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Title: Law Enforcement Survey Post by: Whisper_44 on June 30, 2004, 08:35:45 pm Law Enforcement Improvement survey
In order to provide you, the customer, with the best possible service, we ask that you take a few minutes to complete this critique. 1. During your arrest were you advised of your rights in a timely manner? ___ Yes ___ No ___ What rights? 2. If your attitude at the time of arrest required the use of force, how would you rate the application of said force? ___ Too much ___ Not enough ___ Just right 3. If an arrest warrant was used during your arrest, what type was it? ___ Consensual ___ Court ordered ___ Police ordered 4. When you were handcuffed, how would you rate their use? ___ Too tight ___ Not tight enough ___ Too loose ___ Not loose enough ___ Just right 5. For what crime were you arrested? ___ Homicide ___ Rape ___ Robbery ___ DUI ___ Public Stupidity ___ Public Mopery with Intent to Gawk ___ Other 6. During your arrest, was the officer's commentary directed at you politically correct? ___ Yes ___ No 7. During your ride to jail, how many times did the officer's driving habits cause your face to impact with the silent partner? ___ Once ___ Twice ___ Three times ___ I can't remember 8. Once you arrived at our jail, how were you removed from the vehicle? ___ Through the car door ___ Through the trunk ___ From the trunk ___ Through the wing window ___ Off the bumper 9. Have you taken advantage of our department's free attitude adjustment program?' ___ Yes ___ No ___ Not yet 10. How would you rate the food at our jail in comparison with food at other jails you have visited? ___ Excellent ___ Good ___ Fair ___ Poor ___ Bad ___ What food? 11. Would you recommend being arrested by our department to your fellow felons? ___ Yes ___ No ___ You gotta be kidding 12. Were you offered an opportunity to confess to the crime you were arrested for? ___ Yes ___ No 13. Were you offered an opportunity to confess to the crime you were not arrested for? ___ Yes ___ No 14. Our department is offering a Time Saver Program whereby you can sign all forms ahead of time, and we will fill in the blanks later. Would you be interested in such a program? ___ Yes ___ No ___ Does X count as a signature? Thank you for your participation! Title: Re:Law Enforcement Survey Post by: walnut on June 30, 2004, 09:44:42 pm LMAO @ #8!!
Title: Re:Law Enforcement Survey Post by: Cocobolo on June 30, 2004, 10:34:03 pm Hmmmm, so when did ya get arrested Whisper? heh heh
Title: Re:Law Enforcement Survey Post by: Whisper_44 on June 30, 2004, 11:16:28 pm I have been advised by my attorney not to answer that question....
seriously through, I was driving through Chula Vista and this hampster jumped out from behind his motorcycle and handed me this survey ;D Title: Re:Law Enforcement Survey Post by: 58th_Razor on June 30, 2004, 11:58:05 pm On the advice from his attorney, Whisper can neither confirm, nor deny anything about the hamster incident. The hamster is some type of political pollster with his own agenda.
Title: Re:Law Enforcement Survey Post by: WardenMac on July 02, 2004, 04:03:39 am LMAO
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