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Title: Tasty getting rough again?
Post by: |MP|Buccaneer on January 19, 2004, 11:58:05 pm
We all know that Tasty got all wild and crazy at those protests down in Florida a while back, but here he is, caught in an AP photo, beating down  other campaign volunteers.
(http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040119/capt.iada10101192140.iowa_caucus_iada101.jpg)

You can read the actual article Here (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040119/480/iada10101192140)

Damn Iowan troublemakers.  First cow tippin, now this.


Title: Re:Tasty getting rough again?
Post by: Overthrow.aHa! on January 20, 2004, 01:04:06 am
naw only city folk go cow tippin
most hicks just get drunk and shoot shit


Title: Re:Tasty getting rough again?
Post by: BFG on January 20, 2004, 01:13:52 am
heh its the big fat ugly skinhead guy who's waving the Bush one.. perfect :)

ps... cow tippin?


Title: Re:Tasty getting rough again?
Post by: Cossack on January 20, 2004, 01:39:12 am
BFG, you are too sophisticated of a European to do the illustrious art of cow tipping. It is an insult to Rednecks the world over to not know what it is. Shame on you BFG and I hope the banjo playing, snuff chewing, inbred redneck gods roast your bum over a open flame.


Title: Re:Tasty getting rough again?
Post by: spike on January 20, 2004, 01:58:15 am
cow tipping = cows sleep standing up. therefore, its pretty easy to sneak into a field at night, and tip them over, they dont offer much resistence. never saw the fun in that, it can kill or hurt the cow, but if you're drunk and got nothing better to do....


Title: Re:Tasty getting rough again?
Post by: Jeb on January 20, 2004, 02:28:26 am
Why any allegedly "straight" man would go to a protest, in another state, to try to pick up on some loose unshaven lesbians is beyond my wildest  imagination.

First we see pictures of tasty holding a bottle of beer like a woman (probably pilsner), next we see pictures of tasty dancing with his hands over his head (illegal), and then we see pictures of tasty putting a dildo in his mouth...
and NOW we see that tasty has grown long blonde hair, and supports gephardt.
All my original theories on tasty have been all but proven, and i guess this means corn shucking has a whole other meaning.


Title: Re:Tasty getting rough again?
Post by: BFG on January 20, 2004, 09:47:50 am
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BFG, you are too sophisticated of a European to do the illustrious art of cow tipping. It is an insult to Rednecks the world over to not know what it is. Shame on you BFG and I hope the banjo playing, snuff chewing, inbred redneck gods roast your bum over a open flame.

A rather hot bum is what it shall be then ;)


Title: Re:Tasty getting rough again?
Post by: |MP|Buccaneer on January 20, 2004, 10:53:05 pm
I hope the banjo playing, snuff chewing, inbred redneck gods roast your bum over a open flame.

Or just says "you sure do have a purrty mouth boy" and "squeal like a pig".  (And if you can't name that movie, you should also be ashamed of yourself.)


Title: Re:Tasty getting rough again?
Post by: Cutter on January 20, 2004, 11:05:19 pm
i've often thought that when i'm "delivered" onto hell that i'd hear a banjo playin that tune.


Title: Re:Tasty getting rough again?
Post by: Brain on January 20, 2004, 11:45:52 pm
/me idly strums a banjo


you know cow tipping isn't just a redneck hobby, they do it a lot in wisconsin too (and no we are not rednecks. we are cheese heads, get it straight)


Title: Re:Tasty getting rough again?
Post by: |MP|Buccaneer on January 20, 2004, 11:57:36 pm
For anyone that doesn't know what Cutter means, Click Here (http://www.macclans.com/banjo.html)


Title: Re:Tasty getting rough again?
Post by: spike on January 21, 2004, 12:45:08 am
did you know that the kid didnt actually play that banjo? in fact he was horrible at it, and then had to have someone reach around him and do it...


ahh burt, how you make my pulse race.....


Title: Re:Tasty getting rough again?
Post by: BFG on January 21, 2004, 01:49:49 am
Ahh the good old "call and answer".. wheres my bottle of scumpy jack?


Title: Re:Tasty getting rough again?
Post by: *DAMN Silent Killer on January 21, 2004, 02:56:05 am
that movie still terrafies me

shutters***

-Sk


Title: Re:Tasty getting rough again?
Post by: tasty on January 21, 2004, 07:00:21 pm
Why any allegedly "straight" man would go to a protest, in another state, to try to pick up on some loose unshaven lesbians is beyond my wildest  imagination.

First we see pictures of tasty holding a bottle of beer like a woman (probably pilsner), next we see pictures of tasty dancing with his hands over his head (illegal), and then we see pictures of tasty putting a dildo in his mouth...
and NOW we see that tasty has grown long blonde hair, and supports gephardt.
All my original theories on tasty have been all but proven, and i guess this means corn shucking has a whole other meaning.
But I have short hair now.

I would never pick up girls that think that not showering is a crucial component of social justice.

I caucused for Kucinich, who won 7 delegates from my precinct.

I'm glad Dean lost.

What's wrong with raising my motherfuckin hands in the air and waving em like I just don't care???


Title: Re:Tasty getting rough again?
Post by: Ace on January 21, 2004, 08:56:44 pm
What's wrong with raising my motherfuckin hands in the air and waving em like I just don't care???

Nothing, except for the fact that you are holding a dildo. :P


Title: Re:Tasty getting rough again?
Post by: |MP|Buccaneer on January 21, 2004, 10:17:23 pm
Nothing, except for the fact that you are holding a dildo. :P

Yeah, but it's not in his hands!  =D





Title: Re:Tasty getting rough again?
Post by: tasty on January 23, 2004, 12:48:45 am
You guys just don't know how to have fun. You should come down to Grinnell and learn how to party, tasty-style.


Title: Re:Tasty getting rough again?
Post by: Jeb on January 23, 2004, 12:52:26 am
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You guys just don't know how to have fun. You should come down to Grinnell and learn how to party, tasty-style.
Its no mistake that gay also means fun.


Title: Re:Tasty getting rough again?
Post by: tasty on January 23, 2004, 12:54:18 am
Just to make sure you guys don't have a lack of material to work with here, I'm going to a keg party this weekend that has a cross dressing theme. Yes, that's right, tasty in a dress  ;D.


Title: Re:Tasty getting rough again?
Post by: Jeb on January 23, 2004, 01:08:39 am
you misspelt Gay Orgy, i don't know where you got the letters in party from


Title: Re:Tasty getting rough again?
Post by: Ace on January 23, 2004, 01:21:24 am
Just to make sure you guys don't have a lack of material to work with here, I'm going to a keg party this weekend that has a cross dressing theme. Yes, that's right, tasty in a dress  ;D.

Wait, wouldn't cross-dressing for you be wearing pants?

*rimshot*


Title: Re:Tasty getting rough again?
Post by: |MP|Buccaneer on January 23, 2004, 01:28:22 am
Just to make sure you guys don't have a lack of material to work with here, I'm going to a keg party this weekend that has a cross dressing theme. Yes, that's right, tasty in a dress  ;D.

Cross dressing, doesn't that imply that you leave your skirt at home and dress like a man?

Shit, I was so excited to post that, I didn't notice Ace beat me to it.  Great minds think alike I guess, even when it is the most obvious of mocks.