revenge:

*cough*

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 ;)

My sheep look like little troopers, though I used the camo paint a bit too liberally.... I bet my sheep could easily take your clan Civic... (http://membres.lycos.fr/ratrose/sheep.jpg) if they had hands... Maybe I need to think about that suicide sheep idea a little more thoroughly.

don't confuse Ghost Recon respectively Raven Shield with Worms please! ;D

???

*cough* suicide sheep *cough*

don't you know Worms, Crypt? ;D

Is that a sheep I see? *bah*
nah... its not cause i still have no idea what you admins are going on about. From what I gather, it might be some team escort games or something where we heard them around the field like sheep. But even if Im right, you admins probably wont let us know. Gotta build up the suspense and mystery.
So to that I say *BAH!*

Ahahahah, i loved the suicide sheep in Worms.  Hippity Hop...Hippity Hop...Hippit-*BLAM*

 :P  
So someone should figure out how to make an RvS or GhR skin that is a Sheep.  
(No, it wouldnt really work, but it would be so cool!)

A sheep standing on 2 legs holding a SPAS would bring BL RvS ladder activity to 3000% above last seasons. We could call it, the Sheep Ladder... MUHAHA




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Well, I would just like to say thankyou to *DAMN for honouring the animals of society. [a] will make the sheep proud in the up and coming season.

Oh and for the record, New Zealand has the most sheep per capita and guess where I'm from?  ;D so, I don't care what the admins little secret is, the sheep are all mine goddamnit!!!! hehe

http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~Sfindlay/yrds/s-drov.html

Tigah can appreciate this...

But im just curious if you guys know how unbelievably -stupid- sheep are.

Ever see a sheep try to climb a tree?  It isnt a good thing.  

A little sheep story from where i live...
About 6 years ago, with about a half foot of snow on the ground, our sheep were in a pasture where, basically, their shelter from the elements was in one corner of the pasture (which was a square) and where we tossed the hay into them was at the diagonal corner.  So, we feed them, two sheep go out to get food.  They blaze a trail out to where the food is, and have their fill, then turn around and head back to the shelter.  However at that very moment, the other three sheep decided they were hungry, and followed the same path blazed by the first two.  

They met in the middle of this maybe, half food wide path in the show and just stood there.  I swear to god, for TWO HOURS!! Five sheep stood in a line, facing each other, unable to figure out how to get around each other, back up, go left or right, or anything.  Finally one of them had a little brainstorm, and went off to one side and made her own trail to the food...

I laughed so hard...and yet i felt so sad for them...oh screw it im gonna laugh  ;D ;D

This isnt to say that the *DAMN sheep wont be intelligent...i just hope Mauti got a different breed than the kind we've got.  :)

bloody hell what do you sprinkle on the hay to get such brain dead sheep!.... good job you only had five of them in there, you'd have ended up with gridlock! ;)

One thing that must be said in their favor... they have good memories when it comes to dipping.... they remember whats going to happen and where the most unhelpful place to go is... you can't fool them twice into the shute!

....sheep don't sleep standing up

Actually i was watching this whole ordeal from my living room window, and laughing the whole time (yes, im a mean, mean person)

And youre correct BFG, sleep dont sleep standing up, so i find it hard to figure out how they would 1) get tipped over in the first place, and 2) not notice it, because they are incredibly skittish animals, and will easily become aggitated and start running around.  And those are some seriously fat sheep if they cant get up. Id guess it was more their wool than fat, but whatever.

hehehe ' sheeps '  ;D

um the danish Farmers society says that sheep sleep standing up?

The day i see a sheep fast asleep on its feet i will eat my hat.

Oh and todays hot farmer fact: Sheep and Cattle tend to only sleep between 3 and four hours a night.

If there were a great big evil/devil grin smiley thing on here, it would be up right now.  ;D
So, who would notice if one goes missing?! =D

And sure this has devolved into semi-flaming, but, i mean, its a thread about -SHEEP- for godsakes, how much is there to say about it??

Btw BFG, i sprinkle Crack on their AlfAlfa hay in the morning   ;)  (at least, in the Winter when they need it)

In the USA we call it Cow Tipping...... mostly done l8t at night when yoiu are very drunk (and you have alot of friends around to watch you bust your ass the first 5 or 6 times trying)

its also something you do to the new guy... take him out there and ditch him... quite hillarious.  

Anyway... does anyone have a clue wtf this sheep thing means anyway... other than those enlightened admins.

DH out

wow. that was fasinating..


I now understand what flies ment regarding "sheep tipping" and its not what i thought he ment. Sheep tipping or what what we call 'turning... You place on hand over the sheep to the side low on the belly and roll the sheep over in your direction and on to its tail... you can hold it there without any problems and its pretty helpless - thus enabling you to check for foot-rot... or clipping etc..

As for the cows im amazed... I mean we use a cattle crush, but to tip cows over?! thats just nasty!

Think it is the alchohol that actually inspires the people to flip cows, horses, or even sheep. I personally have never seen the amusement in it all except that people actually do it. But I do have a story and many of you have already heard about it on the news a few months ago.
It involves a sheep that got lost in a cave about 4-5 years ago and survived off of food in the cave for all this time. It emerged out of the cave earlier this year and had soooo much wool on it from not being sheared in 5 years. It was enourmous. You could not even see its legs, just looked like a giant ball of wool with a sheep head sticking out.

Oh well. *bah*
Ein

There is more to sheep than we thought... http://www.macplay.com/downloads/demo_sheep.php

w00t it's the new game for the DBL!

lol... i knew some people would think that after Aramarth's post. the game Sheep doesnt even have a multiplayer possibility. (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~damnr6/yabbse/YaBBImages/icon_lol.gif) (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~damnr6/yabbse/YaBBImages/icon_bluh.gif)

yeah to bad none of us are genius' at modding things ... saberian... pretty much everyone... I think that if someone wanted... the sheep could become multiplayer

Capture the Sheep (CTF with stubborn sheep)

Warsheep    (Ride the sheep for 3 minutes to win)

Sheep domination (For audiences over 18)

Tilt the Sheep (A twist on Siege)

My new dog comes from germany where his father and mother still herd sheep. They believe is is healthy for the dog to KILL 1 Sheep every year.  :D

'healthy' ?? omg that sheppard better watch his back...   :-[

Myst doesn't follow? Are we talking about activists here?

...... Just cos they are called sheepdogs dosn't mean they should EAT them!! what would the AC2SA (Anti Cruelty towards Sheep Association ;)) have to say about that!?!  :o

They would say it's good that tradition lives on. These are classic shepards.

Omg as a proud member of the AC2SA I would say that this travesty has got to be stopped.  We here at the AC2SA Beleive not that its healthy for sheep to be killed by the dog... but a dog to be killed by the sheep.  And yes farmers watch your backs when u run out of dogs.  AC2SA official handbook, rule 245c.4 "All sheep should be allowed to kill one sheepdog a year.  This is to help keep the overdominant sheepdogs at bay."


DarK.  
Member of AC2SA since 1995
AC2SA Founded in 1979
AC2SA hand book quote taken from the 2004 AC2SA Handbook
Thank you have a nice day

Anyone who knows these dogs would never say that! I hate sheep.

How many sheep are in a flock? maybe 50 or more? And how many dogs do people usually keep to herd those sheep? maybe 3-5? And your saying you should kill off one of the dogs every year by the sheep? so the sheep outnumber the dogs 10-1 and you want to kill off the dogs? does that make sense to anyone else besides the Anticruelty people? However Im not saying that I condone the dog killing one sheep a year either. Why cant the sheeps and dogs all just get along? ::)

Ein I think they could ask us all the same question... at least they arent even the same species killing each other... humans have wars with humans how pathetic... we should all ask ourselves why cant we just get along.

No worries, BFG, MP5's sheep will be living with Snipe and I. Myst's brother and dog can't be trusted around them.

omg BFG dont let Shade have our sheep... he will moleste them

 8)

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Soon.. very soon.. the sheep will come to power.. They will come to rid the earth of all evil.. The Counter is ticking down... soon.. ery very soon my friends... Muhahahaha.... Muhahahah.. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Aha!.. . So that's what the sheep meant. I hope they really will work as an incentive and encourage clans to cb more. But I fear that instead of getting "ducked" a clan might find themself "sheeped" eg. A clan refuses to play with more than one sheep.

Lets hope it turns out for the better.

PS. nice drawings mauti  ;)

Thanks!

Your fear is of course justified but if you only always offer 1 sheep you will go nowhere. Well we will see - how many sheep in the end your clan offers ;)

Bye,

Mauti

Muahaha...

I actually had this idea a few weeks ago, and I started telling my idea to Typhy, and then all of a sudden, he's like "HOLY SHIT SNIPE WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU?!"


I inadvertently figured out Sheep?.

 ;D

riiight ;)

Actually Civic, the first person he accused of telling me was you.  :D

But to this day, I havn't told one person.


I think that this quote from the Boondock Saints is quite fitting for Sheep?.
Hmm!

And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee.
Power hath descended forth from they hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out they command.
And we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patris, et filii, et spiritus sancti.