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By popular demand, enjoy.

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Post #1  ;D

#2 woot

Wait, why is the other one gone?...i missed that.

4. w000t

5. wtf happened to the other one? you gotta let spam percolate, it doesnt have to be rapid fire.

wtf?! nobody asked for a new one (again)...

Crikes its a bit bare bout here! feels like someone ripped all me clothes off and ran of screaming ass cheeks to the wind!

The quality of spam these days is shocking. what kinda spmap is  #1,2,3,4. w000t!! What happend to the good old thick slabs of tasty cheap spam!  

naked i tell u ... naked.

Well.. they could have t least unstickied the old spam drop box.. but left it in the GG area like they did the last one................
                 "Spam Drop Box V4.1 The Lame one"  

why the hell has it been restarted?!

cause you're ugly




millions of peaches, peaches for me!

... damnit getting distracted by kuza's damn pic.....

kuza's ugly too.




i like american music best, baby...


name that song and ill let you teabag me! ....or something

Mother fucker.

I totally agree, Loth.

did there used to be a picture there?

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the missing part of that picture is bronto with his mouf open

my spam is the best. loth's is good too.

eh, i think that we can agree that civic is king of all spam kings. i mean counting? how can you get more spam than that?!

Counting??? - by z][t-Civic?

 ;D

quality over quantity, spike. civics shit is weak.

more like diaherra

fine, civics diarrhea is weak.

spam is not supposed to have quality, that's why it's spam... tsk tsk. the less the better the spam, and the more the better also.

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***marfs on civics spam

***marfs on spikes marf

I can't begin to tell you the number of times that wrapping my penis around someones ankle has resulted  in hours of steamy sex.

if you like fish(warning, not for serious consideration, and probably not for the oceananically sqeamish).

http://www.omgjeremy.com/dolphin.shtml'

you guys are having a conversation, you need to fucking spam.

SPAM>convo
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asdfl;asdmkfl;
asdmf;asdfklfmklasdfmklasdjm;
asdjlasdkfnjlasfj;
234jklqjrweklrjlwerkjawel/wejrf

ERROR: Spam rejected 3430
Cannot compute your spam type 04

Did you engage your brain before typing your spam? If so please go back, hit your head against a brick wall and try again.

Intelligence v2.4  reason v3.0 and the beta release of common sense  are not compatable with this release, please do a stupid dance for more help regarding the incompatability of penguins with your life insurance.

Your system does not contain the required level of mind altering drugs and alcohol. Ask your local retard for advice on how to ratify this problem

A 304 error occured, the user showed some form of intelligent life.

     BFG, that was hot. Let's have super-erotic trans-Atlantic sex. I'll dress up like Mr. Bean and put on the Benny Hill theme song, 'cause I know that gets you moist.

OH yeah, thats some hardcore BFG style pure spam for you ;)

Oh baby, wow loth.  Can u pick me up in your mini? we can make hot super-erotic trans-Atlantic  sex on the roof (i can't actually fit inside)

on the roof and in the chair, and steer with a brick on the gas while going down a hill, and doing it doggy style in the chair?

OMG!! Youve done this before!?!  ;D

ask your mom ;)

She said next time see if you can manage longer than 45seconds ;)

Hey it's not my fault that the cop pulled us over to take a picture of my large hands.

Your dad pulled you over? Shit mate that must have been embarrassing ;)

That would be true if he wasnt your moms father also.

finally a new page ;D

w000t

Shouldn't you be having sex with naru right now civic?

who said i don't? ;D

does this mean there will be a new pic on PGR?, you PGR glitcher you

glitcher camper cheater! noob!

lol, Fridge used to hate me. He wouldn't nf with me or anything.

isnt he among the banned now?

me gonna start spamming too

spam

spam squared

spam^3

and macman hath returned?

just saw "return of the jedi"

inspired i am

man of the mac are you, spam you well.

hey spike, did you spike the punch?

how about an "old-thread-appreciation" day?
we all just pick one of the old threads from page 200 or somethin of the *DAMN board, and bring em up front again.
like taking your poor old alzheimer'd grandma for a walk.
 ;D

lol im not sure the admins are going to take too kindly to the kind of day :-[

lol

woot

I must protest agains the usage of internet language, and I do believe my fellow linguists will agree with me when I say that the downfall of mankind will be caused by the amount of wootage!!!!



Ban the woot! ;D

I digress my dear fellow that thou hast become most intrepid in ones hast to clense thy communications of ones weak vocabulary.

Where for art thou wootaage?

Aaah, I do agree with you, thou so usually saucy fellow. And I also think it is appropriate that we protest against the usage of "pwnd". How can one speak such a dubious word? And I undestand it is pronounced "phooowned" and is used as an insult.

I for one when I feel a wont for the wootage, I am much worried that I shall waste away wither.

Alas my dear fellow the want for that which they call "the woot" haste run deep within thine veins. Naught but the call of the "pwn" can help pull thy want for such a lowly need.
to be "phoowned" my good fellow is near such a insult as that of the slapping of the cheek with ones driving gloves? Thow art a petty poor soul that near be caught by such absurdity!

Aah, BFG, you are the cunning linguist. Now there are other words I am conserned with too, but what of this sheep hunting that is going on in the public room these days? It seems it attracts such perverted attitudes towards these farm animals that one would suspect form a commoner from Dorset, don't you agree?

My dear fellow tis a sport of great worth and one that doth keep thee lowly peasants thus fighting in the dust for nay a scrap of a wollen beasty.
tis those gallant few who hunt the great tups that do err roam this wild lands, naught can be said but fair words for the ride upon ones fine steed keen on the chase of such a creature!

One tries not to aquaint ones self with such places as dorset!

Ah, but old as you may be(18 century or so), I fear you will feel the battle for sheep lost when I try to persuade the admins of this somewhat ruggish league to go for glory. Yohooo their admins. I would feel it more suitable to my blue blood if we change the sheep to fox. More suiting too, would you not think?

Time to let the nobles back in charge.

Tata

You people are crazy.  And i dont think you can even hope to take BFG on in semi-old-english speak, since he does live in the birthplace of true snobbery---I mean Aristocracy  ;D  Jk BFG, we wub you

And now the world is -really- comming to and end.  First Bush gets elected, then Voodoo becomes a Moderator...then...

Oh my giddy aunt, Lone-wolf! Jesus that means we have another active GG Moderator, what is the world coming to?

awh bless ;)

You are so true, Lonewolf. And I know this, sir, all too well. That is why I have chosen to speak in a gentlemanly fashion. Though not a Virginian gentleman, but more that of a true gentleman from England....and though BFG may be well fared in the arcane forms of the english language, it does not portrait whether he has blue blood or not. I know my name can be traced back to the ancient and noble families of Germany and to the noble tribes of the north, but can you trace yours?

Funny you should say that -  Back as far as Norman the Conquer actually my good fellow!

cunninlynguists = rappers
all that old-english has only one response: woot

btw: it does, however, trigger the use of another example of internet "slang": rofl

though it is an acronym

Ahh thou art a fiesty fellow with thine haphazard "wootyness" my dear chap.

( ps.. F*ck ive just realised howmany posts i have. no more fun and agmes in the spam drop box untill mauti does some more posts and has more than me again... its not healthy having more than the webmaster!)

Verily, thou now hath the title of "missive strumpet"

That isnt healthy.  Not healthy at all.   (of course, neither is sitting infront of a computer screen until your brains leak out your ears either...but thats another matter entirely on its own =)

BFG, I regret to inform you that England has never seen this so called Norman of yours. Granted, there was A norman invasion led by WILLIAM the conquerer. And if I had been one of these young rascals, I would have wawed my hands downwards(with two of the fingers stretched) and somewhat rudly yelling: Phoooowned phoooowned....and then I would "ROFL". But I wont, I have class.

You know why William won that battle?  Because the general of the army he was facing off against got an arrow through his eye.  That'll put a rain cloud on your day.  (The Saxon defenders promptly fell apart after their leader bought the farm)

True, but the army was also weakened. They came straing from batteling the norse invading army...which they defeated because they ambushed them. How uncivilised.

norman omg NORMAN? wtf? thats like me saying god save the queen, Angus ragina... Qween of the commenwealth..

NORMAN? oh god i hang my head in shame. william damn it, william - u know i ment William... aargh.


Lol very good mate, very good :D

Indeed, the Norvegians got their asses kicked, but in a straight up fight they woulda whomped the Saxons, thats because the vikings were just so damn cooL=D

(Yeah thats right, NORWEGIAN PRIDE BABY!!!)

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"You can't do that!"


caption ideas?

My caption would be with "Mmmm, big red X..."

Jesus. I've been reading my posts from an old account that I had and godamn I was such a little bitch.

Me too, Spike, I used to type with broken English and run-ons and such. I should delete them all. :D I'd probably only have about 200 posts.

Hehe, I'm trying to get mauti to get me the pword to the old account, cause its a year older than this one, and it'll make me feel specialer.

like riding the short bus speacial?

Are we talking about having sex with your mom?

Have you ever thought of caviar as fishbabies...so when we eat that...we eat fish babies...little innocent fish entities....and we deny them their full potential.


I will think about that next time i eat caviar!

At that stage of development where abortion is an option it is not a baby. its not developed enough by any means. calling it "slaughter" is bs.
 

Some would define it through a theologic or religious faith belief. Some would define "human life" using certain philosophic theories and beliefs. Others define "human life" by using biologic, scientific facts.

I regard there to be a difference between a embro and a fetus  - there is a difference between a mother in the first few weeks of pregancy and the last few weeks. To generalise like u are and to say that they are slaughtering their children is unfair and in my eyes is simply not the case.

If you feel so so strongly for the 'pro-life' anti abortion cause why are you not bothered that your country has murderd so many inoccent people in its "wars against terrorism" ? Or do those children not matter?

Woah Woah, the world isnt made in black and white, there is a reason you are typing on a moniter with a millions of colors setting. There are facets to this and every issue which defy a simple "for or against us" demand.

So you accept it? becasuse it happens? In so many cases it needent have and shouldn't have happend just saying "it happens in war" dosn't justify it.

You kill them, it on your hands. You cannot even begin to try and blame someone else for your actions.


There is a big difference between a terrorist attack or series of attacks and war. War is what countrys do, (holy war's aside which this is not - there is no religion that supports what the terrorists have done), and terrrorist attacks are what are being done by small groups of fantatics etc.
That is unless your suggesting like many people think that Geoge bush is a terrorist.  

And your no better than the terrorists then?


Sorry its not just Europe, just about everyone thinks your the bad guys - well the UK has had its role in this two hence why Blair will not be re-elected and we had some of the biggest demonstrations our Country has ever seen. If your not the bad guys though why do you behave not much better than the terrorists?


Just becasue bush and co dosn't have the brain capacity to think more complex than that dosn't mean you have to - and talk about reconsituted Republican bullshit. We are not on your side because what you are doing / how you are going about it is wrong and we are not on the side of the terrorists becasue what they are doing is wrong.


... back to the spam

Small chickens don't like what Mr Penguin said to them in Mr. happys art class at the church so they have threatend to eat Edna the Emu.

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah[/size][/b]

*cough*[/size][/b] liberals are ruining the world[/size][/b] *cough*

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah[/size][/b]

blah blah blah
stupidist arguement ever
blah blah blah

Wow, maybe i over-estimated.  This might not even last 24 hours.

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Pftttt, I was posting something stupid in the spam drop box...see where we are guys? and you all make it politicla..well how wonderfully spammy, isnt it?

AND FYI: caviar is not embryos....the "man" fish hasnt spread his....well....icky stuff on them yet..... ;D

I think there will be 8 posts in a row right now to reach that.

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Well, what do you know....Crypt was right about something.  lol

I'm right more often than you'd think. :)

Well GS...im in the spam drop box, and i exercise my rights to act like an 8 year old girl if i want to....AAAAAND.......SPERM!!!!!


*brutha runs off laughing like an 8 year old girl*

[size=20]JIZZ[/size]

that was uncalled for :(


(though I dont really care what is said in here ;) )

Well, SPERM was the one I was thinking of.....[/size]

Eight hours doing nothing... lots of money, get to throw people out the building, get to watch the beautiful ladys go past... get to play with walkie talkies.... life is good.

Ok, I'm very jealous.

I don't think i'd mess with a guy twice my size...;)

Hehe. BFG, the bouncer job isnt as easy as you might think...drunk ppl are the worst. And their humour sucks too ;)

("i love dominos pizza". I dont think i need to say more mate ;)

Bah

<--------bewbs

Everyone should go see Resident Evil: Apocalypse. I saw it tonight, the reviews are such BS. The movie owned hardcore.

Resident evil(l) eh? Think im better off not watching Mila Jovovich screaming to some wannabe zombies(i mean, come on..theyre not even raised by a proper necromancer) ;)

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oops

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he's growing bald!

Resident Evil? You've got to be kidding me. You want a good movie, go out and rent eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, it just came out on dvd and its the sexist movie ever.(sexy=amaazing)

LOOK AT HIS CLOTHES!!!

Flies is DEFINITELY a HOMOSEXUAL.[/size]

omg. a homosexual. better watch gs, he might hit on you. cause every gay guy outs there wants you.



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ROFL, yeah better watch out GS.


Well as some piss artist said to me yesterday

Q. whats the difference between Hitler and Paula Radcliffe?
A. Hitler tried to finnish a race   :-[

Your right though brutha... and the smell of puke is not nice... nor is having to litterally haul big fat bastards outside the club becasue they are unable to remaiin upright!
We had one guy last night claimed that while at the bar he had thrown his wallet over his shoulder and that it had gone in to a shelf on the roof (like a second cieling for lighting etc)... he then made a grab for the nearest chair... and all hell broke loose!

Gotta love it... musts sleep.

Watch out for all those gay guys who just can't resist your sexy body Ghostsniper.

wtf are you talking about? RE pwns. You guys have no taste when it comes to movies.

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bah, just delete the spam box. [size=100]its dead[/size]

<-- starts a vote to bring back the last spam drop box


F1

Meh its all spam anyway

but this spam is lame.. that spam was 1337 and p\^//|/3|)

i went to a resturant and had duck spam once, cost me shitloads for a tiny egg shaped dollop of duck spam. tasted good.

nark.

Cant even think about spam... this post count is starting to give me back ache

I just realized I'm now one of the top thirty posters. I think I need a life.

So, all bets are on now. When will BFG pass 3000 posts? I bet sunday, at 11 a.m. GMT. for you yanks, that would be 6 a.m. EST.

Lol brutha. Hopfully i can last out a few more days than that (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~damnr6/yabbse/YaBBImages/icon_lol.gif)

no you cant;)..and way to go GS

How the hell are the admins getting so many posts? Is there like endless threads in the Black Ops section?

Well, i think its bfg being incredibly active in the spam drop box...and attacking every thread by GS

We rack up a lot in the admins section, but in BFG's case, I think most of them are in the GG.

SHHHH GS your not supposed to talk about the black ops outside of it........

A really good friend will help you bury her body.  ;)

And your BEST friend.....

Wouldn't have let you marry the stupid bitch in the first place.[/size]  ;D

P.S.  One of your "friends" is banging her while you are at work.  :o

Black Ops are scary, I don't like posting in there, makes me feel noobish.

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I'm hoping to reach 800 tonight

hmm, how many do i have?

oh cool, 1528...

yay civic is here! where the fuck you been man?

Oh boy, u should get this re-named to the "counting posts thread"

gettin' spoiled since one person is here... ;D (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~damnr6/yabbse/YaBBImages/ass.gif)

?? you mean your being given (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~damnr6/yabbse/YaBBImages/ass.gif)

Naru's just been mooning the shit outa him.

Either that or theve been watching silence of the lambs and decided to peel the skin of each others ass's

So when do I get a custom title and all that? I want to be a "Missive Strumpet"

Dunno i think they might come by special appointment only...
we've got
*DAMN Staff
 *DAMN Supporters
BL staff
*DAMN [SF]
*POD*
missionar/doggystile
Official Ass-kisser
Resident Ass
Special Forces
Useless Post-Count Whore
oh... and webmaster ;)

who is missionary/doggy style?

SiX_John/\/othing     - only 16 posts though... He registed on may the 25th 2001

BFG...I think you can do 20 more before sunday ;)

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Godamnit Civic I want spam with substance!!

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see, BFG? it's that easy! ;D

now i have to fill this page...

there... spam at its best! 8)

Yeah...steroids for your postcounter!!! ;)

bah, noob.

i'll give you a demonstration of spam at its best:

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it's called: n00b, n00b.

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(dammit, civic, don't interrupt me!)

haha, i interrupted your spam. :-P

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tsk tsk... the dutch these days... ;)

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(w3 pwn y00 n00b)

oh c'mon... that's SPAMING AT ITS LAMEST... not its best. tsk tsk...

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btw... it's not "IT'S" it's "ITS". tsk tsk...

IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S.... nonsense.

whoever said spam should be properly written?

and MacMan... your avatar doesn't work, newb. ;D

the gods of spam.

write an e-mail to brinkster.com that you're annoyed by someone's avatar not working

btw civic, pay us a visit at the GR LAN party next weekend, bring iNaru too :)

i'm not your mommy to do it for you. ;D

- The shortest spam
- Harvester of spam
- ...and spam for all

mespammica (new band) ;)

that you can be fixed, all we need is a razorblade, some chloroform, a dress, and some make-up

ew, your mom must be ugly then.

I'm not gonna be the judge of that.

lol

i'm determined to have the last word in this thread.
imagine my motivation, to evne go up against civic :P

Hey, I'd let a pussy whip me anyday, it's better than being smacked by a cock...


And this is the lowest quality spam ever. Where are the off topc messages? Where are the funny pictures? Where is the pink mush which passes for some form of meat. Where is Naru? Why am I still drunk the morning after? Why does kerry look like Frankenstien, and Bush like a monkey? Why can't we all just get along...

stfu!!!!!111flameflameflame

where exactly and when?

Half of them shouldn't count! they are all like 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 in these spam boxes

no, thats just civic.

GS dared to copy me once, tho...

http://www.bash.org (http://www.bash.org)

hmm?

Civic is not HALF the Spam Whore GhostSniper is.  He is not even on my level.  Kneel before the God of Spam you serf![/size]

noobs are the ultimate spammers. Never relenting spam. *shivers*


 :-[ ::)

change your avatar, damnit! i'm always confusing you with Mauti since u use it... >:(

fine...

LOL, nice one. :o

well theres beavis in the avatars but i wanted butthead  ;D

Well this is it folks... this is the big one....

3000 Posts and more proof that i should really stop coming onto this god *DAMN forum! :) ah well (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~damnr6/yabbse/YaBBImages/beer.gif)

I just want to say something here ...DAMNIT BFG....too early(and you said you wouldnt pass 3000 til next week..ya whore) ;)

Time for a new title. Three thousand deserves something special.

"nothing-else-to-do"?
"promiscuous poster"?
"death-by-post-count"?
"too fat to stand up"?
"...dude"

dude...like in..dude, wheres my life?

Dude as in... I spend far to much time helping sort out kids who can't play nicely together.

that was uncalled for....

Im so going back in time and deleting a ton of BFG's posts to keep him below 3000  ;D

Breach of moderator guidelines? Says who? 8)

I HATE SPAM!!!

But I like Green Eggs 'n Ham.  ;D

only 28 more to go till 2000 gs....

I think the prize should be: Whomever wins gets to buy Brutha a brand new G5 cause hes stuck in pc land at the moment...and hes killing as many popups as he can, but theyr just too many. Brb..need to scan comp for virus..its been 5 minutes since i checked.

Ooor, a donation in their name to some charity we all can agree on. you know....for WWF or something.

mmm, how democratic and fair spirited....

Such is life, BIOTCH.  ;D

Doesn't mean we should embrace it?

Awww, well theres always three thousand ;D

I want 1500 so bad, but I can't sit at school and post all day like GS does at work. ;)

1500... the number of times you have posted on a forum... 2000, 3000, 4000 ... its a number.

BFG's number just happens to be higher than anyone elses.

Oh yeah? well im older!

Its ok i can live in the safe knowlege that whatever happens Typhy is worse ;)

Don't know about that....you guys have been posting on here for a few years....I've only been posting under this account for 1 year.  So if I post at the same rate, and you guys post at the same rate you have been posting at, then I will pass everyone up this year.  Not that it matters.[/size]

We should go the way of other sites and get rid of post counts completely.

meh

360, koot

861 or something...



gah, its 2.23 and ive been studying since 11, and i have a test tomorrow im going to fail. wtf is this shit.

Very true spike... very true

Admit it BFG, ya love your post counter.

I just don't see it as some kind of compertition as others seem to think it is. Hell if people want they could just count from 1 to 50 in the spam box everyso often to get more posts (oh shit they do). More interested in what it is that people have said than how many times they have said it.

P.S.  I've only said it 2,030 times....so I have another 1,000 times to say it before I leave.  ;)

LOL rgr  ;D

tsk tsk

how about a little poesy ?

Artist: Pearl Jam Lyrics
Song: Masters Of War Lyrics
Come you masters of war, you that build all the guns
You that build the death place, you that build all the guns
You that hide behind walls, you that hide behind desks
I just want you to know, I can see through your masks

You that never done nothing, but to build and destroy
You play with my world, like it's your little toy
You put a gun in my hand, then you hide from my eyes
And you turn and run farther as the fast bullets fly

Like judas of old, you lie and deceive
A world war can be won, and you want me to believe
But I see through your eyes, and I see through your brain
Like I see through the water that runs down my drain

You that fasten all the triggers, for the others to fire
Then you sit back and watch, while the death count gets higher
You hide in your mansion, while young people's blood
Flows out of their bodies and is buried in the mud

You've thrown the worst fear, that could ever be hurled
The fear to bring children, into this world
For threatenin' my baby, unborn and unnamed
You ain't worth the blood that runs in your veins

How much do I know, to talk out of turn?
You might say that I'm young, you might say I'm unlearned
But there's one thing I know, though I'm younger than you
Even Jesus would never forgive what you do

Let me ask you one question, is your money that good?
Will it buy you forgiveness? do you think that it could?
Oh, I think you will find, when your death takes its toll
All the money you made will never buy back your soul

And I hope that you die, and your death will come soon
I'll follow your casket, in the pale afternoon
And I'll watch as your lowered, into your deathbed
And I'll stand on your grave till I'm sure that your dead

ah ha! ;D

lol, from snl? you'd have to be pretty freakin young to not know that...unless it's from something else, and snl was just making fun of it.

ahh dana carvy...to bad he didnt have a career after snl. he could have been incredible, instead he just faded away...

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yummy...

rofl, most of the top posters=banned. This is going to be a slow week on the forums...

I didn't get banned.....YET.[/size]

nah, GS and BFG are still there. the other ones are just spammers... ;)

more space for us then, spikey, honey... :-X :D

yep, GS... the forums are (almost) yours now since Mysterio got banned. ;) ;D

(http://www.theplace.ru/archive/lindsay_lohan/img/lindsay_lohan_hbsedit_008.jpg)




gawd shes hot

... And seems to be popping out a touch!  :D

Personally the lass on the left looks nicer, not quite so fake  :o

hmm... why has the Evill rumor thread been locked?

rofl, its funny that you're the one asking that

why?

he aint dead yet

so?

this way, the rush to dance on his grave has been abated. (not saying i would)

Here's a rap from the zt ghetto for you, stripes:

Stripes is so cool
He's got baggy jeans
He's got saggy beans
Yo, stripes is so cool
Paki and always tanned
Lamer and always banned
Yo, stripes is so cool

And you know that he can't stay on the ladder
A fact which makes some people gladder
But I'm not one to judge and I'm not one to say
That Stripes wouldn't win the shit anyway
Yo, stripes is so cool
But damn can cool people play the fool
woooooord

ahha nj acri =P

pwned, Stripes, pwned.

omg you stho ghetto
like woah.
ho.

Trasnslation please

Hmm not sure, i wonder whether *Bronto and myself should present our Ghetto Jaffa Cake Bitch slap?

Yeah..and now I need two translations

all the ladies know kuza has crazy flow

2100th Post.[/size]

OUCH! MY EYES! :o

This is truly a momentous occasion GS ;)

YAY 25TH POST FOR ME!  ;D

yeah, I guess you are becoming a regular forum whore.....

OMG! you called me a whore  >:(  flame ban......hehe joking.

You're conceited....he was talking about ME.[/size]  ;D

Guess whose back? Spike's back motherfuckers.

guess who's still there? me! ;D

 n00bs, the lot of ya

Indeed... indeed.

Hmm I want a drink. Is it really to early to start drinking at 1:30pm? No. No i think not

Nah, my friend goes to Tufts in Mass and on their homecoming weekend she started at 12, and was wasted by three in the afternoon. My homecoming weekend is coming up ;)

Was wasted for 2 weeks, one month before my final exams were last year of school(back in 96)...though its no achievment. Its actually pretty normal in Norway.

1st spam of the new-*DAMN...wewt

one more than everyone who posts in here! :P

times infinity! plus 1

infinity to the infinite power

YOU CANT DO THAT!  >:(

Just have no desire for spam anymore... since the intermim the spam has died. Unless there is some hard core quality spam available from 'under the counter' ??

fix your avatars, you noobs. ;D

I got hungry on the way back to DAMN....  :o

stfu nooblet.

stealing my lines?

*looks at Mysterio*

Blame the fool who lost our webspace.

as if spam ever was fresh......it has always been old and stale in here!!! Must be the air....

I blame the fact it's 4 years until another US election.

and what 4 years ! i'm still crying...

GS will never let us hear the end of this...

Oh, you have no idea!

muhahahahaha[/size]

holla back young un, woot woot.

[/blue]

Sure....the topic is.....[/size][/b]

SPAM[/size][/b]

Dumbass.  lol[/size][/b]

Hmm, no really, the topic is medieval philosophy in a feudal society and what the changes would be if the atomic bomb was introduced.

The King: Philosophers?? At my court?
Advicors: Yes my liege, philosophers.
The King: Nuke the lot, away with them.

If airplanes can fly, so can I.

[/size]

Ahhh, GS, I see your Schwartz is as big as mine! (And no, I'm not back quite yet.)

How's it like to bang citrus fruit, Mellow? Juicy I'd suppose?

Well, my wife says it's pretty damn big and almost too thick for her.  But hey, if after sucking it your opinion differs I'll be glad to hear what you think.

Peace,

GhostSniper Out.[/size]

again, youve completely crossed the line. I had no desire to learn anything about your dick, or your wife's propensity for sucking them.

Actually, I think he tried to say "suck my dick"..though you are right...too much GS..too much.

Well, my wife says it's pretty damn big and almost too thick for her.  But hey, if after sucking it your opinion differs I'll be glad to hear what you think.

Peace,

GhostSniper Out.[/size]

I sincerely hope your wife reads this.

The worst part is that she probably does.

lol....it's the SPAM DROP BOX guys!  You can say anything in here!

Now STFU![/size][/b]   ;)

I refuse. LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

Oh my fucking god brutha you just had to go and try and break the poor forum didn't you, look at the freaking template god dam... far to many lalala's

seems like i have to jump on and fix it... 8)

dumdidumm...

spamrepairs...

Hehe, I am the bad wold that destroys forums. FEAR ME!!!!

pfft

more...

damn... brutha... that was very bad spam...

grmbl...

soon...

there

thats not repairing my damage...thats just trying to cover up the problem I caused.

[/size]

MY NEW JBL CREATURE SPEAKERS ARE TEH PWN.

omg spike my lil bro just got some of those JBL speakers for Chistmas... bass? BASS? Ive never heard anything like it coming out of such a small system! So rich, so smooth, so silky *cough* sorry , yess the sound was good as well ;)

I seriously think I could break a window if I wanted to with these.

Only one way to find out!(http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~damnr6/yabbse/YaBBImages/shocked2.gif)

Yeah, but the problem is....How do we know he used SOUND to break the window, and not threw the speakers out through them......

Hmmm...good point.  Damnit Brutha, why are you making this so complicated.  WHY?!

I'm not, just trying to point out flaws in every plan. You can call me wise. Or Mr. Wiseguy to you!

Im comming for you Brutha.  Just you wait.  Silly Norwegian.

holla back!



*sigh, I wish I had cable.

I have cable  ;)

well my 'net connection is cable. however, i miss the real world/road rules challenge, and the daily show, and pimp my ride and espn....

I see I have a wolf on my back...well Wolf...I will attack you back, I will send BARBARA STREISAND TO SING FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Okay, now I'm getting bored....

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But I can't stop, I'm almost there....

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Must prove I can spam better than Civic....

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Most show I can catch up with BFG....

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Need to start thinking of something good for my 2200th post...

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Okay, one more....

tsk tsk... counting is my invention. with every new post in here you proove how good i am, bwahaha.

::ass::

This isn't freaking Counting with Dracula heh. Your spam is boring. Lone-wolf are you not just extreamly tempted to playi with the "delete button" ;)

Gonna start the "preserve our spam" fund to counter attack this mindless dribble presented by Civic and GS which is destroying the natural habitat of some of our rarest forms of spam

what a honourable way to pass somebody... "get a life". ::lol::

what what, BFG? i'd never exaggerate and make 42 spam posts in a row!

 ::areyoustupid:: (lol, this new smiley is good.)

bfg, i think you should delete gs's posts so that you can keep him just below 2200. 2199 is a sexy number. even for conservatives.

Too bad BFG isn't a MODERATOR HERE!!!  muhahahahaha[/size]

lol okay, lonewolf, go for it.


and this is some kinda sexy forum. Look at the stats page, it's crazy. According to the stats, *DAMN peaked in hit count in June of last year. Also, Mauti has spent the most time online, followed by...Civic. Oh, and the male to female ratio is 58.something to 1

No, but I am.  ;D

Hey GS, didn't they teach you how to count in Ranger School?  You forgot numbers 4-9 man!

Just to forstall any extremeley angry GS moments, i only went back a few pages in the drop box and deleted a couple of your counting posts.  Thats what you get for voting Nader, GS.  You should know better. ::lol::

Oh, and Bucc, if you're reading this, i expect my check to be in the mail tomorrow morning.  ::applause::


Brutha. That's cold. Unleashing Barbara Streisand is just -MEAN-.  For that, you shall pay.  Oh yes.  I just need to come up with a suitably devious plan. 

I've GOT IT!! I'll sink the Lofoten Islands.  Buahahaha.  Where will you be -THEN-?!  fear my deviousness.

I will be safe in Oslo, 100 metres over sea level in the end of a fjord laughing my ass off at Lofoten sinking in the sea. DAMN YOU NORTHENERS AND TAKE TROMSØ WITH YOU IN THE FALL!!!!!!!

But I must avenge myself, even though I didn't get hurt or minded it. You thought of hurting me and that must be avenged. Very well, I will dress you in a chocolat bar costume and release you in a diet camp for very very very fat women. Good luck escaping that.

btw, do we really count posts? Because I have 8 hours of school this term, and that means a lot of free time on my hands...and I've wrecked the spam drop box before you know....

BUM HUM hehehe... shocking. i feel like ive got about 80,000 hours this term  ::domina::  its not fair!! :(  ::stupid::

lol, the new smileys start to scare me.

 ::duck::

I think ive got a new couple of Favorites though :)


 ::stupid:: ::kanibal:: ::bussi::

 ::kanibal:: ::duck::

i think these two are my favs.

I have to say, I'm not sure I like the red. Anyway to change that?

There are only so many colors to choose from ya know.  Would this suit you better Spike?  ;D

Let's see how beige looks.  oo, hard to read, maybe i should always post in beige.

How about this...Hmmm, looks surprisingly close to red, probably why they call it maroon.  Is this satisfactorily not red for your spikeyness?

C'mon GS, you know deep down inside you wanted Nader to win! 
For now your post count is safe, until somebody sends me another check  ::lol::  Any takers? 
(Hey, you've got to make money somehow, right?)

By the way Brutha, that is quite crafty of you, it sounds like you've done this before, or thought about it for unusually long lengths of time.  Say, have you ever been to Lofoten, Brutha?  Fun place from what little i remember of it.  Fun in that 'hey look at the -RACKS- of air-drying, gutted, and beheaded Cod' sort of way.  It smelled deeeeee-licious.  Mmmm-mm.

Yeah i see those posts in the Spam box Wolf... god it was tempting hehe ;)

This is defo my colour (please note the correct spelling of colou[/b]r )[/color]

OH SHIT... Sorry Typhy old buddy old chum... looks like this post has just made me the worst bloody forum whore.. quick spam so i can duck under again! To much damn discussion with the admins heh :)

Well at least i can continue safe in the knowledge that i am 100% completely  ::stupid::

Hmm i guess this calls for a ::morecider:: hehe

Once you pass up Typhy, i think you should break your fingers to stop yourself from posting for a while.  I bet GS would be happy to do that for you.   :)

Must...delete....GS's....posts...if he starts COUNTING AGAIN!!!

I think Mauti needs to change the 'Delete' button to 'Smite'.

That would be much more fun.

I'll get back to you on that ;)

Ps.. Anyone here an expert on Rotoscoping? Ive got my self in a twist and i need some shit hot tech god to come save the day for me :) a master of QTVR and Lingo would also be much appreciated :D

lol

http://www.wagner-pizza.de/flash/americanway/american.swf

 ::areyoustupid::

That's all i have to say about that.

hehe, no Lone Wolf it's great hehe ::lol::

ps: a must see for GhostSniper

Actually, speaking of pizza...i think i might go get some.  Thanks for the suggestion Civic.

haha, no problem. go get a WAGNER PIZZA! ::lol::

I'm eating pizza tonight too....Dominoes Pizza![/size]

Oh baby. Someone grab a bottle of whisky i think im in heaven ::applause::

Whisky + Dominoes?  Durrrr...  ???

http://www.damnr6.com/yabbse/index.php?topic=4283.0

OMFG WTF MAUTI?! :o LOL!

Civic! You're too young to be looking at that.  Shame on you. ::domina::

i'm as old as you. ::ass::

Ha, i wondered if you would see that.  Regardless, that isnt the point!! Shame on you.  That's the point.

I love you both ::troesten::  ::bussi:: ::lieb::  ::lol::

Mauti!  You've been a bad bad boy![/size]

Hehe GhostSniper then this is for you:

Ha

Hey Mauti, did you make these smileys yourself, or were they provided/found?

EDIT-
Ha again, im sure that picture is going to excite GS more than it should.  ;D

I would be very proud if they were mine but I have to deny your question.

w00t!  Good job Mauti....but I prefer REDHEADS![/size]

(even though I married a *DAMN Blond Austrian)  lol[/size]

Gotcha.

So is it just me or does this smiley -  ::troesten::  Looks alot like the smiley is tea-bagging the other one..

Or maybe it's just me.

well... something seems to be missing then, though. ::)

It's just you!  Now get your mind out of the gutter!!!

Wow, this is the most fun we've had in the Spam Drop Box in a LONG TIME![/size]

thanks to me who found that! lol ;D

Ha, you only say that because you think so too! I know your games GS.  Oh yes.

<-- Psychic.

Well, I was about to say "Good Job Civic!" but your nack for boosting your own ego beat me to it!  lol[/size]

Oh NOOOO CIVIC please don't fall back into your ME, MYSELF and I phase  ;)

WTF? :-[ :'(

i find it very social of me that i shared the link with you. grouphug!

No Civic no need to cry, just meant the same as GS ::troesten::

Well GhostSniper to say good night here you get your *DAMN redhaired Austrian:


Sleep well  ::bussi::

Mauti

OMG LOOOL! gj Mauti! ::applause:: ::lol::

Someone's looking a little red in that picture!  :o  Haha

(And good job, of course)  ;D

w00t!  Good job Mauti![/size]

This is taken from quite a few pages back in the Box.


I think it's funny that now BFG not only has more posts than Mauti, he has more posts than anybody on the forum.  Put your hands together for BFG the 7 foot FORUM WHORE! 



PS - Yes, i should have said this a long time ago, but it took me a while to sift through all these pages and find just the quote i was looking for.   ;D  I care about you that much BFG. 

 ::hmm: ::areyoustupid::


lol

took you awhile to find it. mauti, fuck a *DAMN calender, we need a new motivation chamber!

PS whats with the gender thingies? Were those there before and I just noticed them?

Those just showed up Spike.  Though i think yours is wrong...

the gender thingies appeared all of a sudden a few hours ago, short before Mauti went to bed. ::)


and nonononono! i need a new *DAMN calender, damnit! maybe one with *DAMN motivation pics, though? lol ;)

Whatever it is, i love it.  I think they're hawt.

(http://www.pbs.org/parents/images/tvprograms/info-teletubbies.gif)

Consider yourself spanked, Spike.
-Lone

Wha-Huh?   ???

anna kournikova. tennis player. naked. :o

Pr0n Ban?  ::applause::

lol, you didnt say anything earlier but you want a pr0n ban for THAT now?! ::lol::

No, i wouldnt think it deserves one.  But...i have a form of punishment much more severe than a warning or ban.... <insert satan smiley here, if only we had one>

Surgery on Spike's post complete.  Everybody go look at what Spike gets excited by.

That's kind of sick, Spike.  Just my first impressions. ::lol::

haha, teletubbies ARE hawt! especially the one with the dildo and the one with the "hole"... :-X ::lol::

Excuse me while i go into terrified shock.   

This is a cary-over from the 'An Anoying Trend' thread, that Typhy started.  I figured i would post my reply in here, just so the thread wouldnt go too terribly off topic.  Well, no more than it already has/had.




So that's why you joined the military...it's all becoming clear to me now...did you go to the 'special' boot camp?   ;)  It's ok, you can tell us. 

And i appreciate you leaving off the 10 pt bold navy blue.  My eyes thank with  with all their heart(s).  ... Yes, they have hearts.  Both of them.

uh oh Lone I can only imagine Spike's face when he gets back to his collection, and suddenly it's all Teletubbies

Naked sluts, *DAMN whores, Mauti getting some lovin, Ghost sniper getting a spanking, Spike getting wet over tellytubbys, Civic having a "personal moment", Some lovely lady telling everyone to go to her room because they've been naughty, Spike realising that shock horror he is infact a male,  Lone-Wolf having a break down... Whatever next?!!  Some better quality  porn perhaps? ...... please? ;) ;)


Awh  ::bussi:: ty mate. I wonder do i get a special new Whatsitmecallit now rather than just being blessed as a freak ;) ? .. *DAMN slut? *DAMN Pimp ... oh the fun and games ;)

Tinky Winky is a Teletubby. For those who do not know what Teletubbies are, they are little baby-like furry things that are the stars of a show for little children called Teletubbies (aired by PBS in the United States). This particular Teletubby has a male voice and yet carries a purse (although producers vainly complain that it's a magic bag). It's also a favorite icon of gay groups, mainly because of its two most prominent attributes: it is purple and has a triangle on top of its head. It is obvious that Tinky Winky is a gay rights icon and corrupts our youth, encouraging them to develop homosexuality. Since homosexuality is obviously indecent and evil, we should therefore censor Tinky Winky. Or at the very least paint him in a manly colour, like gray. And give him a baseball bat instead of a purse.  HAHAHAHAHAHA

(http://baldymonkey.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/tellytubbies.jpg)

(http://web.ukonline.co.uk/mivste/funstuff/pics/tubbie.jpg)
(http://homepage.tinet.ie/~trojan/tellytubbies.jpg)



OK im done ;) Id just like to take this moment to appologies to the world on behalf of the United Kindom for creating the Tellytubbys. Let us all hope and pray one day they burn like the evil motherfuckers that they are ;)

And spike now youve got enough porn to keep you going for months ;)   ::bussi::

OMG, BFG is spamming this forum on his own. You think that he is  ::wall:: at home? Having no ::beer:: and definatly no ::applause::. People coyld be saying he is going  ::areyoustupid:: nad might be doing  ::stupid:: soon. And Lone-wolf....or wolfie, may I call you Wolfie? Eh, yeah, I've done that sort of stuff before. You caught me, my mind works in diabolical ways. Never been to Lofoten, but been up north alot. Probably a nice place, but its cold...damn cold. I don't much like damn cold places. So, I stay here, in Oslo. But if you ever visit Oslo, this will be the resuslt ::morecider::..but too much  ::morecider:: leads to  ::rambo:: and a few ::beer::, and before you know it  ::uzi::. So, consider what you do carefully.

when he sees you he'll :o and ::ass::. after that you'll go drink way too many ::morecider:: together and then he'll confuse u with a ::sheep:: and ::lieb::.   ::domina::, later on that evening.

the morning after you'll be  ::banana:: and he'll be all ::shocked::. the end.



lol

Damn it you guys know me too well!!

It all starts of with a little  ;) but before long its  ::bussi:: and then some  ::lieb:: after lots of  ::beer:: your so  ::morecider:: Then  get it on with some hard core  ::domina:: finnished of with some traditional good old  ::ass::

Fortunatly for me as brutha and shade and others will tell you  ::morecider:: and  ::rambo:: go very well together for me ;)

Who? me? Im just totally  ::stupid:: ::areyoustupid:: mate!!

Heh, problem is when you are hungry, you go  ::kanibal:: on Shade thinking he is a  ::duck::

Oh yes, spank me, oh yes, I love that sting. Hit be again. I'll just look at this hot picture right here. Oh yes, tinklywinkly.  ;)

Some know David Chappelle (http://www.industrial-technology-and-witchcraft.de/movs/davechappelle.mpg) (Vid)?

lol, i didnt know that one.

and what about this t-shirt? (http://www.t-shirthumor.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=nucu&Category_Code=tops)

and others (http://www.t-shirthumor.com/Merchant2/new1.html)

Wow, you guys are starting to scare me.  You're all a bigger bunch of freaks than ME![/size]   :o

Dave Chapelle is the shit.

Me having a breakdown?  Where?  There are just so many times to choose from!!  ;D

BFG +  ::morecider:: = Me->  ::shot::  <-BFG

But once it's all over with there's some  ::lieb::

that's the usual effect of alcohol. ;)

Which one is BFG?

Well that depends ;) But most inportant is the fact theres some wubbing while  ::sniper::

I don't pick on you when i am touch  ::morecider:: shade ... it must just be a sign of ma  ::bussi:: for ya  ::applause::

(ps shade wears a pink ribbon in his hair when we're clan battling (i have a special hat ;) ) so it must be him on the right!  ::lol::

ahhh too many smilies. I think my mind is going from  ::applause:: to  ::areyoustupid::

Whichever smiley is delivering is usually me... ;)

 ::bussi:: <--Me

 ::lieb:: <--Me

Me--> ::domina::

And yes the pink ribbon gives me strength and determination.  ;)

Ooooo, im going to get the 100,000th post on the *DAMN Forums!

... and he even can't write 100,000 right, nonono Lone-Wolf ;-) Mauti

Durrr...I blame spike.  :o  Bad spike! BAD!!

yeah well I had the 100,001.


::applause::

Haha, nicely done.

Oh by the way, CONGRATS ON BECOMING A BL ADMIN!!! If you didnt get it the first time.  ::lol::

hehe and the second and the third ;)

tanks though.

*thanks ::bluh::

twas intentional :P

urgh...why don't I feel like going to University today?  ::wall::

for exactly the same reason as me... oh shit im late  ::wall::

I third that motion.                                        ::wall::

Boo to classes! Especially the ones that start at 8 in the AM.  Hmmmm...someone tell me why i signed up for that class again?

Well, I don't know what you signed up for.....I signed up for Rel 1020: Hinduism....you?

I WENT ALL THAT BLOODY WAY AND SHE DIDN"T HAVE MY GOD DAMN ESSAY!  ::wall:: ::wall::

a 90bloody minute walk at BFG speed in the bloody gale force winds and freaking rain and my bloody tutor hadn't got my freaking essay  >:( I am not a happy god damn bunny.

its 11:30am... time to go and ::morecider:: my sorrows  >:(

You have to walk an hour and a half to get to university? Buy a bike or something man!

Hehehehehehehehehehe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, had to get it out of my system. Guess thats why we use internet do deliver and recieve papers at the Univesity of Oslo.

Swim Conditioning, it doesnt really count as a class, but it sure is one hell of a way to wake up in the morning.  And we had a timed 100 yard sprint today.  Oh wow, definately havent done one of those in a year.  And i used to be so fast too...(swam for 10 years, stopped for a year, and now im @ college)

And BFG, that sucks man.  But look at it this way, it's weakness leaving the body  :)  And something tells me that if BFG were in punching range right now he would knock my block off.  And what Brutha said, get a bike, or...get roller blades and get into traffic, and grab onto the bumper of a stopped car, and let it pull you to where you need to go.  Of course you could hit a bump, a pothole, or the car could turn or stop suddenly and you would become road-paste, but that isnt the point.  The -POINT- is that it would be -so- cool.   ;D 

Just trying to be helpful.  ::applause::

-Lone

lol, lone, my brother was a competitive swimmer from middle school to know. He is now a junior and college. He has just been in China since June, and is now in winter training not having swum for 7 months. I can't even imagine how hard that is.

omfg, stop having an actual discussion! this is the SPAM DROP BOX! ::wall::


;)

Ack crap, Im a bit more chilled now. Yeserday was not good ;)

its not a 90minute walk to uni thank god - but it is a 40minute walk there, and a 40minute walk back ... damn good exersise considering i live at the top of a very big hill.. but its better to walk than sit my lazy ass in a car and well i can't find any rollerskates in a big enough shoe size... but thats not inportant either cos yeah that would be really -so- cool! ;)

My bike got nicked while i was training on evening - i was on the water for 30 minutes and came back to find my D lock (still locked) around the railings but no bike... I was not exactly pleased! ;)

As im sure you saw when your bro was around Spike, swimming only gets more insane the higher up the ladder of competition you go.  Even in highschool, 2 hours in the water every day minimum, and 3 times a week 2 hours of morning practice (starting @ 4:30) w/ 1 hour of weights and 1 of swimming.  It gets you in good shape in a hurry! Even though it hurts like hell and your hair turns green from the chlorine.  ::applause::  Oh wait, wrong smiley.  Here's the one i was looking for.  ::domina::

Ask your bro what his 100 freestyle time is, i bet it's a 45 or lower, considering how hard it sounds like he's been practicing.

Bfg, you know what'll really cool you down? -23.3 degrees Celsius!  Mmm mmmm! What a way to wake yourself up in the morning!  Fortunately it's just about a 10 minute walk to any of my classes, but yeah, nice warm bed -> -23.3...im sure Mauti can appreciate what that feels like, and then some.  :)  And that sucks about the bike, whatever bastard stole it will feel the wrath of an enraged bear  BFG someday i hope!  Was it a pretty nice bike? Or just hanging together, like mine is?  (well actually mine would be in pretty good shape if i didnt beat the crap out of it on a daily basis  ;D )

OMG BFG that was your bike I stole at UNI... Err...  <runs away>

Uh-oh, here comes the death!

 ::sniper::

Hey look, Spike's 1000th post!

(and Mauti, i -know- i wrote it right this time, so dont get any funny ideas)

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what the shit are you talking about?

spam... spamspam... spaaaaam... spam spam spam... SPAM!

You're such a spammer![/size]

i'm a spammer in the SPAM DROP BOX, no shit! ::applause::

I am writing to inform you that your license to spam is hereby revoked.[/size]

I am writing to inform you that you dont have the license to revoke any licenses.

No No, he does, I saw him receive it at the function yesterday.  His title is Internet Cop, his duties include patroling the pron and stopping the spam from reaching YOUR mailbox.  His job is mucho important and he hardly made it through IC basic

Look on the page prior to this one, you'll see

how about them hip-hopsters?

(http://orsm.net/shite/update20050113/rs0005.jpg)


(if you're not already familar with orsm, the link is adult)

Ha, nice picture Spike.

By the way, i liking that new avatar you have.
 

from another thread...OMG, I can't believe you know lutefisk...the only thing we have that can be said to be WMD....Had we only used it aggressivly, the world would have been rightfully ours now!!!

Shit i can see people taking lone seriously and voting him for president!!!

Hell yes i know lutefisk!!  How can one call themself a norwegian without knowing what lutefisk is?  Im almost 1/4th!

Good lord that stuff is disgusting.  I almost sudder to ask, but how do you make it again?

Im not sure if that was a compliment, or an incredible fear of yours, but ill take it as the first one.  Haha  ;D

Lone! 2028!

 ::applause::

 ::sniper::


** Goes to find a grassy knoll

Lutefisk? I stay the hell away of that. It's half fermented codfish in painthinner...basically....Glad my family never was big on that stuff....

WHAT! who doesnt love half rotten fish in paintthinner!

Oh well me, i enjoy it almost as much as having my ball sack placed in a red hot steel vice while watching Michael Jackson make love to George Dubya while singing a Britney spears song.

well almost as much ;)

that would actualyl be ghreat, if i had a cmaera.

except the whole balls part.

And the britney song part..and Michael Jacskon...and dubbya...and BFG's balls...in fact, I don't think we should ever have to see anything BFG described.

Maybe if it was dubyas balls and michael and britney were making out?  No I dont think so either

(http://homepage.mac.com/oatmeal/MAF/maxes/DontFeed.gif)

OMG YOU"VE IMPRISONED MY FAMILY YOU HAND DRAWN BASTARD!


;)

easy now, count to 10.

(http://quadrant99.com/archives/images/Naturale1(2).jpg)

 :-X

(http://quadrant99.com/archives/images/Naturale3(2).jpg)

Landscaping by the porn industry?

lol... both of those must be man-made

Just go and stick your rock feature up her sand dune ;)

now where the heck did you find those photo's civic?

www.notenoughpornontheweb.com?

Google Images, by coincidence. lol

www.anappleadaykeepsthedoctoraway.tk (http://www.anappleadaykeepsthedoctoraway.tk)

 ::lol::

AAARGh i can't buy it, the 'buy' icon keeps running away from me!  ???

Grrr when i get my hands on that 'buy' graphic im gonna box its ears till they're blue!  >:(

lol

I felt like posting here because it's post 2000  ::stupid::

<gets goofy year 2000 glasses back>

Oh no, now Myst is in the 2000-Club.  Just when I was starting to feel special.[/size]

You know it's my job to make sure you don't feel special. I am the number two in poster without a special title. You keep supporting DAMN GS  ::)

lol...more like I supported them ONCE, and the title still haunts me![/size]

thus the  ::)  ......... ::)

the sarcasm is biting

biting or biting?  ::kanibal::

Props for clever integration of smilies ::applause::

 ::duck::

 ::sheep::  ::banana::

 ::sniper::

^^
NOW THATS JUST SPAM!

 ::areyoustupid::

 ::stupid::

 O0

 ::hmm:

 ::domina::

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GODAMNIT WHY DO I SUCK AT THIS CODE.

I will sick fluffy on you:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/RegalReedy/fluffly.bmp)

 :-X

Whenever I try to use a external avatar it won't set (the page snaps back with the URL avatar option gone and the other one set red)

that's when the external pic is too big.

myst=huge nub.

The file size is 11 KB, which is less than yours, and it is a 85x85 jpg, smaller than yours again.

all i can say. is that jesus needs more followers and we, shall follow, engulf the globe with the power of jesus.  aHa!

then either the link doesnt work or the file-ending is not supported by this forum.

http://clanmp5.com/shoukiforum.gif
http://clanmp5.com/shouki-forum.jpg

The link works, and the file ending is supported because I've tried both jpgs and gifs with and without the hyphen.

holy shit its smoke. wb??

it must simply not like you then. better stay away from this forum, it could bite. ::kanibal::

I guess its going to have to post in the DAMN section...

wtf, spike? ::areyoustupid::

lol where the fuck did those random centers come from?

 ::duck::

because i used the center code in my post, noob. :P

 ::wall:: tisk tisk spike

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fix your sig nub, you've got random code in there.

lol, html code. and even wrong. ::lol::

Haven't updated since the OLD forums.

       

of course. run, sheep, ruuun...

I didn't know you could skip sideways...

I know that mauti is going to be angry with me, but I feel that my sig is brillant.

i didn't know sheep could skip at all...

They cant, Civic.

But that didnt stop mine from trying to climb trees.  I shit you not.  Sheep, trying to climb a small apple tree.  That was most amusing.

take a rope and show the sheep how it's done. then leave the rope there overnight...

next morning:

sheep -> ::sheep::   ::shocked:: <- you



lol

I support all endeavors to raise sheep intelligence.

Sleep now...

sleep is overrated.

I agree... ::kanibal::

btw, Mysterio... i found out that the avatar has to be 80x80 at the highest. it was 100x100 for a few days but it seems like Mauti decreased it to the limit of the old forum now. ::)

Dear Logitech.

I love your products but I have to complain about one thing. Why does it have to be so damn hard to open the#$%&"#$%/#(W$%&"#" #Q$%&"#$%& " F***ing "$#)%!"#$&"#$%&/"QW#$%%WE$%& boxes?

Yours truly

:MoD: Brutha

I love my MX 1000 box.

the box might be cool but the mouse sucks.

This mouse is awesome, I don't care if your friends have lemons or not Civic.

 ::)

 ::uzi::
 ::dj::

tsk tsk, DarK... images (in your case an animated smiley) are not allowed in signatures.

What's with that new avatar Civic?...rather plain.

plain art. 8)

Beautiful yes.. :)  Make one for me.. ;)

art.....ghart... blart.... mart?

wal mart

btw civic, you should try a non-broken logitech mouse. Perhaps come over to north america, I heard some companies sent their shitty product overseas.

my MX510 seems pretty "non-broken".

Your MX510 also doesn't have a laser... ;)

...but is nevertheless as good as the MX1000. ::)

http://www.driverheaven.net/reviews/mx1000/

Worse button layout and light as hell.

arguing about mouses. geeks.

The MX1000 got the (http://www.driverheaven.net/reviews/mx1000/heavenlyaward.jpg)

So Hah!

Hah? lol, the MX510 got the same award! ::ass:: ::bluh::

http://www.driverheaven.net/reviews/mx510/conclusion.htm


::beer::

Alright, change subject.

My mousepad now is really small, what are some good ones.

i had a www.func.net surface1030 gaming optimized mousepad for about 35€ which got old and inaccurate very fast, unfortunately. great reviews etc but i guess i use my mousepad too much. ::)

now i have... a damn simple black nylon mousepad with gum on the bottom side. soft, comfortable and with the best mouse movement feeling i ever experienced so far. price: 1.50€ :-X

I have no mousepad on a reflective desk with 100% tracking quality.

I usually take my mousepad off for gaming but every now and then I hit a tiny piece of dirt and it feels terrible.

Never really had that problem shade, I gave up mouse pads as soon as i got a Mx700 over a "cordless optical"

that DH is the Dark Helmet award btw, I give it out

i play better with a mousepad. without it, it just feels funky.

http://plaza.ufl.edu/ttoastt/VW_20_b3.mov

 ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::

just ordered my new mousepad... supposed to work wonders with optical mice. http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/accessories/3745/

New Design For 2003! w00t! ;)

civic... that movie was f*cking sick

black humour. ;D ;)

personal post #1900. kthxbye

Hahah, kewl movie... ::lol::

Indeed funny.

To the mouse pad... blah! so PC

one

two

three

ƒour

*Smites Kuza* 

When i get some free time, i am so making a smiting smiley.  ;D

-Lone
 

http://www.leinemann.net/privat/fun/vid/zazoocondoms.mpg

makes you think... ;) ::lol::

Nope, it tells me nothing new. But then again, I'm all for post birth abortions too....

Vun, Zexy Saff! 

Me --> ::kanibal:: <-- that little kid

GameRanger Website (http://www.pornolize.com/pornolize4?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gameranger.com)

 ???

did you check it? ::)

I'm in school and that site has been blocked by the system for nudity... ???

lol

no pics but some creative 'pornified' words lol

Oh god i put my site in and this is an extract of what it came up with LOL

it would be better to pornify MS... but I can't bring myself to type more than me saying I can't type more because...

• iChat Support
Avoid getting unclefucked by iChat cuntlapps during games! While you are in a game, GameRanger can set your iChat status to Away, your iChat status message to 'Fucking on GameRanger' and your iChat icon to the GameRanger logo (creaming them after you return). Fingerfucks is optional since you might not motherfucks want to let others know you're playing muff sniffs at work.


from the Premium section on the "pornolized" GameRanger site. ::lol::

(http://satanjr.com/0105/catapult.gif)

LOL, home from school now... this is hilareous...

 The *DAMN forums (http://www.pornolize.com/pornolize4?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.damnr6.com%2Fyabbse%2Findex.php%3Fboard%3D1.0&submit=submit)

Spike that was bloody funny - simple but it had me pissing myself for 30seconds ;)

ps... it came up with "Microsoft Cunt-cleaner Corporation"  with handy features where you can "Search "Jerkoff" Microsoft.com" for those usefull bits of usless information on kicking the shit out of your  "Wanks "Nagy Fasz" Server System"

 ::sheep::

LMAO, look at the very bottom and i quote:


Or even the hot "fill me up" topic.

hehe, i found some more, i clicked on the spam drop box and look what it said under Civic's name: "God bless the deep throating freaks" and also under his name: "Assfucks: 1905"

 ::duck:: ::uzi:: ::sheep::

 ::domina::

wtf is a shouki

Wow, I was just going to post the same exact thing.

I think the name tag+picture are pretty self evident.

I sleep now.

btw, a unmodified picture:

http://www.clanmp5.com/shouki-1-1.jpg

how u prenounce(sp?) it shoe key?

Narauko.

Our petition for Rogue Spear gathered only a few signatures. this one (http://www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html) to stop ashlee simpson from singing has gathered over 100,000. Sign it! End the madness of Ashlee's Voice.

End the madness stop z][t from winning every season  ;D

(http://plaza.ufl.edu/ttoastt/funnyroom.jpg)

Haven't you become sarcastic over time. Wb nark, thnx Civic nice to see you to.

heh (http://www.iporn.wastednetwork.com/)

Slightly adult in nature, dont say I didnt warn you.

hmmm... enough said, that's dumb

Who ever asked pronunciation it's Show-Key 'tis Japanese despite him being german (actually from Germany).

Just wondered, my uncle went to japan to marry his japanese wife. It be nice to show him up in front of the misses speaking japanese  ;D. What does it mean?

Narauko.

All these meanings apply:

http://www.freedict.com/onldict/jap.html
(Use Japanese --> English for "shouki"

That is where you can find the translation we use, it's a lot of typing otherwise ;)

shouki - business opportunity

shouki - true character, sanity, consciousness, soberness

shouki - affectation, desire to be impressive

shouki - god to ward off illness & misfortune

 ::applause::

thats alot of bloody meanings, suppose its down to the context. thnx myst once again, always thought u were an ass for the simple reason you hang around with typhy or did *shrug*, you have changed my perspective from ass to nice bloke.  ;D

Narauko.

Prepares for typhy...I re-thought waiting for a flamewar and instead wish to add that i do not wish for one. Just in general we have had our differences whether he knows it or not. Prolly sitting there with an old ÅK and a picture of me...

Typhy doesn't read spam drop boxes.

Sweet  ;D could continue my rant but i think its best i play safe from being banned for arguing.  ;)

Narauko.

 :-X

One too many to drink? I had that same feeling earlier. Dam I never knew how much I would like this spambox shit. Keeps me busy.

Narauko.

wait until they start counting...

1... ;D

counting what?

oh, that bs.

2...

I refuse to take part!.... REFUSE.... NOOOOO! not that!!!

....3.....

SHHHHHHHH!

4 is here!

so...5...comes next right?  ::applause::

 ::duck::

think we'll take that as 6.

Myst refused to count to 7!

I think civic died 8 minutes ago.

i think he moved to GR for live chat 9 minutes ago.

There are 10 ducks

 ::duck:: ::duck:: ::duck:: ::duck:: ::duck:: ::duck:: ::duck:: ::duck:: ::duck:: ::duck::

shit, this must be about teh 11th time i've posting for this.

12 is one less than...

Krush is moving to Civic's bunkhouse in 13 weeks

13 is one less than 14 i think...let me check.

This has gone on 15 posts too long.

 ::wall::

maybe 16 too many.

BUT NOT 17 !!