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                                                   Robin Williams Plan

Robin Williams for president 2004.

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan:

1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

There Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"

Hey moron, I've been saying the same stuff all over this forum...why don't you go back and read some of my posts on the subject.  You don't listen to me when I say it, but when Robin Williams says it, it becomes news?  Bah![/size]

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I just found this interesting and decided to post it, never said I agree with all of it.

Again Ghostsniper shows his superior intellect to us all.

Sad man sad

Robin Williams was always good !

Oh and GS, in case you didnt check "sarcasm" in the dictionnary yet, here's something you might wanna read:

http://www.talonnews.com/news/2004/february/0213_williams_bush.shtml

GS do you trully agree with all that was written in that post?  Do you think it is serious?

Somebody get me a burger cause this thread is red hot flammable. Damn I'm hungry this morning.

GhostSniper, all I can say to you is watch your fire, cause you seem a bit trigger happy. Let's hope his kills don't turn into friendly fire now.

turns out everything you believe in is just a joke.



someone had to say it lol

Well said anonymous passer by in brotno's account.

IT is just a joke....isn't it... HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH..........MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.....AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...

**Breaks down in a paralytic coughing fit of laughter**

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ps, i am the real bronto damnit. mauti let me have my account back.

maybe mauti or elan should weigh in on this....



mauti? elan?

Objection, Bronto died. It is well documented.

Question: died? perma'd from gr yes, but died?

Ended. Ceased to exist. Removed with the blade of my sword....indirectly. I will not sit by and watch as some impersonator claims to be the slain Bronto.       :-[

Nay, it beith the real brontus!

Lookuth upon hist Forum Title!

Thou sayest "Useless Post Count Whore."

Alas, it beith my UPCW brethren!

***rapes bronto

Objection on the grounds I outrank Snipe therefore void his opinion  :D

Overruled.

Now look what you did Snipe, you turned a perfectly fine spam post, into 1 worded lollygagger spam.

i was not banned and i did not die. where do these stories come from...i just PC!:-D:-D! ask me a question that only the real bronto would know.

The real bronto would never show his face again because PCs are the one thing that we all know we can hate without hesitation.

bronto has a horse penis?


(i can confirm...with pictures....and video...................................and personal experience)

Votes PY to be banned.

After all this time away from the forums and this is the love I get from Myst...my 03' summer fling?   ???

PY you will forever be banished to the depths of hell for your busy hands...on SNIPEY! You should be punished for crimes no human could commit. You are a disgrace to this very forums. You will die. And die you must, for a duel in the only way to solve this battle. The year is 2004, you must end.

props to pie and his flaming hot cameo on the forums. everything he touches turns to spam. i still own a mac myst. its just a slow ass g3, im fucking poor, i live in a box, i had to switch to pc damnit. YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?

Drunkard...

This is my last reply before I probably go to sleep. You failed PY, now you face the evil of the myst. You will fall.

masturbate*

Folks he's just jealous I'm sleeping in bronto's bed tonight. He really needs his daily dose of PY. Poor Myst.

Ok enough is enough. Fuck you. End of story. Don't want to hear this BS anymore, this would be fine for the fucking spam drop box, and that's why I never read it. I hope by morning some admin comes along and moves all of this out of here so the general public of DAMN doesn't have to read all this BS. I've had enough of your fucking sex it up BS. END.

I won't even acknowledge Bronto or PY anymore because they are just here to SPAM and piss the common poster off. Bronto, yes there is a difference between the odd OBJECTION and the constant spam. Take your iSex or whatever you call it, to GR and leave it there.

OH...MY...GOD...

What bunched your panties?

 wub  ;)

certainly wasn't his dong ahahahhaa

You sir, deserve post gold. I laughed for a good 10 min.