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Title: Russia puts Rasputin's Penis on display Post by: "Sixhits" on April 30, 2004, 12:12:03 am >>>
The first Russian museum of erotica is opening in St. Petersburg, Russian Nezavisimaya Gazeta daily reports. <<< My favorite quote? ?Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte?s penis is now kept. ? Napoleon?s penis is but a small ?pod? it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimeters?? the head of the museum said. http://www.mosnews.com/news/2004/04/28/rasputin.shtml (http://www.mosnews.com/news/2004/04/28/rasputin.shtml) Title: Re:Russia puts Rasputin's Penis on display Post by: cO.gabe on April 30, 2004, 12:21:55 am Jesus Christ! That is f*cking halarious....but easy on the pix sixhits...i didn't need to see that...lol.
Edit: Holy sh*t dude...I'm listening music and as soon as i saw that i keep thinking I'm hearing phrases like "sew it back on" and "the head is too small". wtf...thanks a lot sixhits. Title: Re:Russia puts Rasputin's Penis on display Post by: |MP|Cringe on April 30, 2004, 03:20:24 am Lmfao. My history teacher is going to love this. (Shes done nothing but tell us all sorts of sex stories and triangles to make European History "interesting")
Title: Re:Russia puts Rasputin's Penis on display Post by: |MP|Buccaneer on April 30, 2004, 04:30:15 am 12 inches long, I didn't know Rasputin was Native American :D
Title: Re:Russia puts Rasputin's Penis on display Post by: Cossack on April 30, 2004, 05:02:36 am Gives a new name to "Hung like a Russian" You see we russkies are always packing heat.
Title: Re:Russia puts Rasputin's Penis on display Post by: Mr.Mellow on April 30, 2004, 02:09:47 pm Thing's like an elephant trunk. Jesus. lol. How'd they ehem. get it. ahem. Errect? Cuz. there's gotta be blood in there. Wonder if they put a little something extra in there so they could really shut down Napoleon's pecker.
Title: Re:Russia puts Rasputin's Penis on display Post by: BTs_GhostSniper on April 30, 2004, 03:54:01 pm Who has Napoleon's penis? Said something about it being on display in the U.S. And why are people actually saving these things? I know the Soviet Union was really obsessed with saving wierd things like every Premiere's brain and all, but this is just a little gross.
By the way, when they poisoned Rasputin, they gave him enough poison to kill a horse, and he still didn't die....which is why they switched their method to shooting him....at which time he took enough lead to kill 5 people.....quite a tough guy. Title: Re:Russia puts Rasputin's Penis on display Post by: cookie on April 30, 2004, 06:15:30 pm napoleons penis was actually listed in the guinness book of world records as the worlds smallest, or something like that. at one inch, it was a tiny wang to go with a tiny guy.
another thing: what kind of creepy culture keeps dead officials testicles in a jar :O Title: Re:Russia puts Rasputin's Penis on display Post by: BFG on April 30, 2004, 06:58:28 pm Hold on?? what!?! U guys saying that 11/12inch's isn't average?
Title: Re:Russia puts Rasputin's Penis on display Post by: BTs_GhostSniper on April 30, 2004, 07:06:23 pm Hold on?? what!?! U guys saying that 11/12inch's isn't average? My wife says it IS average.....but then again mine is the only one she has tried. ;) Title: Re:Russia puts Rasputin's Penis on display Post by: |MP|Nomad on April 30, 2004, 08:03:26 pm God my penis is small :( ;)
ps. if anyone take a ss of this and rubs it in my face later, I will hunt you down and _____ you!! Title: Re:Russia puts Rasputin's Penis on display Post by: BFG on April 30, 2004, 08:28:37 pm and ____ us? with your little penis? ;)
Title: Re:Russia puts Rasputin's Penis on display Post by: |MP|Buccaneer on April 30, 2004, 10:24:41 pm One thing's for sure, now we know why Napoleon was so driven to rule the world. Making up for more shortcomings than was obvious.
Based on that, I'm estimating Bush at 1.25 inches. Title: Re:Russia puts Rasputin's Penis on display Post by: BFG on May 01, 2004, 01:09:59 am lol. is that external or actualy -1.5 inches growth ... ie into his body?
Title: Re:Russia puts Rasputin's Penis on display Post by: Brutha on May 02, 2004, 01:11:24 am Can't believe this topic actually atracted more replies than those iraqi prisoners being tortured. Well, in the name of bad taste: Keep on rolling.
12 inches.....crikey........his women must have been big...... |